Defend Yourself!

[Coleyohley]

You’re right, but I’m sure you’ve done it as well. Can you really accuse me without being a giant hypocrite yourself?

I accuse the next poster of not knowing how to drive a car.

 

[Ivyss]

Well I don't really have any need to.

I accuse NP of redundancy

 

[Streyll]

Why would I ever be redundant?


I accuse NP of dragon.

 

[Mothwoman~]

Dragon SLAYING? You're absolutely right. Dave and Busters had a special.

I accuse NP of not understanding the meaning of this meme

 

[Vella]

I don't need to understand jokes, you fool! I am the ink!

 

[Streyll]

You're missing the part I'm supposed to respond to, so I guess I don't have to worry about anything.


I accuse NP of forgetting this part of the post.

 

[Vella]

I won't forget about it. In fact, it was a deliberate trick of mine of accusing you of not worrying about anything! Get fooled!

I accuse NP of using a trade monopoly victory condition.

 

[Streyll]

But the music is just that good!


I accuse NP of using too many walls.

 

[Vella]

Why would I use them when I have Falconets? Even in Starbound I don't use them much!

I accuse NP of using too many cavalry.

 

[Streyll]

I almost never use cavalry, even with nations that are based around them. I only use cavalry with the Germans, which I don't play that often.


I accuse NP of using Falconets and not Horse Guns.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I use neither, so that doesn’t apply to me!

I accuse the NP of quoting this post.

 

[jackie.]

Nothing here, nothing to worry about.

i accuse np of being bad at stardew valley

 

[Mothwoman~]

How can I be bad at something I've never played?

I accuse NP of watching more YouTube than me.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I barely watch YouTube anymore ;-;

If you’re reading this, you lost The Game.

I accuse NP of not looking close enough at my messages

Nothing here, nothing to worry about.

i accuse np of being bad at stardew valley

Quote the message ;)

 

[Streyll]

What is there to see? I mean, it's not like I quoted a post or anything...

I accuse NP of playing a game I don't own.

 

[jackie.]

I bet there are loads of games you don’t own, so it wouldn’t matter if i did or didnt

i accuse np of not studying well enough for their exams

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I don’t really study too much, but it doesn’t seem to matter, so I guess not studying is still studying enough.

I accuse NP of not seeing

stuff I put in here.

 

[Ivyss]

I'm not blind.

I accuse NP of making sounds.

 

[jackie.]

It’s not my fault my digestive track is noisy

i accuse np of being gassy

 

[Streyll]

I am quite solid, as you would know if you were here in person, as you cannot walk through me.


I accuse the next poster of having a PFP that's in colour.