Defend Yourself!

nope
nope
and nope
if its not perfect
it'll never be

I accuse np of being happy
 
Literally the only thing I feel right now is sick.

I accuse NP of... I can't really think of anything to accuse of so just pretend I did.
 
All right, I'll assume you accused me of not having a dragon PFP, which, well, I mean, should be obvious that's false.


I accuse NP of PN eht gnisucca.
 
I can’t even read that, so it obviously doesn’t apply to me.

I accuse np of using a text color that’s I can’t read
 
I normally just use the default text outside of RPs, so if you can't read it then maybe something else is wrong.


I accuse NP of not reading Wings of Fire.
 
I normally just use the default text outside of RPs, so if you can't read it then maybe something else is wrong.


I accuse NP of not reading Wings of Fire.
why would i read about dragons

i accuse NP of reading wigs of fire
 
I've never heard of anything called "Wigs of Fire", sounds kind of like the title of a newspaper comic strip. It also reminds me of Wings of Fire, which is a pretty good series.


I accuse NP of making a typo in their accusation.
 
I've never heard of anything called "Wigs of Fire", sounds kind of like the title of a newspaper comic strip. It also reminds me of Wings of Fire, which is a pretty good series.


I accuse NP of making a typo in their accusation.
Why should I correct my mistakes

I accuse NP of correcting my typo
 
I didn't correct it, I just used it as my defence.

I accuse NP of not posting here recently.
 
I didn't post here because I didn't know it existed.

I accuse NP of buying a watermelon and not yelling at it for no reason.
 
It was a very innocent watermelon!
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I accuse np of not playing the mage class
 
The game is easier using all weapons.

I accuse NP of being accused.
 
Not wrong, but accusations are no more with D E F E N S E

I accuse NP of being made of cells and atoms.
 
Cells are made of atoms, as result of redundancy, your accusation invalid.

I accuse NP of being fine.
 
No not me! the fine bros are only 2, not 3!

I accuse NP of commiting [REDACTED] on September [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
 
That simply isn't possible, because I was born in 2018

I accuse NP of carrying a salmon under suspicious circumstances.
 
No no no, I [DATA EXPUNGED], the one who [REDACTED] is [REDACTED].

I accuse NP of making me feel pain.
 
I mean you did the same to me, its simply revenge.

I accuse np of forgetting to thaw the chicken in the freezer
 
Well it's not my fault I can't use the freezer to thaw something.

I accuse NP of demanding the impossible.
 
I know, asking for spears to be good was just too much

I accuse NP of being Bald
 
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