Defend Yourself!

[Banana_=P]

I just got here. How?

I accuse NP of being illegal in general.

 

[WorMortar]

What even defines 'being' illegal? How can a person be illegal????

I accuse NP of saying an accusation of twisting my words, only for me to not respond and force someone else to that accusation.

 

[Ivyss]

What?

I accuse NP of not making sense.

 

[Layn]

What?

I accuse NP of not making sense.

I think you meant last person, I'm fine.

I accuse NP of stealing my lunch money.

 

[Streyll]

No, I didn't steal your lunch money, I just stole your lunch.

I accuse NP of putting some of those chocolate coins in a hoard of other real coins protected by a dragon.

 

[Layn]

No, I didn't steal your lunch money, I just stole your lunch.

I accuse NP of putting some of those chocolate coins in a hoard of other real coins protected by a dragon.

I like them too much and keep them all in my own hoard.

I accuse NP of suspicious shenaniganry.

 

[jackie.]

What are you talking about, I totally wasn't plotting something

I accuse np of getting struck by lightning

 

[Banana_=P]

I heard it’d give me super speed.

I accuse NP of existing.

 

[Ivyss]

I was forced to, they didn't give me a choice.

I accuse NP of not having a cat.

 

[Layn]

I was forced to, they didn't give me a choice.

I accuse NP of not having a cat.

I have 3.

I accuse NP of having a dog.

 

[WorMortar]

I have none.

I accuse NP of yes.

 

[Layn]

You never specified what to.

I accuse NP of unspecifying things.

 

[Catman8274]

Says the one not specifying what I am supposedly unspecifying. ...Dear God, I just said that.

I accuse NP making me say things I can hardly believe I just said. ...Dear God, I just said that, too.

 

[Layn]

Says the one not specifying what I am supposedly unspecifying. ...Dear God, I just said that.

I accuse NP making me say things I can hardly believe I just said.

I didn't force you to.

I accuse NP of hacking the nerdz.

 

[Cream Starlight]

I can only do some C++ and Lua and how'd I hack?
Somehow I find this kind of funny.
I accuse the NP of write-protecting a flash disk.

 

[Layn]

I was trying to make sure the keyboard wouldn't mess it up.

I accuse NP of thinking I was talking about computer hacking.

 

[WorMortar]

Wrong! I know you're not good enough to hack.

I accuse NP of thinking I was being offensive.

 

[Layn]

Wrong! I know you're not good enough to hack.

I accuse NP of thinking I was being offensive.

Hey, all I need to do to hack is get something hard and sharp and hit another thing with it. And I didn't think you were offensive.

I accuse NP of stealing the key to success.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Jokes on you, i'm not successful

I accuse NP of making vile NFT's

 

[Layn]

I made it in picrew, as a joke.
I accuse NP of being predictable and saying "I'm not successful".