Corrupt a Wish

[Krasunir]

Granted, but now evenings are boring.

I wish breathing didn't always feel so stale. Probably because this fire. Damn fire. Sometimes I wish it weren't there. But wait, I use it to kill people, so that's good.
Yeah, the stale thing.

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

Now everything is stale.
I wish I had a cardboard box.

 

[MarioKart7z]

Now everything is stale.
I wish I had a cardboard box.

granted, but there's an armed nuke inside

i wish that my WIIU gamepad's battery wouldn't lose charge for no ing reason while turned off.

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

Granted, but your Gamepad no longer has a battery, and must be plugged in at all times.
I wish my Coca-Cola wasn't diet.

 

[MarioKart7z]

Granted, but it makes you fat

I wish i had something to actually wish for

 

[Dragon_Guardian]

You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
I wish I had more Iron or Copper or some metal that can make armor in my current run.

 

[23152435wefewf4534123]

granted

but if you wear/use it you get the On Fire! debut

i wish i had the book Mein Kampf (for study reasons)

 

[daderpycoolguy]

Granted but the book is infinity pages long meaning it is very difficult to read all of it and it bores you very quickly.

I wish I had undertale

 

[23152435wefewf4534123]

Granted but the book is infinity pages long meaning it is very difficult to read all of it and it bores you very quickly.

I wish I had undertale

You have it but flowey kills you and the game doesn't turn on for 3 years.

 

[TheFkje]

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

[MadCat]

granted but you also created a paradox. It sucks you and the entire world into it. Game Over.


I wish to turn all countries in to first world countries

 

[23152435wefewf4534123]

you do but die in the process, they then get turned back into 3rd world countries right before you die.

 

[tornado547]

Granted, but everytime you do it someone you don't know dies
[DOUBLEPOST=1450479085,1450479044][/DOUBLEPOST]Granted, but you live in it
[DOUBLEPOST=1450479237][/DOUBLEPOST]I wish noone could corrupt this wish

 

[23152435wefewf4534123]

too bad

i wish i remember putting down wishes for people to corrupt.

 

[TMB50]

Granted, but they don't get corrupted.
I wish for an esoteric pet toy.

 

[23152435wefewf4534123]

Granted, but they don't get corrupted.
I wish for an esoteric pet toy.

Granted, but its not esoteric.

I wish for food

 

[Shadowice]

granted but it's rotten
i wish for mountain dew

 

[23152435wefewf4534123]

granted but it's rotten
i wish for mountain dew

granted but its your least favorite flavor.

i wish i had a better computer.

 

[Shadowice]

granted but its your least favorite flavor.

i wish i had a better computer.

granted but i stole it
i wish for mass effect 3

 

[23152435wefewf4534123]

granted but i stole it
i wish for mass effect 3

granted but its mass effect 2. and it breaks by starting up.

i wish for some kind of lab coat? (first thing that came into mind i guess)