JOEbob
Terrarian
9/25 moi powas
9/25 gimi moi powas!
"hm, why do I join the PG side?"
"well, at first I joined it for a change of pace; this was when I became a PS in the simulation- a role that, like every time I've joined a godmodder [as opposed to being shunted to their side by default [inthenowdefunct0,whereIwasonlyAZforlike2rounds ]], I've kept ever since- and been a rather major help if i do say so myself, causing the creation of a major boss that lasted at least 18 rounds [probably more] and gaining the spoil of the first 'ACT BOSS' [an H entity], but i digress..."
"anyway, I suppose that style of play just (metaphorically) grew on me."
I walk over to spaded cyan and pat it on the back, before requesting from him, excitebike, which (was?)is him, kaijulord, for permission to use his name in my attack.
if I receive permission, then...
[permission was given over discord, though if for any reason retracted then obviously the later specification of what do still applies]
I tell spaded cyan that its probably going to die soon and it should fill its last moments with happiness. as such, it should play some vintage games which are simultaneously vintium dust! by the power of "this is my attack u do wat i say" it accepts. we begin playing super smash bros ball. I suggest tourney mode and before they can accept or decline, i select it. I proceed to set it to 32 members and press start.
the randomizer proceeds to set all the characters to metaknight.
well, we start playing anyway, and I make a few jokes about how "I bet you 92 spoondlix meta knight'll win" and "I wanted to be meta knight, not Meta-knight" and so on.
the game goes on, spaded cyan has a good time, i have a good time... about 1/4 of the way through I start joking about the glide and note how powerful meta knights up special is; you can glide forever, it only ends when you stop it or mess up, etc etc...
spaded cyan seems to be winning, but... then at ~ 1/2 of the way through the tourney, I get excitebike in an assist trophy. spaded cyan, with superior game knowledge, tells me that its called excitebike. I then remember the 'I, kaijulord, am also I, excitebike, and take kaijusword, sword of I, excitebike' thing.
I proceed to spout nonsense : ]P [ : ) + : P]
"oh, thats excitebike? huh."
"...say, did you know that I, Kaijulord, sword of I, Kaijubike, who is also I, excitelord, am planning on summoning hoards of Bikekaijus to crush the surface world?"
"that is to say, I, ExciteSword, lord of the Excitelords, am also I, kaijusword, who ranks above I, taibubike."
"in case I was not perfectly clear, I, KaijuExciteBikeswordLordKaijuSwordTaibu- nordcordsord son of the forder of the great cord river of the bored english, summoned by sword english but too bored to summon another, will summon surface of Crushes to Excitebike the Kaiju SwLord."
"and, as I do not sense comprehension based on your facial expression, I am of course KaijuFloored, sword of ExciteNord the glorified BikeLord of the kaijhuus, which are not at all the same as the Taijue, klatu, snatu, blacku, flapu, birdroo, starfoo, foomians, honerable gliders, gleebs, floops, floprs, cleps, lops, dods, doppers, metaknights, endangered birds, R.O.B.'s, samusi, ganondorfs, deskwo, bloat, ejinsobs, usegoths, or Faijulords. I am crushing lords of Excitebikes to Kaiju world summon the."
"why are you looking at me like that, it makes perfect sense!"
While I was saying all that, Spaded cyan was so distracted I managed to make a comeback. I notice and proceed to continue explaining how I kaijulord sword of I Kaijubike am a sword of excitekaiju and etc etc...
but I'll spare you the nonsense.
in the end, I beat spaded cyan by 1 game....
and remind them that they pay for their counter-bet to my 'metaknight will win, or i'll give you 92 spoondlix' bet, which was "I'll give you a free 1 damage on me if metaknight wins".
I explain that metaknight didn't win; metaknight, which is to say, I, kaijulord, user of Kaijusword, sword of I, Exc---- [spaded cyan commits sepuku to escape this madness...] won. oh look, he payed his bet-debt!"
