Destroy the Godmodder: Through Fire and Flames
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Redstonetam15
Eater of Worlds
That's a lot of slapping. 7,000 damage.
Stone Golem Killed!
The Stone Golem is Dead!
+9% Progression on the Farm.
I BSOD the godmodders computer.
If it's a mac or linux...
"Unbored Smashing: Godmodder's computer"
Enemy Farming Area 0%
I help with the farm.
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Hey, Redstone.
Weren't you in Tappy Tap Adventures?
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hoi
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Apparently I don't know how double posts work.
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The Godmodder gets out a new computer and logs back on.
It's not THAT easy.
+3% Completion of the Farm.
New Farms set up, I guess. Maybe they will do something? You have to wait for a bit though. Also +8% Completion.
The Godmodder decides to summon his first set of summons! Kill them fast!
The Desert Scourges burrow out of the ground! They eye the farm.
[GODMODDER] The Godmodder: 100/100 HP.
[PG] Alpha Desert Scourge 20,000/20,000 HP.
[PG] Desert Scourge 10,000/10,000 HP. x2.
[AG] Farm. 29% Completion.
What does the x2 mean next to the Desert Scourge? It means there are two of them.
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JOEbob
Terrarian
5/10 Heirless Anastasius catches a cold.
2/50 Nika! Better seating!
+2 Emerald.
Justin begins thinking up a complicated chain of reasoning about how a prophet of god wouldn't lie and stuff... but being an illiterate, non-educated farmer, he isn't smart enough to finish that chain, and also doesn't speak english.
which kind of limits his ability to communicate.
instead, what actually happens is he hears Emerald talk in a strange language and assumes it some kind of magic incantation, proceeding to say, at a hurried pace, "O parce mihi magna est- quia non vult quod cuiusquam offendat! Tantummodo volebant certe vitare magna laude et fraudulentia diaboli potentius!"
((Oh, forgive me great one, I do not mean to offend! I merely wished to be sure, and avoid praising a grand devil as powerful as he is deceitful!))
as he begins to grovel, he hears the other human (Realicraft) speak in a similar language, a similarly strange incantation. if he were smart enough, this might lead him to begin to doubt the magic of this language, as multiple people use it, and one of them has displayed no magical powers thus far. instead, "aided" by confirmation bias and the sad fact that we change our minds less often then we think, he concludes that he must be trespassing on a hidden land of great powerful beings.
"Ah, ego sum paenitet, non vult ut magnus ut prævaricemur in terra entium -"
((Ah, I am sorry, I did not mean to trespass on the land of such great beings -))
as he reaches this part of the sentence, he realizes such powerful beings couldn't accidentally let someone in, so they must want him here, and so he changes his tune:
"Magna pars tamen credo esse consilium darent operam mihi ut prosequerer te nulla aliquid quia!"
((But I suppose this must be part of your grand plan, and offer my aid and services for anything you might have brought me here for!))
remembering that the great beings seemed happy when he was working on his farm before, he resumes his work, now pouring far more effort into it due to the strong belief that some great beings want it done and all that follows from that.
he is so convinced that this is tremendously important, in fact, that he calls his nephew, Flavius, out from the farmhouse (somehow he's already living there despite the farmhouse having finished mere minutes before, and Justin is too flustered (and dumb) to notice the inconsistency ), explains the situation to him, and half-pleads with him to auxilium(Help) him!
Flavius accepts and they both get to work, Flavius being less fanatical due to having not seen the great powers of these beings and suspecting his uncle miiight be a bit off his rocker. regardless, work they do.
EDIT: In case it was unclear somehow, just in case, I'm using google translate to turn everything Justin says into Latin. he doesn't know a lick of english. or greek. or any language but Latin.
you might be able to teach Falvius to speak english though, with a small bit of effort. (Read: giving him a computer with google translate, a latin or greek keyboard, and waiting a while.)
EDIT2: This action is more work on the farm. and some misunderstandings about everyone else.
2/50 Nika! Better seating!
+2 Emerald.
Justin begins thinking up a complicated chain of reasoning about how a prophet of god wouldn't lie and stuff... but being an illiterate, non-educated farmer, he isn't smart enough to finish that chain, and also doesn't speak english.
which kind of limits his ability to communicate.
instead, what actually happens is he hears Emerald talk in a strange language and assumes it some kind of magic incantation, proceeding to say, at a hurried pace, "O parce mihi magna est- quia non vult quod cuiusquam offendat! Tantummodo volebant certe vitare magna laude et fraudulentia diaboli potentius!"
((Oh, forgive me great one, I do not mean to offend! I merely wished to be sure, and avoid praising a grand devil as powerful as he is deceitful!))
as he begins to grovel, he hears the other human (Realicraft) speak in a similar language, a similarly strange incantation. if he were smart enough, this might lead him to begin to doubt the magic of this language, as multiple people use it, and one of them has displayed no magical powers thus far. instead, "aided" by confirmation bias and the sad fact that we change our minds less often then we think, he concludes that he must be trespassing on a hidden land of great powerful beings.
