Corrupt the Wish!

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Granted, but it's absolute crap, and spends the next few console generations trying and failing to get a good 3D game, only occasionally succeeding.

I wish for a better computer.
 
Granted, you've gotten the smallest computer ever with a touch screen


I wish I was back home, away from school
 
You're back home, away from school, However, everyone from school is at your house, and doing normal-school stuff.

EDIT: I wish for aliens from planet SWAG to stop the war with planet 1337
 
You're back home, away from school, However, everyone from school is at your house, and doing normal-school stuff.
You forgot to add your wish
[DOUBLEPOST=1444333732,1444333444][/DOUBLEPOST]Wish granted, the aliens have stopped there war by changing there planet names to "planet wag" and "planet 1338"


I wish games were more glitchy
 
Granted, but they're game-breaking glitches that are really annoying.
I wish the world of Elite: Dangerous were the real world.
 
granted, but it is mutated and has 999 unvingintillion legs

I wish for spaghetti and meatballs to be blue
 
Granted, but they have nuclear launch codes and are sending nukes to your house
I want a watermelon gun so I can conquer the world
 
Granted, but what wish did you wish for to not be corrupted
I wish I had a nuclear pie that doesn't do any negative things
 
granted, but it is a universe of all negative things
I wish daderpycoolguy didn't exist so he couldn't reply after this
 
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