Corrupt the Wish!

[Tetrarin]

granted but you become blind

I wish my laptop would have infinite battery life

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but the screen doesn't work.

I wish to die.

 

[Cubic.]

Granted, you die for two seconds.

I wish that dream where there was a bunch of baby hamsters and I could get one was real.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, but it lives for one day.

I wish for utter destruction to the granter.

 

[Cubic.]

Spoiler: My reaction

my baaaaabbbbyyyyyyyyy

Granted, Destroid - Annihilate's lyrics (The towns? DESTROYED. The cities? DESTROYED. The farms? DESTROYED. The villages? DESTROYED. The government? DESTROYED. Communication? DESTROYED. Society? DESTROYED. you have been destroyed..... YOU HAVE BEEN DESTROYED.) are now forever playing in my head.

I wish for a Big Chungus

 

[Ivyss]

You are banned from making anymore wishes, and this wish has not been granted.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

 

[Cubic.]

Granted, your head no longer hurts, but now there is a very annoying voice in your head constantly screaming 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' in your ears.

I wish my ears didn't ring

 

[Murphmario]

You are banned from making anymore wishes, and this wish has not been granted.

I wish for something fun to do.

 

[Cubic.]

Granted, but once you're done you can never do it again. Even in Heaven.

I wish for MOAR CHARACTERS more roleplayers on this forum

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, but they are all Creepers who can't type on keyboards.

I wish for a creeper plush to kill me.

 

[Cubic.]

Granted. A creeper plush kills you, and you respawn as its pet

I wish for some great memories flooding back

Spoiler: Did you know I can grant that to myself with just some music?

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, they flood into your *insert your state of residence or living* and drown you.

Fireworks

 

[Cubic.]

Granted, they blow up in your face.

I wish.... I wish.... for someone besides me to die of eating bubbles

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, the person besides you to your left, through the wall, dies of bubbles.

I wish for EXOTIC BUTTERS

 

[Player_Miner]

Granted. You promptly receive large fees for the tariffs associated with importing them all.

I wish for a great crossover game.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you get a unplayable great crossover game concerning with creepers.

I wish for Casual Bongos.

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

Granted, but it's mute.

I wish my laptop was fixed.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but the battery explodes if you use it.

I wish I didn't have to deal with all the bull of life.

 

[The Storm]

Granted, but you can no longer post pictures of dragons.

I wish Denuvo didn't exist.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted, but he gets reborn an causes a nuclear war targeting the sun and all countries on Earth.

I wish for me to specifically breath in oxygen, known as the "H2O" atom, and in that wish, I repeatedly take nice breaths of this fine air known as Oxygen to fulfill the purpose of breathing, and for not a single catastrophic error to occur to anyone on the planet for the next 12.6 seconds.