Defend Yourself!

[Streyll]

It isn't electronic, it is powered by the souls of the slain.

I accuse NP of being bored.

 

[Ivyss]

No, just not sure what to do.

I accuse NP of being good at things.

 

[Streyll]

Well, it doesn't matter how good I am, because I just don't do things.

I accuse NP of being a dragon.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I’m not a dragon.
I accuse the NP of not being me

 

[Ivyss]

Counterargument: You aren't me.

I accuse NP of not properly spacing their rows of text.

 

[Jackiethederg]

its Not My fault, my typing Is bad

i accuse NP of trying to kidnap my son

 

[Ivyss]

No actually I tried to kidnap your daughter.

I accuse NP of [CENSORED].

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I didn’t do [CENSORED]

I accuse the NP of reading this post.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I am illiterate

I accuse the NP of doing something while reading the post

 

[Ivyss]

What's that thing say? I can't tell.

I accuse NP of causing the physical pain I feel as I type this.

 

[qwerty3.14]

That's literally impossible as it's a violation of causality!

I accuse NP of staying up past their bedtime.

 

[Coleyohley]

I work night shift, okay? Of course I’m going to stay up past 5am!

I accuse NP of having a profile picture that isn’t their own character.

 

[Dapling]

The guy who made the character practically treats him like they’re mine, though!

I accuse NP of liking the color purple.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Couldnt be me, I love pink!

I accuse NP of smuggling in a pet at the airport

 

[WorMortar]

Couldn't be me, it snuck itself in.

I accuse NP of accusations of the next next post.

 

[Ivyss]

I am not accusing a post. I am accusing the individual that is making the post.

I accuse the next person of using a seasonal profile pic.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

…You can’t prove that.

I accuse the NP of having a controversial opinion.

 

[WorMortar]

Everyone has a controversial opinion. Therefore it isn't controversial at all.

I accuse the next post of typing.

 

[Ivyss]

This post has committed no amount of typing. All typing was done for this post by me.

I accuse the next person of accusing their next post instead of the person posting after them.

 

[Streyll]

I just write NP because it can mean either.

I accuse NP of not eating enough.