Corrupt the Wish!

[SapphireSuicune]

You get the animus magic and it works perfectly, but you are killed by the NightWings because you are a "scavenger"

I wish for an ice cream sundae that is big, has no insects inside, costs no money, cannot be taken, and has nothing else disgusting inside and is flavored with my favorite flavor

 

[Ivyss]

It however has very tasty and lethal poison inside it.

I wish for the poison to be removed from SapphireSuicune's ice cream.

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

Granted, it's replaced with different Ice Creams.

I wish to get Splatoon 3 on launch day. It must not:
Be a rip-off.
Have any content modified.
Block off any content.
Break my Switch.
Cost me money.
Have its data ever corrupt.

It must:
Download/Install/Update/Launch with no problems whatsoever.
Be a Digital Copy on the Switch Lite which my account is registered on.
Run at at least 30 fps with no problems.

 

[Ivyss]

You get the game with, and also a virus that does break your switch. The virus does not come as part of the game, simply alongside it.

I wish for Lord Ecramox the Almighty to get a new switch that works works exactly as a switch is intended to.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but you have to pay for it.

I wish that I could learn how to play instruments easier.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but it's only the ones that everyone hates to hear.

I wish to actually be good at something that will help me.

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

Granted, but you spend so much time practicing that thing you forget to do anything else.

I wish for Flask to remember how to eat.

 

[SapphireSuicune]

Flask remembers how to eat, but just eats so much food that it is dangerous

I wish for the weather to be exactly 55 degrees Fahrenheit

 

[Ivyss]

Due to my lack of understanding of fahrenheit as units of temperature, I instead set it to 55℃.

I wish for the entire world to use the metric system.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

The world uses the metric system, but the world is Saturn

I wish I was able to actually sleep.

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

Granted, but when you go to sleep you will never wake up.

I wish my legs didn't hurt.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted. *gets axe*

I wish every single person on Earth used the metric system.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

Granted, but the metric system swapped with Fahrenheit and the like

I wish that I had more wishes

 

[Ivyss]

Nothing happens because wishes on this thread are already infinite.

I wish every single person on Earth used units of measurement that I understand.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

Granted, but understandn't

I wish I was happy.

 

[Ivyss]

It is now the only emotion you can ever experience.

I Wish my cat wasn't so loud whenever he's not receiving constant attention.

 

[Streyll]

Granted. Your cat is now loud when he's receiving attention instead.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

Granted, you're allergic to everything now.

I wish that my wishes were incorruptible.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but that causes you to be banned from the thread.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

Granted, but since sleep is when your body does most of its recovery, most of your injuries and sickness stick with you a lot longer. Also, you'll still become tired, but you can't sleep.

I wish for nothing in particular.