Corrupt the Wish!

[Ivyss]

Granted, nothing's changed, because that's how life works.

I wish Steam's last summer sale event didn't feature any bull.

 

[The Storm]

Granted, but now all games cost 50% more.

I wish I could turn into a ghost.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, but you lose your memories and mind in the process.

I wish for all of those hornets to die.

 

[The Storm]

Granted, but the spider population is tripled.

I wish I could bring back any extinct species.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, but they're immediately obliterated by a supernova.

I wish that I could ascend.

 

[The Storm]

Granted, but you can never descend at all.

I wish I could shoot lasers.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, but they shoot directly into your eyeballs.

I wish I could learn to be a Lunatic Cultist.

 

[The Storm]

Granted, but you're killed as part of a sacrifice.

I wish I could control all the people in the world.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, but they all go insane so they physically can't obey your commands.

I wish someone that's not ASG_102 would grant this wish.

 

[The Storm]

Granted, wait....

I wish someone else would reply to this thread.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, I'm technically "someone else" other than you.

I wish an ACTUAL other person would reply to this thread.

 

[Augustulus]

Granted, but they have the same reply as the previous person before.

I wish to be cursed.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted, your curse is to be uncursed.

I wish for M E A T B A L L

 

[Slaxer]

Granted, your curse is to be uncursed.

I wish for M E A T B A L L

Your meatball of of unknown flesh has been delivered.

I wish for the best CPU.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, but you break it after just over 5 minutes.

I wish for a wish to be granted.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Smarta**, how about not granted

I wish to play by the rules of this game

 

[Player_Miner]

Granted. Someone adds a rule where you must post every day or die. Cue eventual death.

I wish that I couldn’t accidentally hit the wrong button/key.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted. Your keyboard and mouse now don't have any keys or buttons on them. Therefore, you are literally unable to press the wrong key/button.

I wish for a lifetime supply of cat food... It's for my cat... Obviously.

 

[Dapling]

Granted. The food mutates your cat into a gigantic eldritch beast which incinerates the universe.

I wish to unlock the 57 Leaf Clover in Risk of Rain 2 because of how ridiculously difficult it is to get.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted, your game gets corrupted, therefore losing all progress.

I wish for my friends to stop beefing