Corrupt the Wish!

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, but it's filled with lava, and the teacup is made out of wood. You can probably guess what happens next.

I wish for an ice cube that never melts.

 

[SapphireSuicune]

it never melts, but it doesn't stay cold

I wish for cajun fries

 

[Tibithia Σ]

They're covered in shoddily-made gravy.

I wish for a poutine.

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

wish could not be corrupted. its granted
i wish for a solid gold spoon

 

[SapphireSuicune]

you get the spoon, but it's broken

I wish for a quesadilla

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

your quesadilla was dropped on the floor

I wish for a solid gold, unbreakable, perfectly weighted, intricate, antique but clean teaspoon

 

[Tibithia Σ]

You can never find a use for it and have to sell it to pay off your mortgage.

I wish to be a dragon, because all my progress in Edit The Quote isn't paying off.

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

you become a dragon, but a useless, flightless one that is immobile.

the obvious thing I would do with a solid gold, unbreakable, perfectly weighted, intricate, antique but clean teaspoon would be to stir myself, and i dont need morgage. i live in a teacup.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Granted. It gets stolen as soon as it appears. So is your housing (aka teacup).

I wish for ponies to happen in real life.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. They're just the horse variant.

I wish for immunity to getting shot.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Granted. The warfare becomes pike n' run, and immunity to getting shot doesn't matter when you can die from having your head impaled by the increasingly sharper guided pikes.

I wish for Equestrian Ponies to happen in real life.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. Horses already count as Equestrian, so nothing is changed.

I wish I could get away with being pedantic.

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

that is an admirable wish. it is granted with no corruption.

i wish that my solid gold, unbreakable, perfectly weighted, intricate, antique but clean teaspoon was immune to being stolen. also, i am always in my teacup, i can only leave if someone drinks me. otherwise i go with it. if I am drunk, I get digested, then eventually, I will be flushed down the toilet, filtered, then rebrewed. its like reincarnation. I have already wished to never be drunk, though. I live forever in the teacup in which I stand.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. The universe collapses on itself, and I just drink coffee with your corpse in response.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Granted. It's somehow rigged with pony TF potion and you turn into an unicorn.

I wish for dragons to exist.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. I then hijack one of them, become one, and proceed to capture and torture you for the rest of your life.

I wish that goddamn Pegasus would stop following me around!

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Granted. It was just a background pony, and you get followed by Rainbow Dash instead.

I wish for a Town Center

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. Nothing happens, because it already exists.

I wish I had a bodyguard to prevent ponies from following me around.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Granted, now the horses are following you around.

I wish I could work as quickly as furry artists when a new pokemon game comes out

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

Granted but your work is shoddy

I wish for a laboratory and paleontology mod for Terraria that is detailed, correct, filled with content (not too much though), and is fun and great!