Defend Yourself!

[Ivyss]

*poke* I couldn't do this if I was an illusion could I?

I accuse NP of turning up the heating.

 

[Picklenugget8]

But I wanted to find out if it actually worked!

I accuse np of taking my favorite tree

 

[Ivyss]

No, I only took everything else from you.

I accuse NP of not being in pain.

 

[Picklenugget8]

I’m in pain, I just hurt too much to care.

I accuse np of not using their shoes correctly

 

[Ivyss]

Can't do something incorrectly if you're not doing it in the first place.

I accuse NP of causing me pain.

 

[Streyll]

I did not cause your pain, I just didn't do anything to help with it.

I accuse NP of being a gryphon wearing a dragon costume.

 

[Ivyss]

Only costume I have is a wyvern.

I accuse NP of sleeping.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I wish I could sleep.

I accuse the NP of attempting to defend themself

 

[Ivyss]

I accuse NP of trying.

 

[Streyll]

I normally give up before that so I don't fail.

I accuse NP of changing species.

 

[Yoshi28]

OOOH OOH AHH AHH (no I didn’t!)
I accuse NP of stealing!


my heart

 

[Ivyss]

I only steal possessions, not organs.

I accuse NP of posting questionable content on the internet.

 

[Yoshi28]

It was the dark web, I think I have immunity.
I accuse NP of not practicing self care and overworking themselves

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Me? Being productive in any way shape or form?
I doubt that.

I accuse the NP of overestimating me

 

[Yoshi28]

Wait, does that mean you haven’t been to Mars?
I accuse NP of having toes

 

[Ivyss]

Why would I ever collect such disgusting appendages?

I accuse NP of being disgusting.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I sure hope I’m not disgusting.

I accuse the NP of posting on this thread.

 

[Ivyss]

No, the forum does the posting, I simply type the message, own the account, and press the button to make it post.

I accuse NP of feeling physically comfortable.

 

[Streyll]

No, I feel fine physically.

I accuse NP of not being the species they appear to be.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I’m a knife demon, I swear.

I accuse the NP of using an electronic device.