9/25 gimi moi powas!
"hm, why do I join the PG side?"
"well, at first I joined it for a change of pace; this was when I became a PS in the simulation- a role that, like every time I've joined a godmodder [as opposed to being shunted to their side by default [inthenowdefunct0,whereIwasonlyAZforlike2rounds ]], I've kept ever since- and been a rather major help if i do say so myself, causing the creation of a major boss that lasted at least 18 rounds [probably more] and gaining the spoil of the first 'ACT BOSS' [an H entity], but i digress..."
"anyway, I suppose that style of play just (metaphorically) grew on me."
I walk over to spaded cyan and pat it on the back, before requesting from him, excitebike, which (was?)is him, kaijulord, for permission to use his name in my attack.
[permission was given over discord, though if for any reason retracted then obviously the later specification of what do still applies]
I tell spaded cyan that its probably going to die soon and it should fill its last moments with happiness. as such, it should play some vintage games which are simultaneously vintium dust! by the power of "this is my attack u do wat i say" it accepts. we begin playing super smash bros ball. I suggest tourney mode and before they can accept or decline, i select it. I proceed to set it to 32 members and press start.
the randomizer proceeds to set all the characters to metaknight.
well, we start playing anyway, and I make a few jokes about how "I bet you 92 spoondlix meta knight'll win" and "I wanted to be meta knight, not Meta-knight" and so on.
the game goes on, spaded cyan has a good time, i have a good time... about 1/4 of the way through I start joking about the glide and note how powerful meta knights up special is; you can glide forever, it only ends when you stop it or mess up, etc etc...
spaded cyan seems to be winning, but... then at ~ 1/2 of the way through the tourney, I get excitebike in an assist trophy. spaded cyan, with superior game knowledge, tells me that its called excitebike. I then remember the 'I, kaijulord, am also I, excitebike, and take kaijusword, sword of I, excitebike' thing.
I proceed to spout nonsense : ]P [ : ) + : P]
"oh, thats excitebike? huh."
"...say, did you know that I, Kaijulord, sword of I, Kaijubike, who is also I, excitelord, am planning on summoning hoards of Bikekaijus to crush the surface world?"
"that is to say, I, ExciteSword, lord of the Excitelords, am also I, kaijusword, who ranks above I, taibubike."
"in case I was not perfectly clear, I, KaijuExciteBikeswordLordKaijuSwordTaibu- nordcordsord son of the forder of the great cord river of the bored english, summoned by sword english but too bored to summon another, will summon surface of Crushes to Excitebike the Kaiju SwLord."
"and, as I do not sense comprehension based on your facial expression, I am of course KaijuFloored, sword of ExciteNord the glorified BikeLord of the kaijhuus, which are not at all the same as the Taijue, klatu, snatu, blacku, flapu, birdroo, starfoo, foomians, honerable gliders, gleebs, floops, floprs, cleps, lops, dods, doppers, metaknights, endangered birds, R.O.B.'s, samusi, ganondorfs, deskwo, bloat, ejinsobs, usegoths, or Faijulords. I am crushing lords of Excitebikes to Kaiju world summon the."
"why are you looking at me like that, it makes perfect sense!"
While I was saying all that, Spaded cyan was so distracted I managed to make a comeback. I notice and proceed to continue explaining how I kaijulord sword of I Kaijubike am a sword of excitekaiju and etc etc...
but I'll spare you the nonsense.
in the end, I beat spaded cyan by 1 game....
and remind them that they pay for their counter-bet to my 'metaknight will win, or i'll give you 92 spoondlix' bet, which was "I'll give you a free 1 damage on me if metaknight wins".
I explain that metaknight didn't win; metaknight, which is to say, I, kaijulord, user of Kaijusword, sword of I, Exc---- [spaded cyan commits sepuku to escape this madness...] won. oh look, he payed his bet-debt!"
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