Corrupt the Wish!

[Creeper da Snek]

{Oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)}

Granted, but it comes with Murphy's Law.

I wish for a snake.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted but it eats you

i wish for a brick

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you are it.

I wish to be agile.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted but only in the art of falling on your face

i wish for a bigger bath tub

 

[Creeper da Snek]

Granted, but it never drains.

I wish for a 3-hole punch.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted. *punches your left nostril, your right earhole, and your mouth*

I wish for donuts.

 

[Creeper da Snek]

Granted, but they're filled with mustard.

I wish for a dolphin that won't leave the planet.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted but it's a Space Dolphin Machine Gun... That's not exactly a corruption but whatever.

I wish for a Flairon.

 

[Creeper da Snek]

Granted, but it's a replica made of tissues.

I wish for wish.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted, but not really. Genie rules apply. You can't wish for more wishes.

I wish for a million Bucks.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you get a million male deers launched in your face.

I wish for a loop.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted. *pulls out a portal gun and shoots a portal above you and a portal below you*

I wish for a Groudon.

 

[Creeper da Snek]

Granted, but it's that fake one Uxie or whoever they are summoned in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness.

I wish that I didn't have to do Summer Reading.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted, but now you have to do math.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Creeper da Snek]

Granted, but now you have to do math.

I actually like math to a degree. Better than reading the most boring books known to man and then writing about them.
Granted, but you now are nothing.

I wish for the 'No wishing for wishes' rule to be omniversally revoked.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted but it's not universally recognized

i wish destiny 2 was coming out on the same date on pc and console

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

Granted, but now D2 on PC doesn't contain any content at all until the original release date.

I wish Sombra got a Damage buff and her Cloak nerf reversed

 

[Catman8274]

Granted, but it's being used against you. Get rekt skrub.

I wish for a club.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it bashes you.

I wish for Digimon.

 

[Creeper da Snek]

Granted, but Nintendo slaughters it.

I wish for a cat.