Corrupt the Wish!

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but seeing as you sent this message at all, you already have it.

I wish for an adblocker.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted, but it does the exact opposite of what an adblocker does.

I wish for DoG to be nerfed.

 

[_tenfictions_]

Granted, it gets buffed

I wish for more exoplanets to be discovered

 

[Dapling]

Granted, the first one that is discovered has sentient life, which immediately sends a gamma ray the size of the entire solar system towards us.

I wish to be stupid.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, to which you become stupid in comparson of a super genius super computer, which would probably be the same intellegence as you are now

I wish for math but math.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted, but it's common core. Have fun.

I wish for [BLEEP].

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you are banned, because everyone heard you say that.

I wish for wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for Urza.

 

[_tenfictions_]

Granted, you're sent to the Matrix

I wish for [REDACTED]

 

[Blood Crawler]

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[object Object]

 

[Catman8274]

Granted... I think... Maybe? Eh, don't count on it.

I wish for a two-tailed cat.

 

[_tenfictions_]

Granted, it has nine tails

I wish for 3.14

 

[Murphmario]

Granted. You get a pie to the face.

I wish to not be tired.

 

[BlueBolt22]

Granted. To get the energy you need you have to sleep for the rest of your life.
I wish to get V-Bucks in Fortnite.

 

[Alta11x]

Granted. You get Robux in Minecraft
I wish for a wish

 

[Catman8274]

Granted. You get... half of a wish.

I wish for a two-headed cat.

 

[Ivyss]

The heads don't get along and it ends up killing itself.

I wish for ideas.

 

[Hallowed Chain Mail]

Granted, but it's forgotten seconds later.
I wish for an optic staff.

 

[Alta11x]

Granted. You get an optical chart
I wish for spacetime

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you get crushed by gravity from having too much, somehow.

I wish for the forums to have better alert systems.

 

[Alta11x]

Granted, you get crushed by gravity from having too much, somehow.

I wish for the forums to have better alert systems.

Granted, whenever somebody posts anywhere it sets of an alarm
I wish for bread