Corrupt the Wish!

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, it's the most painful thing in the world.

I wish people who like anthro animals weren't bullied.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Same

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, but other people start to get bullied.


I wish some of these wishes came true.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, but the rest will never come true.

I wish that I could stop giving consequences to dreams.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, you go blind.

I wish I could create threads in the forums.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, go to the Support section.

I wish I could stop replying to these posts.

 

[TheForsakenOne]

Granted, go to the Support section.

I wish I could stop replying to these posts.

Granted, now you can't reply at all

I wish that my Microphone actually worked

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, your voice gives out.

I wish I had a good gaming pc and everything for it.

 

[TheForsakenOne]

Granted, your voice gives out.

I wish I had a good gaming pc and everything for it.

Granted, you no longer have electricity to run it with

I wish to be able to wake up on time

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, but everyone else starts to wake up early.

I wish my parents would stop smoking.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, they become alcoholics and abuse you instead.

I wish someone would kill me right now. I don't care what amount of pain.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted. It's painless, and you immediately get revived.

I wish Chir's mental state would recover.

 

[Animus Viral]

But it's recovered by a tiny margin. Too little to be anything significant, unfortunately.

I wish for rainbow soul shards.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, everybody else wants yours.

I wish I had time to respond to every post.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you have time to respond, but like life, it decreases over time.


I wish for spam in a can to be put into the core of the world.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, there was only one can that got put in.

I wish I had a pc to play calamity mod on.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you get a potato cookie to play a mod about calamity, like the calamity of what a potato cookie is.

I wish for a good gacha to exist.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, it becomes the only app left on mobile phones.

I wish I had a microscope.

 

[Animus Viral]

Nice, if was a good gacha.

Granted, you are also inside of it, to be observed by it.

I wish for a poison cake for everyone who can be affected by it to eat it.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Weird wish but okay.

Granted, but everyone you know and love dies by it.

I wish I owned a sweets shop.