Defend Yourself!

[Animus Viral]

But I'm not dead

I accuse NP of existing while I exist.

 

[SaltyBeggar]

Oh, it actually have sense with me, im a stain in this forum
But i need defend so:
But everybody need exist

I accuse the np by accusing

 

[Ivyss]

And I defend by defending.

I accuse NP of stuff I can't get into further detail about.

 

[Animus Viral]

Not enough info, your accusation is forfeit!

I accuse NP of existing while I exist because I want to be alone.

 

[Ivyss]

It's your fault for existing.

I accuse NP of being accused.

 

[Yello_X]

I defend myself by pointing out that the accuser accused me himself so that I can be found guilty.

I accuse NP for being themself

 

[Catman8274]

Why would I not be myself, though? That's just weird.

I accuse NP of saying statements that can very easily get [BLEEP]ed by the censor.

 

[Ivyss]

What the do you mean, you ing idiot? (No offense)

I accuse NP of staying up all night instead of sleeping like they should.

 

[Catman8274]

Yawn. I have no idea what you're talking... about... Thud!

Snort! I accuse NP of waking me up when I didn't wish to be woken up! Now, if you'll excuse me... Thud!

 

[Yello_X]

We're in a court, stupid. The judge's hammer-knocking act woke you up.

I accuse NP for being nonsensical

 

[Foraging Slime]

I WAS HALF ASLEEP!

I accuse the NP of destroying my house with a toothbrush and braking 36 diffrent laws. I would list them but if I did that This post would be bigger than Calmity mod post. with all of the spoilers open.

 

[Ivyss]

No, I used a paintbrush and only broke 35 different laws.

I accuse NP of making it so I can't think of anything to accuse them of.

 

[Algot 120]

I accuse you of the fact that is a lie because you just came up with such a reason


I accuse np of posting after me

 

[Foraging Slime]

Im guilty of that....

I accuse the next poter of murdering Stephen Hawking.

 

[Catman8274]

1) He died over a year ago.
2) What motive could I have to kill him?

I accuse NP of leaving this thread for dead.

 

[Augustulus]

Well I never knew about this thread til now.

I accuse NP of bombing my garden with no clear motive.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Why would I do it? There's no motive!
I accuse np of wiring the alphabet wrong in their signature. I don't know how, but its just not right...

 

[Ivyss]

Well, I don't really have much there other than a spoiler.

I accuse NP of mistaking my species.

 

[Catman8274]

I mean, you're clearly a dragon... I think.

I accuse NP of being absolutely fabulous.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Guilty as charged
I accuse NP of making me not defend myself