Defend Yourself!

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Skeletron Prime
Each person accuses the poster after them of a crime (serious or otherwise). The next person defends him/herself and accuses the next person of a crime. Please try to be creative when responding; it gets boring quickly if you don't.

Example
Person 1:
I accuse the NP (next poster) of breaking and entering my home!
Person 2:
I couldn't help it! Everything was so shiny!
I accuse the NP of lying about the cake.
Person 3:
Objection! It was opposite day!
I accuse the NP of breaking my computer!
Person 4:
In my defense, I was told deleting System32 would make it faster...
I accuse the NP of eating my cookies!

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I accuse the NP of hacking in Terraria!
 
But I was just going to get Reds Wings to beat the All Boss!

I accuse NP of breaking into the town hall and stealing all of the towns bells
 
In my defense, it's not illegal if you bribe the judge.

I accuse the NP of stealing all of the cookies.
 
It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!

I accuse the NP of staging a marxist revolution.
 
It was school work so I had no choice.

I accuse the next poster of having a shrine for Red in his closet and not outside for all to see.
 
You've got chests full of the stuff! You'll never need that much!

NP! Why are you stabbing me with a butter knife!?
 
No reason for alarm, I'm only trying to kill you.

I accuse the NP of touching himself at night.
 
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