"Ah, ego sum paenitet, non vult ut magnus ut prævaricemur in terra entium -"
((Ah, I am sorry, I did not mean to trespass on the land of such great beings -))
as he reaches this part of the sentence, he realizes such powerful beings couldn't accidentally let someone in, so they must want him here, and so he changes his tune:
"Magna pars tamen credo esse consilium darent operam mihi ut prosequerer te nulla aliquid quia!"
((But I suppose this must be part of your grand plan, and offer my aid and services for anything you might have brought me here for!))
remembering that the great beings seemed happy when he was working on his farm before, he resumes his work, now pouring far more effort into it due to the strong belief that some great beings want it done and all that follows from that.
he is so convinced that this is tremendously important, in fact, that he calls his nephew, Flavius, out from the farmhouse (somehow he's already living there despite the farmhouse having finished mere minutes before, and Justin is too flustered (and dumb) to notice the inconsistency ), explains the situation to him, and half-pleads with him to auxilium(Help) him!
Flavius accepts and they both get to work, Flavius being less fanatical due to having not seen the great powers of these beings and suspecting his uncle miiight be a bit off his rocker. regardless, work they do.
EDIT: In case it was unclear somehow, just in case, I'm using google translate to turn everything Justin says into Latin. he doesn't know a lick of english. or greek. or any language but Latin.
you might be able to teach Falvius to speak english though, with a small bit of effort. (Read: giving him a computer with google translate, a latin or greek keyboard, and waiting a while.)
EDIT2: This action is more work on the farm. and some misunderstandings about everyone else.
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Emerald Mann
Brain of Cthulhu
Error 11/null
Null 10/error
+2 JOE
I sigh, creating a universal English to X dictionary, then realize I can probably just make a translator. I do so, handing it to the farmer.
Anyways, as my actual action, I grab the Alpha Desert Scourge by its fleshy flesh(?), and toss it up in the air, forming many greenish portals around it, which produce knifes that stab at it before disappearing
Null 10/error
+2 JOE
I sigh, creating a universal English to X dictionary, then realize I can probably just make a translator. I do so, handing it to the farmer.
Anyways, as my actual action, I grab the Alpha Desert Scourge by its fleshy flesh(?), and toss it up in the air, forming many greenish portals around it, which produce knifes that stab at it before disappearing
realicraft
Skeletron Prime
Not the farm!
I summon lightning on the desert scourges.
Enemy Farming Area 5% (+5 from natural)
I go to find some crops for the farm.
I summon lightning on the desert scourges.
Enemy Farming Area 5% (+5 from natural)
I go to find some crops for the farm.
JOEbob
Terrarian
10/10 Heirless Anastasius catches a cold. +4 emerald (counting his post after mine)
Exactly what I just described in the charge name happens! this will deeeefinitely have no effects in the future
(yes, yes it will. once I'm done a bunch of other stuff, Justin shall become the leader of Byzantia via Anastasius dying.)
(also half of this charge goes to summoning the farm a Neutral guard to protect it once Justin eventually leaves.)
""new"": 1/50 Ok for reals now, Nika! Cheaper tickets!
3/50 Nika! Better seating!
+2 Emerald.
Justin accepts the strange device and fiddles with it. eventually, he gets it working without knowing, and the next time he speaks to Flavius, it translates his speech to english. Flavius is smarter then Justin, as Justin has always made sure Flavius gets the best education available, and soon figures out whats going on. they conclude that while the other people are powerful and magic, their language is not, being merely a different language from Latin, like how greek is a thing. the use of lightning by Realicraft confirms this.
Justin then rides fast to Byzantium (the charge last round doesn't buff this or anything, Byzantium's existence will only have battlefield effects in the distant future), and hires a rodent exterminator for a small sum. most rodents, obviously, are far smaller then the desert scourges, but the exterminator is now obligated to do everything in their power to deal with the infection, so they proceed to pay a hefty sum to the Excubitors, the only army in Byzantium at the time, to help him. the Excubitors ascent and send about 1/8 of their forces to help... and you just Know Flavius was the one to make up this scheme, Justin isn't smart enough. the Excubitors attack the scrounges with force and disipline, and after about 3 arrows and 2 sword strikes each, retreat back, considering their job done, as the exterminator assumed this would be enough for sure and only paid them to do up to that much.
((Attack on all the Desert scourges including the elite)
EDIT: Also, again, I'm neutral, not Anti-Godmodder, so please list the farm as such. thank you.
EDIT2: I didn't make farms with the charge; Justin was fooled into believing he had bought a new farm, while the charge itself created the city of Byzantium.
