Defend Yourself!

[Solvandus]

I have a chin piece, is that enough?

I accuse the NP of suplexing the Guide onto a coffee table.

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

He was in the way

I accuse the NP of stealing MY party girl

 

[DJ M4N3]

i don't dive.

i accuse NP of using red's wings

I meant digging claws...

 

[Naufal13]

...

I accuse the NP for accusing people.

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

I only accuse if it's reasonable and agreeable

I accuse the NP for not supporting the Corruption

 

[Naufal13]

am I?

I accuse the NP for stealing my pizza.

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

Your name wasn't on it
I accuse the NP of replying to my accusings

 

[Solvandus]

I'm not replying to your accusation, I'm simply posting my own!

I accuse the NP of putting the dime in me' pants!

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

At least I'm honest

I accuse the NP of stealing my Party Girl!

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

no, i stole your steampunker.

i accuse NP of being my nobody.

 

[Naufal13]

well... if I'm nobody... why am I here?

I accuse the NP for building 'the wood box'.

 

[Krasunir]

I don't know how to build things.

I accuse the NP for stealing some of my gold.

 

[CinamonPizza]

I don have any gold... *Pushes back gold* Ya see, no gold!

I accuse NP of being a view bomber

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

Because I can
I accue the NP of being the NP

 

[Seeker]

Guilty as charged.
I accuse the NP of hating Terraria.

 

[Krasunir]

I don't hate it, but I don't really play it very often...

I accuse the NP of giving me a headache.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

But how do you gift headaches?

I accuse the NP.

 

[Krasunir]

I become confused.

I accuse the NP of accusing someone else.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

But I haven't accused someone else! I've accused somebody else, and that's different.

I accuse the NP of being a Viewbomber.

 

[Naufal13]

a what?
(seriously, what is a Viewbomber?)

I accuse the NP for destroying the planet.