Redstonetam15
Eater of Worlds
42/50 Heirless Anastasia's cold takes his life.
transport rift 6/6 +1 TOG +tog
new: Fabber AB+ 1/20
+2 TOG +1 to be decided
JORDAN has 12 HP remaining, as per the health system of Steffan: he can only gain or lose 10 HP per round.
The repair drones all repair JORDAN as best they can. The Ruler promotes a conscript to defense organizer, so he can amplify defence effectiveness.
the worker drones, slaves, engineer apprentices, builder apprentices, and most of the conscripts all work on the reactor.
The APEX, with the aid of Justinian plotting the course, flys off to Azuria. this brings along everyone working on the reactor, as it is inside the APEX. this also brings along the repair drones, which always stay near the APEX. the Diplomat apprentice sticks around to try to gather forces. first, they try to make a deal with squadron leader gamma.
When everyone arrives in Azuria, some conscripts get off and attack the yeeter. all the gather drones finish extracting the Boomite, and give it to the APEX for a temporary boost in available energy. this both helps deal with the exertion of the journey, and the excess goes to energy nodes.
...what about the farm? that's what transport rift is for. it brings the farm along. by moving the entire ground its on through a rift, made for transporting the farm, hence a transport rift.
why Azuria? I don't feel like dealing with the Battlefield of Things That Redstone Lied About for a while.
my action goes to helping things get to Azuria.
Oh, and if I can, I also bring along the single unit of creeper for safekeeping.
redstone said 18 charges would be enough to kill the carrier and yet its not dead.
proof he said the thing
Evidently, when you are given information, in any form, in game or out of game, it is invalid. the carriers health bar? says it should be dead, no passives noted for ressurection. invalid: it lives. questions to the GM? said it would die. nope, invalid, it lives. Prediction of what will happen when it dies, which describes the current event almost completely accurately, directly denied by GM? turns out the prediction was right, it lives.JOE-Last Monday at 5:47 PM
...so 18 charges would be enough to kill the Noobcarrier in its current state.
Redstone (sparkysfaint)-Last Monday at 5:49 PM
yes
The Godmodder will heal it though
JOE-Last Monday at 5:50 PM
what, so if the noobcarrier dies, he'll bring it back to life?
if so, i feel like that should be mentioned somewhere on its health bar.
Redstone (sparkysfaint)-Last Monday at 5:51 PM
no
He'll actively heal it
JOE-Last Monday at 5:52 PM
but it could be killed right now if someone spent 18 charges
right
Redstone (sparkysfaint)-Last Monday at 5:52 PM
if someone decided to yes
JOE-Last Monday at 5:52 PM
and bosses drop spoils, right.
Redstone (sparkysfaint)-Last Monday at 5:52 PM
yes
Literally every piece of available information so far? Too bad, it lives.
This is not a very good way to make an enjoyable game experience.
Setbacks should not be black swans. OOC information should either be true, or not exist at all. if your entity is going to come back to life on death, hint at it somewhere, or at least don't directly say "it will not be brought back to life". maybe make a special with a cryptic name. or put a grey "lives: 2" somewhere, or a line of dialogue, or ... Something! a name like "Sealed [X]", or naming the health bar "armor field" or something! but no! all you gave is a reasonably large health bar and a name, "Noobcarrier". if you have a plausible way for the specials to suggest this, please explain. the 'mook deployment' ones suggest it might spawn some mooks when it dies, but not just refuse to be dead in the first place!
when someone inquires about whether the boss will come back to life, if they will, you don't just deny it! you say "wait and see", or "I can neither confirm nor deny"! you leave the possibility open! a black swan is when the event is unpredictable, unforseeable, usually unmitigated, and has a negative effect. it is usually not good design in any game with a level of strategy. if people are supposed to be able to plan- if you have mechanics with any level of predictability- you don't put in black swans unless the swan gives them time to react. losing 17 charges because it comes back to life for no gain to myself is not something I can react to, because there where no hints and and no options to react. it's just "nope u fail TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
Entities ordered.
