Defend Yourself!

[XSlayer300]

But I'm a child!

I accuse the NP for eating blobs

 

[Dynorok Loon-Maker]

Jelly is yummy.
I accuse NP of wetting the bed

 

[Ivyss]

Really, blaming me for your fault

I accuse NP of stuff and stuff

 

[XSlayer300]

I was not doing stuff! I'm sick!

I accuse the NP for being afraid of fire.

 

[Dynorok Loon-Maker]

You would be to if you were dependent on plantluise to live.

I accuse NP of being a "Canadian" who is also a "Communist".

 

[Ivyss]

I have never even been in Canada, or involved in communism.

I accuse NP of something... idk what, but it's something.

 

[XSlayer300]

I can say something but you're accused of everything!

I accuse the NP for letting me say that someone's accused of everything.

 

[Deadbre12]

I wasn't here so I couldn't stop it.

I accuse NP of dying twice.

 

[Dynorok Loon-Maker]

It is a personal achievement of mine.

I accuse NP of eating all of the sprinkles.

 

[Deadbre12]

I don't eat sprinkles. Too much sugar.

I accuse NP of eating their own children.

 

[Ivyss]

They weren't mine.

I accuse NP of being accused too much.

 

[Deadbre12]

Well, hard to argue, since I've been on this thread for a while.

I accuse NP of not being accused enough.

 

[EMC]

I mean this is my first post on this thread, so of course I'm not accused enough.

I accuse the NP of accusing people who are accused.

 

[Ivyss]

Error, does not compute.

I accuse NP of causing an error.

 

[ruddthree]

My computer froze, okay? I'm running this on a potato!

I accuse the NP of freezing my computer.

 

[Ivyss]

No, I just used it to charge myself.

I accuse NP of not needing to charge themselves.

 

[Catman8274]

I... Well! You see... drat...

I accuse the NP of shoving a man down the tallest mountain they could find.

 

[ruddthree]

Uh...well...I have clients...I'm a bounty hunter okay? The look kinda gives it away.

I accuse the NP of uninstalling Terreria.

 

[Ivyss]

Only to fix it.

I accuse NP of being a hater.

 

[Deadbre12]

I HATE anyone who calls me a hater!

I accuse NP of killing all of their friends!