Terry disappears. A drive-thru window materializes next to the Gobbling, and Terry pops out of it.
"Food broke."
----
gorilla: 5/20
YOU
DUNGKAKA: 5/20
I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH THAT
+1 to Catman, +1 to Piono
A food drive-thru is suddenly emptied out, before the Gobbling expunges a vile gas into your phase.
(Loop from beginning to about 29:36)
You see someone in a body of water nearby... It appears to be a mermaid... But something's different... You're not quite sure who or what she is... But there's something about her and the melody that she sings that's very... alluring.
0/15 [10/25] (Stage: II) [E] Siren's War Cry (+1 from Cyanogynist)
Stage I Active. Entity: ???
9/35 [B] The Dream
She sings.
I hop on Slavebot's back, and ride it around while taking potshots at the crowd of thralls! My aim is 101% accurate! Headshot! Headshot! Headshot!
You watch a man on his slave begin to potshot the crowd of thralls. Whilst they take but scratch damage (10,000 damage to all!), they find themselves unable to act against this man's prowess.
[PL] I greet my Waspect, give him the present I made as a peace offering, and ask if he would like some tea.
7/10
1/15
+1 JOE +1 Cat
BREWED WITH THYME.
8/10 _ +1 mirror +1 srovy
16/50 cyan
+1 srovy +1 mirror
you know, dead me's are really quite unsightly, and I don't fight myself when at all possible. as well, if its a false/copy/alternate me, it logically would share my wish to be powerful, and preference towards teaming up with other me's.
yes, this includes/included JOEbot. I fused him with THYMEror troll at the first safe opportunity and only attacked since it would be the least damaging to any side if i did so.
annnnnnnnnnnnnyway, I walk over to Waspect JOE and propose a deal, or allegiance. I won't kill him, he won't kill me, is the first offer. the next is I'll give him a 10-charge to do as he pleases with, and he'll become my entity. he may, of course, refuse any deal I offer him. since he is me, he also is aware that I have decided to not offer any better deals then these, so as to prevent haggling.
this is kind of like 2 AI's with free access to one anothers source code, deciding what they should have as their code under this scenario. in order to prevent fairness disputes, for example, people should be willing to take deals that are more "fair" by the others opin( : P)ion, but only if these deals are still Worse to the other person (or, i suppose, better for themself), then the deal the AI wants to make. yeah i was pretty much just talking about random stuff there, feel free to ignore it.
anyway point is i make deal with Waspect JOE,involving being nice to one-another and maybe being allies if he's willing.
I AM NOT YOU - I AM A CARICATURE OF YOU, FORGED BY THE GREAT WALUIGI.
28/?? ?? (+2 JOE)
6/??
+1 joe +1 piono
I wonder what a waspect is according to joe it's a copy? Of me. if so I think he will Be my friend. I offer other me some pizza and video games as well as some very very very dead memes
The Waspect refuses the dead memes on principle, but they begin to jitter to life!
9/10 _
17/50 cyan
+1 srovy +1 mirror
I see the two srovys playing video games and suggest Waspect JOE join me in beating the srovys. clearly, the two of us working together can do it!
also I kaijulord which is I excitebike wielder of I kaijusword sword of kaijugour-shot
Waspect JOE blasts Srovy with elemental energy, dealing some generic existential damage!
Ariella stares at you. You stare back. Ariella looks down at her wound, then at your knife, then back at you. You suddenly realize that you've just discovered way #348 to die: Melee someone who's got a double-bladed, reality rending scythe.
2/15 [12/25] (Stage: II) [E] Siren's War Cry (+1 from MrMirrorMan)
Stage I Active. Entity(s): ???
10/35 [B] The Dream
You are not a fan of scythes - a farmer's tool or a simple representation of death. Death bends to your will - you lie to death with subtle mistruths, and he moves past you and towards your enemies. Hey, is that death right there, Miss Space Guardian, I think he is.
10/10 _
new: 1/? o_o
20/50 cyan +1 sroxy +1 mirror
+1 srovy +1 mirror
if Waspect JOE accepted my deal, I give them the 10-charge.
if Waspect JOE did not accept my deal, the 10-charge gives me an oregano launcher. oregano launcher has no HP bar, and has 1 AC.
as in AC is wielding it.
and he's going to shoot it at Waspect JOE until Waspect JOE dies.
and he can't sense my existence, and has a vendetta against JOEs and maybe thyme.
oh, did I mention that he can't die?
instead, he loses interest after [Waspect JOE's max hp / the damage he will do per turn] Turns.
meanwhile, I ask srovy why he's conceptually on fire, and decide to bring him to wagda so wagda can fix it. wagda sees him and goes "oh yoos heh iz nedee moi hepl. I wil mak him conecptualy watga infusedd" amd infusedzm jim wit wadgta.
[wagda is a corrupted-sort-of version of the god of water, which is a joke and also not the god of water? idr. regardless, i figured a corrupted version would apply conceptual effects instead of normal ones because it doesn't work properly.]
You summon AC's corpse from the Battlefield, rescusitate him, and give him an Oregano Launcher! You then stop making Srovy conceptually conflagrated and start making him conceptually wadga.
31/?? ?? (+2 JOE)
7/?? ??
+1 JOE +1 piono
WHAT JOE COULD NEVER BEET ME'S ( <----- pluralification) I AM THE BEAT EVER
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ummmmmmmmmm i go moo this is somehow useful
minus1 sanity/usefullness
You go moo, which is useful, minus one sanity / usefulness??????
