Corrupt the Wish!

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Granted, but Relogic releases 1.5 unexpectedly and the mod is never updated by the creator

I wish that the next poster has to drink orange juice after brushing their teeth

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

Granted, but I had an uno reverse card and used it on you

I wish for Tmodloader to be done and amazing and the devs NOT to go to 1.5

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Granted, the devs jump straight from 1.4 to 1.6 because
"idk lol" - The Devs

I wish I can never jam my finger again

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

Granted, but you have no fingers

I wish for an uncorruptible wish

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

not granted, because it would create a paradox, because i need corruption.

I wish for coffee to be uninvented, and the tea trees take over the world.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, but tea will also not be existent. Both tea and coffee will be replaced by root beer.

I wish for the ability of working on a mod for Terraria.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, it's horrendous.

I wish people would shut up about Charles' death.

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, now they're talking about your death instead.

I wish for my headset's mic to not suck.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, it blows.

I wish I could see any movie I wanted at any time.

 

[FreezingSweetTea]

Granted but you only see the credits

I wish for universal peace

 

[XtroyX0r]

Granted, everyone in the universe dies, so there is now peace.

I wish for the ability to create good RP characters in just two seconds.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Granted. But two-sec good characters only apply to one RP that dies anyway. And it doesn't apply to other RPs.

I wish for the ability to summon Age of Empires units.

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

granted, but they die 1 second later, so you are essentially summoning dead bodies.

I wish for an indestructible, solid gold teaspoon.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but you have no means to actually obtain said spoon.

I wish for the pain I am in to be over.

 

[Fire_Blue]

Granted, but you end up not being able to feel anything at all for the rest of your life... While being immortal

I wish for a horse that grants me incorruptible wishes

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, for as long as it's alive it's able to grant incorruptible wishes, but it dies the moment it touches a single atom in this world. It comes into existence in this world.

I wish I was good at something, and that that something be something I enjoy and is actually useful in life and I do not lose any skill I already have.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. Your wings get clipped off, and you are unable to apply for a flight license.

I wish for a better helicopter.

 

[Ivyss]

You get crushed by a better helicopter.

I wish people understood that this wasn't about reversing the wish and instead ing it up while actually fulfilling said wish.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. I can't fulfill the wish until you actually post one, so it barely does anything.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, with cheese, lettuce, and on a bun. Make sure nothing is expired. And no zombie turkeys, don't turn me into a turkey, just a non-expired turkey sandwich.

 

[Ivyss]

It's a little stale.

I wish I was good at something, and that that something be something I enjoy, and is actually useful in life, and I do not lose any skill I already have.