Defend Yourself!

[Deadbre12]

Now why would I want to do that?

I accuse NP of being a sociopath who hates everyone.

 

[[Genesys] Doomdesirer911]

*still cuddling 800+ puppies* I still dunno what u r talkin about.
I accuse NP of loving My Little Pony.

 

[Deadbre12]

Bullcrap.

I accuse NP of disliking Terraria and just being on these forums to complain about it to everyone.

 

[MossSki]

(literaly playing the martian madness event when reading this post)im playin tarraria right now

i accuse NP of spilling the ale

 

[Deadbre12]

I don't even drink ale! I'm a dog!

I accuse NP of not being a dog.

 

[Ivyss]

Sorry for being a dragon, racist

I accuse NP of pedophilia.

 

[The kamen rider]

I am sorry but acted the part.

I accuse NP for putting his mother into jail.

 

[YveltalGaming]

She was a murderer!

I accused NP of satanic rituals.

 

[MossSki]

i cant help it i was born into satanosm

i accuse NP of hating against beliefs

 

[YveltalGaming]

It was my twin brother who did that!

I accuse NP of drinking liquid blitrogen.

 

[MossSki]

they said it was a new ale

i accuse NP of drinking underage

 

[YveltalGaming]

I'm drinking Coke!

I accuse NP of being not being an alcoholic

 

[MossSki]

i say it for the fame

i accuse NP of being racist

 

[Deadbre12]

well, you'd be completely wrong, boy.

I accuse NP of not wearing top hats unironically.

 

[The World Over Heaven]

I wear a raccoon hat

I accuse NP for stealing my mozzarella.

 

[Deadbre12]

Hmmmm? My favorite cheese is american cheese.

I accuse NP of eating my steak.

 

[TheUberCannon]

That was pork tenderloin actually.

I accuse the NP of building a settlement on top of trump's wall.

 

[Deadbre12]

Who in Trump's name would even consider doing such a thing?

I accuse NP of accusing my steak of being pork tenderloin.

 

[Ivyss]

No, that was @TheUberCannon who did it

I accuse NP of falsely accusing me.

 

[Deadbre12]

Why would I do that? You obviously fried my bacon.

I accuse NP of not accusing anyone of anything.