Defend Yourself!

[Vella]

Pretty much everybody had that at one point, so that is a non-starter.

I accuse the NP of dying and leaving Nicholas to be a gun monitor.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I’m not dead though-

I accuse the NP of not reading every hidden message I’ve put in my posts.

 

[SilkyVol2]

you can't blame me! the handwriting was unreadable!

I accuse NP of not playing Terraria on the 3DS

 

[Ivyss]

Not my fault that's not possible for me.

I accuse NP of being fine.

 

[Vella]

Not my fault for having something to distract me.

I accuse NP of being close to Sweden.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I’m actually pretty far from Sweden.

I accuse NP of having a quadrupedal PFP.

 

[Ivyss]

You might not see it, but only got three legs.

I accuse NP of having all their limbs.

 

[jackie.]

I don’t have limbs, that idea is simply preposterous!

i accuse np of hating france

 

[Vella]

What, me? You can find a bit of Francophile in me, and that isn't hating!

I accuse NP of having salmon snakes in backyard.

 

[Streyll]

I don't even know what a salmon snake is, so how could I have them?


I accuse NP of actually doing stuff on April Fools.

 

[Catman8274]

Utterly absurd, this accusation. I mean, exactly what manner of fool do you suppose me to be? The idea that I would participate in something like that is simply asinine.

I accuse NP of thinking the word "asinine" means something dirty.

 

[Streyll]

No, no, I've headd of that word before, and I've never even really thought of it in that way.


I accuse NP of using physics in math class.

 

[Vella]

I don't think that's necessary with me.

I accuse NP of sacrificing themselves to three tanks.

 

[Streyll]

I have not encountered a situation in real life or in games to even have a chance to do that.


I accuse NP of liking ponies.

 

[jackie.]

I can’t like ponies, i like lizards

i accuse np of hoarding dirt in terraria

 

[Ivyss]

I haven't even played the game in months.

I accuse NP of enjoying their life.

 

[Streyll]

Well, I won't say I'm not enjoying it, but I won't say I'm entirely enjoying it either. It's kind of just neutral right now.

I accuse NP of practicing artworks more than I do.

 

[Ivyss]

Your assumption that I put effort into things that I'm not immediately good enough at is very false.

I accuse NP of being better.

 

[Streyll]

Well, as much as I would lik to just be better, I unfortunately currently lack the required knowledge and skills to be better than anyone at everything.

I accuse NP of not currently listening to Aviators.

 

[Ivyss]

Not only was I listening to Drive Away when you posted that, but even at this current moment that I'm typing this, We Are Not Machines.

I accuse NP of not giving up on things that don't go 100% perfectly.