Defend Yourself!

[Dapling]

And how is that I crime I commited? (seriously though did you misread the thread title)

I accuse NP of disliking broccoli.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

I eat broccoli every day.

I accuse the NP for killing the guide.

 

[Dapling]

But he let the zombies in, it was self defense!

I accuse the NP of killing a large eye who was asking for tea.

 

[Ivyss]

Must've been another illusionist trying to frame me for it.

I accuse NP of making me have to delete my life

 

[Samaritan]

I swear, I thought that hitman ad was a joke!

I accuse NP of Rickrolling the Queen of England

 

[Ivyss]

What harm can an illusion do anyway?

I accuse NP of trying to trick me with an illusion.

 

[Samaritan]

Oh, so card tricks are a crime now?

I accuse NP of being dehydrated.

 

[Ivyss]

I actually just recently had water.

I accuse NP of stealing the rest of my water.

 

[Magical Steve]

OBJECTION! i knocked the water over onto the floor.

I accuse NP of smoking highly illegal drugs through dried pasta.

 

[Ivyss]

They're actually only slightly illegal, plus, I only sold them in the dried pasta.

I accuse NP of making mistakes.

 

[darkmega5]

OBJECTION! Nobody missed the barbeque! (mistakes=missed steaks)

I accuse NP of getting me sick

 

[The Storm]

Your immune system is too weak, I'm sorry.

I accuse NP of eating all of the cheese.

 

[darkmega5]

A mouse was holding me at gunpoint!

I accuse NP of pooping on my bed

 

[Andy The Guide]

you were wearing a toilet lid!
i accuse the NP of accusing!

 

[Catman8274]

...Isn't that the point if this thread?

I accuse NP of not getting the point.

 

[Andy The Guide]

i beat around the bush!

i accuse NP for flying in restricted airzone!

 

[Catman8274]

I'm not a pilot, so it could not have been me... But that means... Oh, gdi. I told him not to- argh!

I accuse NP of convincing my doppelganger to fly in a restricted airzone.

 

[Andy The Guide]

i did it to accuse you!
i accuse NP of making bad memes!

 

[Ivyss]

Nah, I stole those from reddit.

I accuse NP of posting in terminal brain cancer the thread.

 

[Andy The Guide]

what the hecks that?

I accuse np of making up terminal brain cancer the thread!