Exactly what I just described in the charge name happens! this will deeeefinitely have no effects in the future
(yes, yes it will. once I'm done a bunch of other stuff, Justin shall become the leader of Byzantia via Anastasius dying.)
(also half of this charge goes to summoning the farm a Neutral guard to protect it once Justin eventually leaves.)
""new"": 1/50 Ok for reals now, Nika! Cheaper tickets!
3/50 Nika! Better seating!
+2 Emerald.
Justin accepts the strange device and fiddles with it. eventually, he gets it working without knowing, and the next time he speaks to Flavius, it translates his speech to english. Flavius is smarter then Justin, as Justin has always made sure Flavius gets the best education available, and soon figures out whats going on. they conclude that while the other people are powerful and magic, their language is not, being merely a different language from Latin, like how greek is a thing. the use of lightning by Realicraft confirms this.
Justin then rides fast to Byzantium (the charge last round doesn't buff this or anything, Byzantium's existence will only have battlefield effects in the distant future), and hires a rodent exterminator for a small sum. most rodents, obviously, are far smaller then the desert scourges, but the exterminator is now obligated to do everything in their power to deal with the infection, so they proceed to pay a hefty sum to the Excubitors, the only army in Byzantium at the time, to help him. the Excubitors ascent and send about 1/8 of their forces to help... and you just Know Flavius was the one to make up this scheme, Justin isn't smart enough. the Excubitors attack the scrounges with force and disipline, and after about 3 arrows and 2 sword strikes each, retreat back, considering their job done, as the exterminator assumed this would be enough for sure and only paid them to do up to that much.
((Attack on all the Desert scourges including the elite)
EDIT: Also, again, I'm neutral, not Anti-Godmodder, so please list the farm as such. thank you.
EDIT2: I didn't make farms with the charge; Justin was fooled into believing he had bought a new farm, while the charge itself created the city of Byzantium.
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Emerald Mann
Brain of Cthulhu
Error 13/null
Null 12/error
+2 JOE
I take the two Desert Scourges and forcefeed the Godmodder to them. This probably doesn’t really hurt Mr. Godmodder, but it sure would be painful for the worms
Null 12/error
+2 JOE
I take the two Desert Scourges and forcefeed the Godmodder to them. This probably doesn’t really hurt Mr. Godmodder, but it sure would be painful for the worms
realicraft
Skeletron Prime
Enemy Farming Area 10% (+5 from natural)
If the Desert Scourges are dead, I turn off all the lights and block the sun, then sneak up on the godmodder and electrocute him.
Otherwise, rain lightning of the Desert Scourges.
If the Desert Scourges are dead, I turn off all the lights and block the sun, then sneak up on the godmodder and electrocute him.
Otherwise, rain lightning of the Desert Scourges.
ThatOtherGuy
Steampunker
10/50
6/10
+2 plague
I stab a random enemy with my rifle. The back end of it. the attack is so pathetic that the enemy bursts into laughter, makin a huge mess as all the stuff that burst out of it gets everywhere.
6/10
+2 plague
I stab a random enemy with my rifle. The back end of it. the attack is so pathetic that the enemy bursts into laughter, makin a huge mess as all the stuff that burst out of it gets everywhere.
Redstonetam15
Eater of Worlds
+7% Farm Completion.
The Godmodder uses the Super Suck Vaccum to clean them all up.
It has scales, but you stab it anyway. 6,000 Damage.
You smite both Desert Scourges! 3,000 damage to each.
You find a pumpkin seed. +1% Completion to the farm.
The mighty forces converge upon the Desert Scourges! Desert Scourges killed! 10,000 damage to the Alpha Desert Scourge!
The Desert Scourges are already dead. You instead shove the Alpha Desert Scourge in the Godmodder's face, killing it.
You search far and wide, but you cannot find the Godmodder's house.
You attempt to stab the Godmodder but it obviously fails.
The Godmodder grumbles.
Alright, time for a real challenge!
The Godmodder unveils multiple...
Noobs. ROBLOX ones. Wait do they have guns?
The noobs shoot down the Farm a bit. -10% completion.
[GODMODDER] The Godmodder: 100/100 HP.
[PG] Agetnoob 20,000/20,000 HP.
[PG] Snipnoob 15,000/15,000 HP.
[PG] Shienoob 40,000/40,000 HP. Shield HP 10,000/10,000 HP.
[PG] Engienoob 20,000/20,000 HP. Build Turret 0/2
[PG] Noob Turret 15,000/15,000 HP.
[N] Farm. 27% Completion.
To Defeat the Shienoob, you must first destroy its shield, and then destroy the Shienoob itself.
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JOEbob
Terrarian
2/50 Nevermind, looks like making the Neutral farm live long enough to finish will require charges.
