Thartler:
Charges:
9/15 Preludium
9/20 Yamatean League
Lore and stuff:
Whoa, Thartler, you really are that good at writing. Why didn't you write that well for your previous RPs?
Normal actions:
Well, that at least worked, since chainmail is somewhat damaged. Suddenly I look at the Nanokumas.
"These little pests. I ought to kill them before they do too much damage to PGs." A blink of eye later, I appear before the swarm, and start pumping water from infinite water bucket. Suddenly, they cease to work. They get thrown into truck to deliver these far away, into Aperture Science laboratories. Suddenly, a lot of them were scheduled to be redeemed, and they get melt-down into pile of metal and electronic. Some others were used as Turrets, which naturally also were redeemed due to being bad at their job. The third part of these got accidentally knocked down into abyss, where they had no hope to return from. The abyss was full of radioactive electrocuting water which destroyed them. Fourth part were properly working, but Wheatley has come to break the factory and also redeemed these. And fifth part - it got lost in transport, presumably destroyed by bandits that ransack the truck for ransom. The truck driver has paid, which caused all these stuff.
"And so, it's the story of how the Nanokumas got missing."
STRIFE!
(S)> Thartler: 17.5(?)/20
"Come on, I was just getting started with! Now you'll gonna see what the real THARTLER can do!" Suddenly Map c2m5 (Dark Carnival Finale - Concert) loads, or at least what it looks like since it was faithful replica of it in this Terraria server (they stepped on my teleporter). Justynian and Realicraft are thus confused why did that even happen. Suddenly a lot of Spitters (Which wield meltdown guns) start spitting foot-melting goo. They all try to run, but leading them into next trap - hunters. They get scratched so badly they already start to complain. Suddenly, I also put fireworks and shoot them while being hidden from their sight. They burn and they try to put it out. I hide in safe distance. They realize that they might need to defend. Drat. I knock a Tank crate (the special infected/mini-boss of L4D called Tank in there), and it lands perfectly onto the ground, top pointing to sky. The crate opens and Tank punches Justynian onto Realicraft, knocking them down. Then he smashes them down into ground, making them breath heavily.
Then the madness starts. Suddenly a lot of arrows and stars start to rain from sky. They have no idea what is happening right now.
"You were created from earth and into earth you'll turn. DIE!" And then I throw a bile jar to attract zombies on both of them. They are finally overwhelmed and fall one after second, but Justynian is still standing.
"Oh, would you stop cheating your fate? It's all for our good." Suddenly, a last prism trap shoots it at Justynian, knocking him into wall. He's clearly bleeding now.
"Hey, you intruder, I was fighting Realicraft, now kindly can you die and respawn inside your cosy castle... Wait, that's too cliche." Suddenly he falls onto box of... nothingness. And then crystal shooters that appeared out of nowhere shoot him till he's finally dead.
And then I realize Realicraft still is alive.
"And you, you needed to ruin my plans. Now, I'll just ruin your precious health, I guess." Suddenly, a lot of glowing swords drop at Realicraft, damaging him so badly he can't move. Finally, he sees the Witch that I also captured for the attack. She claws him till he's really dead. Like - Dead (IT'S) OVER 9000% of deadness!
"You are dead. Not big souprice."
Helping:
+2
@DCCCV (For damagin' Reali's farm)
