Defend Yourself!

[Catman8274]

On the contrary, I have very LONG hair and am the proud sporter of a ponytail.

I accuse NP of having something against ponytails.

 

[Ivyss]

I have no problem with mini horses having tails.

I accuse NP of not having a tail.

 

[Vella]

What now? How can you accuse a creature with a tail of not having one? I mean, it didn't even get amputated!

I accuse NP of stealing trade goods.

 

[WorMortar]

Where would a worm hide trade goods? Let alone PICK IT UP?

I accuse NP of looking at an item that exists.

 

[Ivyss]

No no, I'm looking at a creature that doesn't exist.

I accuse NP of thinking positively.

 

[Vella]

How is anxiety over a war thinking positively?

I accuse NP of being a Changeling in disguise of a dragon.

 

[Ivyss]

But I'm a wyvern.

I accuse NP of not having as many problems as I do.

 

[WorMortar]

It's a eat or be eaten world.

I accuse NP of dancing 2 hours a day in their bedroom, not for fitness purposes, but as a result of insanity and mockery toward yourself.

 

[jackie.]

I'm not dancing, I'm simply scrambling around my room, looking for my headphones

I accuse the NP of not being a snake

 

[WorMortar]

Isn't a Worm close enough?

I accuse NP of having a skeletal system that runs at 4 FPS.

 

[Ivyss]

That's not how bones work.

I accuse NP of trying to rip open reality without appropriate magic or technology.

 

[Layn]

That's not how bones work.

I accuse NP of trying to rip open reality without appropriate magic or technology.

You forgot someone else's magic or technology.

I accuse NP of temporal tax fraud.

 

[Ivyss]

No no no, I commit multiversal tax fraud, not temporal.

I accuse NP of considering time travel.

 

[Layn]

No no no, I commit multiversal tax fraud, not temporal.

I accuse NP of considering time travel.

No, I considered murder.

I accuse NP of stealing my gamersauce.

 

[Ivyss]

That sentence almost killed me of braindeath.

I accuse NP of trying to kill me with braindeath.

 

[Layn]

That sentence almost killed me of braindeath.

I accuse NP of trying to kill me with braindeath.

I tried to kill you with deadbrain.

I accuse NP of throwing bananas at Gru and Doctor Who.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

…Bro?

I accuse NP of making accusations outside of the realm of possibility.

 

[Layn]

…Bro?

I accuse NP of making accusations outside of the realm of possibility.

I am, but that's not a bad thing.

I accuse NP of being a flower.

 

[WorMortar]

I am, but that's not a bad thing.

I accuse NP of being a flower.

I ain't one to bloom just like that.

I accuse NP of being in love with blue light emitted from pixels due to the light resembling a female human in a Japanese manga style engraved into a body pillow that's being shipped to your location and is now drooling on the floor due to sexiness.

 

[Streyll]

...What? Why would I ever be interested in a human, for one? And for two, just... what?


I accuse NP of making me feel uncomfortable.