Design The Dungeon

I bring the F-15, the aerial version of the car (not really) and they blow each other to smithereens.

Floor 1500 is a congratulatory level for getting this far!

Oh, and there’s also Cthulhu. He seems ticked that you spiked the punch.
I politely inform him that I was both not the one to do it and that the true culprit was Darrel over there. Then run before I'm caught.

Floor 1501 is inside multiple paintings, each of which housing a demon. To get through, thou must best each in a different game of varying impossibility, from a game of chess to catching the sun to naming every single number.
 
I politely inform him that I was both not the one to do it and that the true culprit was Darrel over there. Then run before I'm caught.

Floor 1501 is inside multiple paintings, each of which housing a demon. To get through, thou must best each in a different game of varying impossibility, from a game of chess to catching the sun to naming every single number.
After much turmoil and many crazy magical exploits, such as stealing Helios’s chariot to catch the sun, cheating at chess because I secretly suck at it, and using two magic mirrors facing each other to create infinite reflections of me that all name one number, I manage to best every demon.

Floor 1502 is guarded by a mysterious cloaked being that knows everything that has ever happened and everything that ever will happen. He knew everything you would do to try and pass him long before you ever entered this dungeon, and consequently came prepared.
 
After much turmoil and many crazy magical exploits, such as stealing Helios’s chariot to catch the sun, cheating at chess because I secretly suck at it, and using two magic mirrors facing each other to create infinite reflections of me that all name one number, I manage to best every demon.

Floor 1502 is guarded by a mysterious cloaked being that knows everything that has ever happened and everything that ever will happen. He knew everything you would do to try and pass him long before you ever entered this dungeon, and consequently came prepared.
I summon another me who summons another version of this being, and sneak past while they constantly counter each other.

Floor 1503 is guarded by a goblin that is aware of the 4th wall, and will use this fact to edit its own action to counter what's used to try and get past it.
 
However, I then confront it with the fact that I am required to get past it, and show the goblin several horrors of the real world and the true power of what I can write here compared to their own insignificance. I therefore give the goblin the ultimatum of stand aside or die, and they stand axide.


Floor 1504 contains several physics problems.
 
I replace the Source physics with regular physics, and it all fixes itself.

Floor 1505 looks like a regular office building, but attempting to walk into the next room summons a giant hand blocking the way. Any attempt to get past it makes it wag it's finger as "Nuh uh" can be heard through the walls, before whatever was tried fails.
 
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I give him a marshmallow. For what reason is indescribable.
But they’re pleased by it and let me pass.

Floor 1508 contains a gate that is a gate, which is bound to another gate which is bound to a crate. The crate contains fishing bait.
I use the fishing bait to get a fish that bites through all the doors, and I move on.

Floor 1509 has every single person that posts on TLPW regularly.
 
I eat some of my dad’s favorite cake so that all this cake will now disappoint me.

Floor 1512 is guarded by the nicest person who you’ve ever met, but the key to continue is inside of them.
 
I use the smash melee master hand glitch to turn into a master hand and sneak past.

Floor 1514 is full of shovels, but you don’t have anything to dig through them with.
 
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