Defend Yourself!

[Zaicon]

Each person accuses the poster after them of a crime (serious or otherwise). The next person defends him/herself and accuses the next person of a crime. Please try to be creative when responding; it gets boring quickly if you don't.

Example
Person 1:
I accuse the NP (next poster) of breaking and entering my home!
Person 2:
I couldn't help it! Everything was so shiny!
I accuse the NP of lying about the cake.
Person 3:
Objection! It was opposite day!
I accuse the NP of breaking my computer!
Person 4:
In my defense, I was told deleting System32 would make it faster...
I accuse the NP of eating my cookies!

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I accuse the NP of hacking in Terraria!

 

[Magic Sponge]

But I was just going to get Reds Wings to beat the All Boss!

I accuse NP of breaking into the town hall and stealing all of the towns bells

 

[Folder]

But I Only Stole the Church bell!

I accuse NP for illegally posting

 

[Zaicon]

In my defense, it's not illegal if you bribe the judge.

I accuse the NP of stealing all of the cookies.

 

[Nev]

It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!

I accuse the NP of staging a marxist revolution.

 

[Gmayor61]

It was school work so I had no choice.

I accuse the next poster of having a shrine for Red in his closet and not outside for all to see.

 

[Youfad]

Excuse me for being a citizen of Narnia!

I accuse the NP of eating my cookies!

 

[Folder]

But they were Chocolate chip Cookies!
I accuse the NP of Replying to this Post

 

[Nev]

But they were Chocolate chip Cookies!
I accuse the NP of Replying to this Post

I confess.

I accuse the NP of not playing by the rules.

 

[Folder]

I Plead not Guilty
I Accuse NP Of Stealing My Milk

 

[Swordbomb]

I was running low! I'll bring some back on Tuesday!

I accuse NP of stealing my Waddle Dees!

 

[Murphmario]

I did not steal them, Kirby ate them.

I accuse NP of looting my chests of platinum.

 

[TankNut]

You've got chests full of the stuff! You'll never need that much!

NP! Why are you stabbing me with a butter knife!?

 

[Murphmario]

That's just Mister Stabby.

What the!? My brick house has been turned into gold coins! I think NP did it.

 

[MolochMekkane]

Gold bars are more useful though!

I accuse NP of the burning poo bag trick.

 

[Murphmario]

Wut?

I accuse NP for putting a chest statue wired to a pressure plate in my house.

 

[Nev]

No reason for alarm, I'm only trying to kill you.

I accuse the NP of touching himself at night.

 

[ClaireValle]

I tought this was a family friendly site.

I accuse the NP of not flushing the toilet!

 

[Folder]

But I Did it Yesterday!
I Accuse the NP of not eating his Vegetables

 

[theclownfish II]

but it was celery and i hate it

i accuse the np of using his hands to unclog a toilet