Corrupt the Wish!

[Animus Viral]

Granted, all the the sweets are that poison cake.


I wish for every fandom to get along.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, they all agree to spam.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, it also has rotten pickles.

I wish for all of the fandoms to become one big fandom so they can argue then blow up.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, they literally blow up.

I wish I knew if alternate dimensions existed. And if so, I wish I knew what every other version of me is doing/thinking.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, your feeble brain blows up, granting knowledge, but not the ability to use or contain it.

I wish my parents weren't crap.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, they are now piss.

I wish for immortality.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you are immortal as in you don't age. However, you die of coronavirus because social distancing somehow did not work.

I wish for gravity to die.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, you fly off the face of the earth.

I wish my body didn't ache so much.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, but your body ache is now several stinging pains.

I wish for youtube to actually work for once

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, but Steam doesn't work anymore.


I wish I had a pet Gardner Snake.

 

[Animus Viral]

ha i don't like to use steam, muahaha

Granted, but it's forced to constrict you.

I wish for twitch to stop

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, it dies to your new cat.

I wish people would stop complaining about overly fine communities being "trash" and "so toxic"

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, Nintendo switches out your body parts.

I wish for a dead egg.

 

[Animus Viral]

Oh wow, they deleted their post. : /

Welp.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, the egg is dead. It stinks.


I wish I had 5 thousand dollars.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you get 5 thousand dollars for some unknown country which means those dollars you got basically is worth nothing, besides I guess materials.

I wish for the forums to be less active so I can catch up on stuff.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Granted, but they completely stop.



I wish I could sleep for three days, so when I wake up, it's October.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, but three days on some other planet, so you'd wake up in October 2041


I wish for the forums to bring back Social Groups.

 

[Jackiethederg]

What kind of social groups?

 

[Ivyss]

No one uses them so they get removed again.

I wish to die right now and never be alive again and also never end up undead or any other form of such.