Corrupt the Wish!

[UltiDaniel]

Granted; now she only posts at night in US

I wish I could stay addicted to all my favorite video games and not forget about one after another

(*Reads part* *Proceeds to spit out drink*)

(THE WHAT!?)

Granted, you now have forgotten everything else that is not your favorite video games.

I wish for the explosive pie from that one SpongeBob episode so that I may eliminate my enemies with it.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but it's pie flavor.

I wish timezones didn't suck so much.

 

[Cubic.]

Now they only suck you, into a black hole.

I wish the world was perfect in every way

 

[UltiDaniel]

Now they only suck you, into a black hole.

I wish the world was perfect in every way

Granted, the perfect in every way DLC that costs 500 Dollars every month now exists.

I wish for the ability to extend the amount of time I have.

 

[Cubic.]

You become immortal. You outlive all your friends, all your family, everyone you love. And you are in constant pain, and end up suicidal, and you kill yourself.

I wish for MEGALO STRIKE BACK

 

[Animus Viral]

It strikes you in the face.

I wish to see How Dark Your Life Could Be.

 

[Cubic.]

Now you have all my tendencies to do things in the dark.

I wish for this wish to be hallowed

 

[Crimsion_Mc_Black]

Granted, but so are you

I wish for bubbles

 

[Cubic.]

You die of eating bubbles

I wish for Ninjago

 

[darkmega5]

granted, you now have ninjago Legos that are spread out on every floor of every room of where you live.

I wish for a banana

 

[Cubic.]

Your wish is yours to keep. *You are now a banana*

I wish I was a genie

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

Granted. You are my genie, and you give me infinite wishes that match what I meant to wish for (with no loopholes and no escape).

I wish for more stuffed animals.

 

[Cubic.]

Your wish is yours to keep *a swarm of stuffed animals attcks and kills you*

I wish to have a great vacation! (Side note: I am actually going on vacation)

 

[UltiDaniel]

Your wish is yours to keep *a swarm of stuffed animals attcks and kills you*

I wish to have a great vacation! (Side note: I am actually going on vacation)

Your wish, is, Granted.

The great vacation lasts for 2 days, both being on the weekends. (Congrats for your vacation! (not the one I granted.))

I wish to stop being ninja'd for a period of time that's longer than 2 days.

 

[Cubic.]

Your wish is yours to keep. *the forum goes down for a year*

I wish I wouldn't be so disappointed about vacations at first (as in when I'm told about the plan)

 

[darkmega5]

granted, no more vacations 4 u.

I wish for L00T

 

[Cubic.]

Your wish is yours to keep. *You get crappy white-ranked Fortnite loot. The crappiest loot in history.*

I wish for the hilarity of the Internet

 

[Animus Viral]

You get this: LEGO.com Ninjago Games
Because... ninjas.


I wish to know how do you feel?

 

[Cubic.]

Your wish is yours to keep. *You die from the hilarity of the Internet*

I wish for more comfortable AirPods. ((Note, I have normal earplugs, not AirPods.))

 

[Animus Viral]

You get jello AirPods. They do not work.

I wish for someone to eat the cheese, and completely digest it while I'm not eaten nor digested.