Defend Yourself!

Why would I throw you at myself? What kind of monster do you think I am!?

I accuse NP of making all previous false accusations.
 
I'm sorry, you'll have to bear with me here as I'm a dog, but what's a server?

I accuse NP of being speciesist towards dogs.
 
Just read my username and you'll see- *crash* *muffled Nvidia rage*

I accuse the NP of persuading Nvidia to crash me!!
 
Please, then Nvidia would crash me too, just to spite me.

I accuse NP of wearing steel-toed boots so that it hurts dogs more when they kick them.
 
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Do these look like boots to you? And I would never kick a dog.

I accuse the NP of being too smart for their own good.
 
I- but- rules of thread- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I accuse NP of accusing last poster.
 
See, this would create a wrinkle in the timeline, which I don't do.

I accuse the NP of helping the Lunatic Cultist successfully complete his ritual without his death.
 
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I only interfere if necessary! And for practical jokes!

I accuse the NP of not enjoying a good practical joke done via time travel!

(This would be the moment when you look back up to my last post!)
 
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No. Just No. I would never let him loose. Not with that hair...

I accuse the NP of letting something worse loose- Ghirahim.
 
Don't you lie, you know you love his funky dance moves. :p

I accuse the NP of tampering with the AI of animatronics across all totally trustworthy pizzerias.
 
I'm pretty sure those were glitches in the system after being literally frozen.

I accuse NP of being Satan.
 
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