You help things move. Well, you try to, you can't do that with just 6 charge. However, you can do something else with it, as it is now refunded.
That was a mistake on my part. I should have told you about it before the update instead of digging myself in to a hole.
6/25 Void's Vengeance
3/10 Noob Cloner
I grab all the thrusters and and throw them at the AGs, where they explode in a fiery explosion!
+2 to DCCCV
You throw it at Senator Shrek, dealing 3,000 damage.
1+2/50
49+1/50 DONE
+1 JOE +1 DCCCV
Using the fifty post charge and the Pointed Stick, I open a portal to a higher dimension for a singular instant. In that instant, cold flames of pure destruction burst forth, absolutely annihilating the Noobcarrier so utterly, that the damage is retroactive. The Noobcarrier doesnt die. It was already dead. All that remains of it is the massive crater in the battlefield and the Spoil of War that was/is now in my hand.
You kill the Noobcarrier in a single hit. Uh. Uhm. Hmm.
You gain the Noobcarrier Remote! Every 7 turns, you may use this item to summon a Noob Squadron Leader of choice!
CHARGES
30/50
16/25
ACTIONS
“Oh god uhh Tim happened err ok… HEY ELDER WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Uhggg I’ll have to fix many things.” Ok using my amazing mimicry talent because I’m a kenku I mimic the sound of a volcano exploding to SCARE THE EVER LOVING FLIP out of the PGs
HELPING
+DCCV +Elder
You spook the Noob Squadron Leader Gamma for 15,000 damage.
The Dude sprinkles some salt on the ground, which makes crystals, which equals Dirt Centielementals.
16/35 (+2 from FlamingFlapjacks, +1 from TOG)
09/23 (+1 from Person999)
+1 FlamingFlapjacks, +1 TOG
You summon 5 extra Dirt Centielementals.
Narrator has been out of order for (1) update. Looking for replacement narrator.
...
Replacement narrator chosen.
Am I in? good. Rhiannon ceases to exist from battlefield to be replaced by a different character because, this isn't her story anymor.e this is the story of my anime girl OC named Ruriko. She appears to be around 16 years old, has pink hair that reaches down to her back, heterachromia eyes, with the left one cyan and the right one is yellow, and wears an anime school uniform, white with pink trim. She is meta aware, can kill anything, and cannot die as well. So she appears on the battlefield, and shoots the panzer noobs with a massive nuke.
"You can't control me."
Wtf I didn't intend to type that
"Agh, and I hate these lame weapons. You do realize a nuke is incredibly uncreative and won't work very well?"
Now I regret making my characters meta aware but anyways, I can still kill you off and replace you.
"No you can't."
Fine, Ruriko instantly dies and cannot come back HAHAHAAH
"..."
... wth
"Go on, look at the above paragraph. See where you screwed up."
While her narrator's distracted, Ruriko fires glitch lasers out of her palms at both the Resistance Members and the Panzernoobs, then jumps over to the Neutral side. She also makes it so her inability to die cannot be undone or bypassed by any means, even narrator shenanigans.
"Dang, writing in third person feels... weird."
Ok fine Ruriko instantly loses her not dying powers and then dies
"..."
ASDK AKSJKASJD :KLASDJ:AKLSJDKLASJ KASNDJC:KASLACLSD
"Hehehe."
While her narrator is again distracted, Ruriko walks over to the Dude and waves.
"Hi, uh... I'm Ruriko. Who might you be?"
Disclaimer from W32Coravint: This is entirely part of my RP. The narrator does not represent my actual skill levels or competence at RPing.
You deal 20,000 damage to a Panzernoob and kill a Resistance Member.
This will be fun battle once you get to me.
Hey you're irrelevant right now! Can't you wait until the EOTB?!
