Corrupt a Wish

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Ded :(

I wish for $8.00

Granted but you lose all of your other money.

I wish to stop all life except the life I want to keep.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted but you lose all of your other money.

I wish to stop all life except the life I want to keep.

Granted, you regret it immediately.

I wish for a cup of teacup poodle

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted, you regret it immediately.

I wish for a cup of teacup poodle

Granted, but they become rabid and attempt to eat you.

I wish for a perfect spaceship that I, and only I, have complete control over.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but they become rabid and attempt to eat you.

I wish for a perfect spaceship that I, and only I, have complete control over.

Granted, it’s powered by a handcrank (there is a game where that’s literally the most basic idea. It’s called crank)

I wish for a *inhales* bullet hell rhythm sandbox incremental game.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted, it’s powered by a handcrank (there is a game where that’s literally the most basic idea. It’s called crank)

I wish for a *inhales* bullet hell rhythm sandbox incremental game.

Granted, but you're absolute crap at it.

I wish for an omnipotent, unkillable, perfect, immortal penguin.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but you're absolute crap at it.

I wish for an omnipotent, unkillable, perfect, immortal penguin.

(So… just like most games?)

Granted, but it’s permanently agressive toward you

I wish for a poodle of teacup cup

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

(So… just like most games?)

Granted, but it’s permanently agressive toward you

I wish for a poodle of teacup cup

Granted, but the teacup attempts to turn you into tea.

I wish for the penguin to not be aggressive towards me, while keeping all of it's previous wishes.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but the teacup attempts to turn you into tea.

I wish for the penguin to not be aggressive towards me, while keeping all of it's previous wishes.

Granted, but it’s now unable to see, or be seen by you.

I wish for fellow incremental game players

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted, but it’s now unable to see, or be seen by you.

I wish for fellow incremental game players

Ha, fool, it's omnipotent.

Well since I don't know what that means
granted
but only in your dreams

I wish for a nugget of platinum

 

[Noahblast20]

Ha, fool, it's omnipotent.

Well since I don't know what that means
granted
but only in your dreams

I wish for a nugget of platinum

Granted, it’s too small to see most of the time

I wish I knew where I could find more people who like incremental games (look it up)

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted, it’s too small to see most of the time

I wish I knew where I could find more people who like incremental games (look it up)

Granted, but they're all paralyzed.

I wish for a mouse.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but they're all paralyzed.

I wish for a mouse.

Granted, it’s dead

I wish for a cactus

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted, it’s dead

I wish for a cactus

*Replaces batteries*

Granted, but you fall into it and die.

I wish for omniscience.

 

[UltiDaniel]

*Replaces batteries*

Granted, but you fall into it and die.

I wish for omniscience.

Granted
Your brain becomes pudding after the overload of every bit of information that can exist, whether it was meant to be known or not

I wish for clever response to this wish

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted
Your brain becomes pudding after the overload of every bit of information that can exist, whether it was meant to be known or not

I wish for clever response to this wish

Granted, but your mom

I wish for scratch to not be considered cringe

 

[Banana_=P]

Granted, but the actually good scratch projects are all deleted for some reason.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Granted, but you can only use them to wish for less wishes.

I wish for a paradox.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but you can only use them to wish for less wishes.

I wish for a paradox.

Granted, but you go back in time and kill yourself

I wish I could read JavaScript

 

[Banana_=P]

Now you can't read literally anything else. Also, you can't write anything in JavaScript either, for some reason.

I wish for a fluffy blanket.

 

[Noahblast20]

Now you can't read literally anything else. Also, you can't write anything in JavaScript either, for some reason.

I wish for a fluffy blanket.

Success, except the fact that it’s too heavy to move.

I wish to find another idle game