4/10 Picket fence production crew.
+2 Emerald.
Justin looks at the damage to his farm. this is quite annoying! he notices that he can slightly outpace the damage, so he keeps working at it, after donning his personal armor. he hopes to work in the army some day...
he soon gets somewhat tired from all the tilling, so he takes some of his pigs (he is a swineherd according to my sources.) and uses some carrots to trick them into tilling the land for him.
intent: passive [X]% farm generation, until the farm reaches 80% complete.
4/10 Picket fence production crew.
+2 Emerald.
Justin looks at the damage to his farm. this is quite annoying! he notices that he can slightly outpace the damage, so he keeps working at it, after donning his personal armor. he hopes to work in the army some day...
he soon gets somewhat tired from all the tilling, so he takes some of his pigs (he is a swineherd according to my source
intent: passive [X]% farm generation, until the farm reaches 80% complete.
realicraft
Skeletron Prime
Enemy Farming Area 15% (+5 from natural)
Having played ROBLOX before, I know how to deal with them.
I zap the gunpowder that's in the guns, blowing the guns up.
I also shop for seeds at some random shop.
Having played ROBLOX before, I know how to deal with them.
I zap the gunpowder that's in the guns, blowing the guns up.
I also shop for seeds at some random shop.
ThatOtherGuy
Steampunker
11+2/50
7/10
+2 plague
I sigh and start bludgeoning a random noob with my gun, while wondering when the DOPs will slow to a more reasonable pace.
7/10
+2 plague
I sigh and start bludgeoning a random noob with my gun, while wondering when the DOPs will slow to a more reasonable pace.
Redstonetam15
Eater of Worlds
5,000 damage.
+5% Completion and +2% Completion per turn!
Every noob takes 1,000 damage.
+2% Completion to the farm.
They will once the playerbase gets larger.
5,000 Damage to the Shienoob's Shield.
The Noobs shoot down the pigs. A little excessive with the ammo, but hey, they're dead now.
[GODMODDER] The Godmodder: 100/100 HP.
[PG] Agetnoob 14,000/20,000 HP.
[PG] Snipnoob 14,000/15,000 HP.
[PG] Shienoob 40,000/40,000 HP. Shield HP 4,000/10,000 HP.
[PG] Engienoob 19,000/20,000 HP. Build Turret 1/2
[PG] Noob Turret 14,000/15,000 HP.
[N] Farm. 36% Completion.
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Redstonetam15
Eater of Worlds
Well I do live in PST so it was only 9 PM for me.
/GMusedanullOMG
JOEbob
Terrarian
3/50 Nevermind, looks like making the Neutral farm live long enough to finish will require charges.
5/10 Picket fence production crew.
+2 Emerald.
luckily, Justin only used 3 pigs for that thing, and still has another seven, so he repeats his brilliant idea. Flavius suggests that use a horse or mule instead. Justin is very impressed, and decides that yes, he will use a horse or mule instead.
...Justin doesn't own a horse or mule... aside from one he's loaning but he can't risk that one dieing, so he has to sell 2 pigs to get it, but its still worth it. mules are cheaper, so he buys a mule.
5/10 Picket fence production crew.
+2 Emerald.
luckily, Justin only used 3 pigs for that thing, and still has another seven, so he repeats his brilliant idea. Flavius suggests that use a horse or mule instead. Justin is very impressed, and decides that yes, he will use a horse or mule instead.
...Justin doesn't own a horse or mule... aside from one he's loaning but he can't risk that one dieing, so he has to sell 2 pigs to get it, but its still worth it. mules are cheaper, so he buys a mule.
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ThatOtherGuy
Steampunker
14+2/50
8/10
+2 Plaguu
The person Justin hired to help out on the farm was a competent old hillbilly who will defend the farm from attackers. Said hillbilly is of course me. What's that, Jobboe? I'm *not* the person you hired and that's *not* what I was hired to do? Well, unless you'd like to be kissing the floor like the former farmhand I just killed, I'd suggest you just roll with it.
I accept the money from Jobboe, use it to buy some more amunition, generic hillbilly clothes and a stool I can sit on while defending the farm.
I proceed to shoot any enemies who look like they're going to walk on our lawn (or really harm the farm in any way).
8/10
+2 Plaguu
The person Justin hired to help out on the farm was a competent old hillbilly who will defend the farm from attackers. Said hillbilly is of course me. What's that, Jobboe? I'm *not* the person you hired and that's *not* what I was hired to do? Well, unless you'd like to be kissing the floor like the former farmhand I just killed, I'd suggest you just roll with it.
I accept the money from Jobboe, use it to buy some more amunition, generic hillbilly clothes and a stool I can sit on while defending the farm.
I proceed to shoot any enemies who look like they're going to walk on our lawn (or really harm the farm in any way).
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