'Ello my comrades.
What.I'm putting a fragment of Dean Mardek's backstory here, for fear of doubleposting.
((Mardek's original text color is sky blue.))
Not much is known about Dean Mardek except that he lived in a doomed timeline of Terraria when it was overrun by Mary Sues. Here's one of the pesterlogs that were salvaged by the Magic Sniper using Scratch.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13722924/ <-- This is what the refrance.
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] has joined memo "how to fite mary sues"
CM: i'm here.
CM: now tell me how far you've gone.
??: THIS SURVIVOR NETWORK IS SOOOOO KAWAII~DESU!!
??: IT'S LIKE YOU BAKA GAIJIN ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT US~!
??: YOU KNOW WE'RE SO SPARKLY AND PRETTY AND PERFECT. LISTEN TO MY HEARTFELT PLEA AND JOIN MY FANCLUB, BAKA!
??: ARCH-SUE NEKOCHROMIA LOOOOOVES YOU ALL!
CM: gorilla. that came from cal-9.
CM: france is lost.
MR: Guys..., I don'r have much time left. I... I ran into an Arch-Sue a couple of hours ago. It's so, so, so perfectperfectperfectperfect - No, it's terrible. It's image is killing me. I can feel my grip loosening.
MR: It just... looked at me. I have no idea why it's here, but... but, gorillaing hell. Beauty. No, it's wrong, somehow, despite looking so.. so... beautiful. it's like a visual siren song.
MR: i don't have long. My sanity's going. My intelligence, my grip on reality, I can feel it.
MR: All I've got left is this followmefollowfollowfollow laptop, and a gun. one bullet. MR: It's better to die than to follow, right? Better to rule in hell, than to serve in heaven, liesthat'slies,followfollowfollow. gorilla.
MR: I can hear it. It's outside the bunker, knocking on the door. i think it can get in help me guys i don't want to go. its getting closer (followperfection) its killing me just by being there.
MR: gog help me, mardek. i love you, I'll miss you. goonight my angel