Corrupt the Wish!

[appleNsauce]

Granted if I can find it

I wish to be able to stalk the stalker that stalks the stalker that stalks me

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted if I can find it

Really?

I wish to be able to stalk the stalker that stalks the stalker that stalks me

Granted, but you get stuck in an infinite stalking loop.

 

[appleNsauce]

Really?

Yes

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but you did not specify 'yes'. (I don't think that was a wish, so I'll do this to continue it )

I wish for ski season to start.

 

[taco360]

Granted, but you freeze to death.

I wish for kumquats to be interesting.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but everyone else thinks they are interesting except for you.

I wish for master spriting skills.

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted except... oh wait... you already have them!

I wish for kindness.

 

[taco360]

Granted, but it's sarcastic.

I wish for a headphone cord that doesn't break in five minutes.

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted, but in breaks in 6 minutes.

I wish for the next wish to not be granted.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but it backfires and all your wishes become ungranted.

I wish for a new president.

 

[taco360]

Granted, but your wish for your wish to not be granted is not granted.

I wish for a large diamond, so I can sell it to a museum and be rich.

EDIT: NINJA'd, but I guess "Granted, but this one's even worse."

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted, but it's made of glass.

I wish for money

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but it's counterfeit.

I wish for dinner.

 

[taco360]

Granted, but it's spoiled.

I wish for the ability to make great card games out of my favorite video games, because why not.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but no one buys them.

I wish for soil.

 

[Lionoflight00]

Granted but it has nuclear waste on it and becomes a monster. I wish for some candy

 

[DoctorWhale]

Granted, but it's gross candy, like toffee

I wish for comic sans font to be added to TCF (is it already there?).

 

[appleNsauce]

Granted but you have a bad time. (No it's not. I checked)


I wish for a animatronic squirrel suit.

 

[DoctorWhale]

Granted, but it attacks you

I wish for | rof hsiw I

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but the mirror I'm assuming your wishing for breaks and your soul breaks with it and you become a soulless human being.

I wish for memz.