[PL] If my Waspect is willing to talk, then I ask him how he is. It is only polite after all. If he attacks, then I take a step back, open a window on the train, then . . . throw my Waspect out of the window.
8/10
5/15 +3 from JOE
+1 JOE +1 Cat
You ask how your Waspect is, and throw your Waspect out of the window.
Nononono, you don't throw people out of windows without asking permission - that's what we call hubris! Hubris, hubris, so bad, so bad. You're so totally going to be punished by Our Lady for that!
Ariella puts a hand over the wound and concentrates. The skin around it closes over the wound. With that fixed, she goes on a slight teleportation frenzy, killing off 5 Thralls.
4/15 [14/25] (Stage: II) [E] Siren's War Cry (+1 from MrMirrorMan)
Stage I Active. Entity(s): ???
11/35 [B] The Dream
You kill off a singular thrall, and heal your wound.
Terry then reacts to the multitude of attacks that had gone through to hit him.
"Hey! You didn't even let me INVERT!"
Upon saying the word INVERT, every foe in the room suddenly gets increasingly vivid flashbacks of every loop of the Zeroth War. Including him.
----
gorilla: 6/20
YOU
DUNGKAKA: 6/20
I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH THAT
+1 to Catman, +1 to Piono
You watch Terry invert, and give everyone flashbacks to a war, before nine blades fall behind you, and stab through you. 1 damage. The Gobbling sees these flashbacks, and smirks, before gobbling up the Shambling Thing! The Thralls go mad, and drop your marshmallow stick, before accidentally turning two of their number into marshmallows!
The Wallbuilder force-feeds the Grue some Wall Segments.
3/10
You watch the Grue fly into Mexico, and find himself stuck there.
ALL.
AMAZE and Harambe rush Confidence, dealing 40,000 damage! AC? sees the need for backup, and fires his Oregano Launcher into the air, hitting tar. Ronald Reagan summoned. Confidence and Thought grow in power, before releasing a writhing pulse of tentacles at the player group. They dive under their entities, all but the camera drone taking 30,000 damage. Waspect Srovy and Waspect JOE stand together, bickering and whispering blasphemies, before a star falls on top of JOE. Waspect Siebold fires at Siebold Prime, piercing through his leg.
Outside, the Friendly Bullet scratches Psycho Waluigi for 5,000 damage! Psycho Waluigi fails to notice, throwing Minus into the train cart. 200,000,000,000 damage to Minus, 20,000 damage to the Train! He then prepares his cool and new device - the PERMAKILLER TEE-EM!
NAUGHT.
You see things that shouldn't be, swinging your soul ripper about. You begin to see revelations of form and gates, power bleeding into you. You shift between roles, falling off and swapping and melting into tar on the floor, before the soul ripper shatters -- superficial reality falling into your hands. You have the power, and you use it to stab through the Gobbling! 1,000,000,000,000 damage!
The Grue uses Bonesaw to annihilate another Thrall! The Thralls panic amongst themselves, whilst the Gobbling surveys the situation, sees that the opposition will see a vestige of his power, and ditches.
Shekhinah - Atrium.
TrickleJest
[PL]
PATHS:
ALL, leading to bad knowledge.
NAUGHT, leading to total consumption.
Shekhinah - Ghogiel.
Inside.
MrMirrorMan
[PL]
Redstone
[PL] Bleeding.
JOEbob
[PL] *
Srovy
[PL] Conceptually Wadga. Moo. Elementally Assaulted. +Attack.
Camera Drone
[N] HP: 1/1. Lying on the ground. OFF.
AC
[N] HP:
0/20.
EQUIPPED: Oregano Launcher. Armageddon's Conductor:
III.
AMAZE
[N] HP: 20,000/50,000.
The Train
[N] HP: 50,000/100,000.
Ronald Reagan
[N] HP: 70,000/100,000. Trickle-Down Economics:
III. Watergate:
IIIII.
Harambe
[N] HP: 20,000/50,000.
Confidence
[H] HP: 155,000/200,000.
Thought
[H] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Waspect Srovy [H] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Waspect JOE [H] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Waspect Redstone [H] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Waspect MrMirrorMan [H] HP: 0/200,000.
Outside.
Friendly Bullet
[N] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Minus [H] HP: 200,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000. The Value of a Human Life Is Equal To...: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
Psycho Waluigi [H BOSS] HP: 1,945,000/2,000,000. WAALUIGI. Tennis: II.
Shekhinah - Reunion.
It is dark.
Pionoplayer
[PL] Extinguished Crown.
Cyanogynist
[PL] Marshmallow.
Catman
[PL] Actually His Sister. Slightly Scarred.
Battlefury
[PL]
Moniker
[PL]
Slavebot
[N] HP: 1/1.
Grue
[H] HP: 950,000/1,000,000. Takes 100,000 damage less per attack. Consumption:
II. Bonesaw:
IIIII.
Shambling Thing
[H] HP: 30,000/60,000.
Marshmallow
[???] (x2).
Thralls
[???] HP: 990,000/1,000,000. (x13).
You [???] HP: 3 / 5. STATUS: TO INFINITY. COPYING: Crown of Fire, Refusal to See, Space's Robes, To Rule The Universe, Enthrallment, Bonesaw, Assembly Line, Indoctrination, Seven Trials. ADAPTATIONS: None.
EQUIPPED: SOUL RIPPER.
