Corrupt the Wish!

[Streyll]

Granted, everything other than you dies. You now have no food because everything is dead, which means you'lll die soon as well.

I wish that I didn't have to worry about time.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Granted, now you no longer worry about time, but this causes you to forget important appointments and meetings causing you to become unreliable and untrustworthy.

I wish I was good at Hearthstone.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but everyone stops playing that game.

I wish people were more active in the forum games section.

 

[ClorophyteArmorNoob]

Granted, but everyone stops playing that game.

I wish people were more active in the forum games section.

wish granted, but they are all trollers who make meaningless posts/
I wish I could beat sans

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but now you can't beat anything else.

I wish for more dragons.

 

[Ganransu]

Granted, but all the dragons die in horrible agony instantly because I'm a horrible person

I wish for bread

 

[ClorophyteArmorNoob]

the bread is whole wheat
I want chocolate

 

[Ganransu]

Too bad, the chocolate wants you and eats you

I wish for screm

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I have no idea what screm is, so you get nothing.

I wish I didn't sleep in the whole morning.

 

[Ganransu]

Okay, you just never sleep and never will again. Have a good time insomniac

I wish this thread never existed

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, everybody does this on The Last Post Wins now.

I wish for something to do.

 

[Ganransu]

Here

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii just wanna eat

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Granted, you get a dry turkey sandwich.

I wish I wasn't so easily bored.

 

[Ganransu]

Too bad, I tried but boredom is impossible to cure

Do you remember vodka?

 

[Tibithia Σ]

That's not a wish, so... I can't.

I wish I was actually able to be online when literally everybody was.

 

[Animus Viral]

Not a wish so you die of an overwhelming amount of it.

I wish for a button that will never be pressed.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

(God dammit!)

 

[Animus Viral]

Welp, I die now then.

I wish for an F.

 

[Ganransu]

No, I refuse to give you the F in chat because god damn it

I wish for vodka (even if I am underage by a long shot)

 

[Animus Viral]

You die with the bleach inside of it, and because not granting the wish.

I wish for a beep sheep to kill everything in existence.