Defend Yourself!

[plantszaza 🌳]

You're the one not abiding this thread rule.

I accuse NP for sleeping.

 

[Ivyss]

I'm posting this at 1am. (or just 1 here)

I accuse NP of making me hungry.

 

[Blood Crawler]

I don't look tasty at all, who eats spiders?

I accuse NP for being a member of illuminati

 

[Ivyss]

Now where'd you get that idea? *makes the very obvious proof invisible*

I accuse NP of trying to steal from me.

 

[Gemspark⁽ᵃᵐᵇᵉʳ⁾]

in my defense, i thought it was my house

I accuse NP of stealing all my hardmode bars

 

[Ivyss]

*struggling to even lift one* Don't think it was me.

I accuse NP of committing a scam.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Now tell me - if I ever did a scam, where's any proof, any victim, just anything in general that could make me faulty?

I accuse NP of trying to poison me to death.

 

[Ivyss]

It's venom, not poison.

I accuse NP of trying to make me bite them.

 

[Catman8274]

Don't lie. You know you wanted to.

I accuse NP of breaking my heart. :,(

 

[Animus Viral]

I don't have anything to actually wound your heart though.

I accuse NP of going to Area 51 and not sharing its technology.

 

[Ivyss]

Sorry, couldn't take anything out of there due to physical inability.

I accuse NP of wanting to see me against my will.

 

[Catman8274]

...Did you forget about the barbecue that we scheduled a couple weeks back?

I accuse NP of believing everything they're told.

 

[Ivyss]

Oh, I do? , gotta stop.

I accuse NP of the fact I don't eat enough.

 

[CritKing]

I saved enough food for you!

I accuse NP of doing the Konami Code to gain immortality.

 

[Ivyss]

Immortality goes against my interests.

I accuse NP of crimes against their species.

 

[Lihzahrd Scout Ω]

But it's opposite day.

I accuse the NP of breaking into our Temple, destroying Golem, stealing our things and not closing the door after them when they left.

 

[CritKing]

I'm pretty sure I closed the door.

I accuse NP of burning down the house they saw a small spider in the corner.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

*Looking at the corners of ceiling where the spiders at*
You must be mistaken.

I accuse NP for destroying beehive and killed the queen and her child.

 

[Lihzahrd Scout Ω]

Wait... Was that Queen Bee's hive?!

I accuse the NP of eating my head (that looks suspiciously like a lettuce).

 

[Dapling]

I didn't eat it, It was for science!

I accuse NP of murdering my dog's pet.