M̎́a̍̐ͫ̇͆r̵̽̾̋͂ͣ̑̊̔̅͠͞yͧͯ̇ͮ̎͛̒҉҉ ̢̨̌̋ͫͨ́S̢̐ͨ́͂̇ͦ͗̚u̡ͥ̉̃̿͛̇͋eͩ͒̀ş̧̅͑̑̒ͫ͂̓́ ̍̀̓͢͡͠d̵ͧ̂̑͛͆̊̚ō̷̴ͥ̑ͬͩ̾̿̚ ̉ͥ̉ͤͮ́͜͞nͦ̏͊ͣ̾̚̕͜͡oͥ̊t̏̒ ̛̌͋̕d̋ͫ̉̂̀̍̎e̶̶̎s̏͊̉ȅ͛̎̎̈ͥ̽͛͜҉͏r͆̔́͊͗ͩ̎v̛̓̿͗̓̉̊ͫ̌eͬͮͧ͗͊ ̴͛ͫ̈̐lͭͨͩ͐̇͗̌̉́i͗ͤ͂͠f̶̓͊͘e̶̷ͯ́̍̽͢.̓͌ͩ̉ͫ̉
The Virusmodder summons an Anti-Mary Sue Cannon!
Wait I can't kill you.
B̛̥̩͉͕u̢͇t̨̬̩̞ ҉͙͓͕ͅỵ̤͇͕̲̜̳͝o͏̺̗̯̼u̶̜̭͉̟̞̬ ̀s͟t͔̙͎̜̹̳͜i̬l̝͖͍͖͕̖ĺ̙̥̙̳̱͍̪ ͖d̙̪̺͖ẹ̜̝̭̱͙̱̀s̘͔̳̫̩̙e̫͇͘rv̨͙̩̦e̡̗͇͓͎̮̭ ̝͔t̠̝̳͇̟͚̠̕o͠ ̳͖d̛̯̖̯̲̲̜i͍͈ͅẹ̪͕̲͉̙͓.̯̖̻̻̞͓͇͡
The Dude turns around, and smiles. "Well, I used to think I was someone special, but, as you can see, that's sort of changed, with what's been going on. Nice to meet you, by the way."
He then punches the Virusmodder's face in it's face, in an attempt to beat the virus out of the Virusmodder, turning the Virusmodder into a modder, who would be quickly assimilated into the rest of the many modders in this now horribly warped Terraria Server.
17/35
10/23
+1 FlamingFlapjacks, +1 DarkUprising
The Virusmodder dodges your fist, grabs your fist, and impales you with your fist.
43/50 Heirless Anastasia's cold takes his life.
Fabber AB+ 3/20 +1 elder cathar
+'s to whoever +'s me.
I continue piloting the APEX's course through the passage traversed by more-then-one gather drone into Azuria. hopefully there entitys won't come back to life after there is a confirmation that they won't come back to life followed by their deatg, instead of coming back to life anyway.
You help the APEX further.
9/25 Void's Vengeance (+2 from DCCCV)
4/10 C-Corp G-modding Helmet (Changed because the noobs are going down)
I teleport the Tangerine Hulk to the Dimension of Very Adorable Things. He will remain there for the rest of this turn and the next.
+2 to DCCCV
The Tangerine Hulk is overwhelmed by cuteness and loses 7% Rage.
4/50
1/50
+1 JOE, +1 DCCCV
I check to see whether or not RoboHalley is at all useful.
RoboHalley is shown to be a helpful murderer if you put enough charge into her.
The Commander watches with interest as the Noobcarrier burns into ashes. That looked rather fun to be in... Then he notices the squadron of Noobs that already exited the Carrier. They almost reminded him of a squad of XCOM units. That sickened him. He walked up to Noon Leader Beta and began his recruitment speech, but he spiked it with things like "You know, I don't think your team trusts you with that grenade to be honest..." and "You don't seem to be the one to get much credit - it all goes to the ones with faster abilities." While he undermines Beta's confidence in himself, he pickpockets a few of the soldier's Nuke Grenades, replacing them with live Alien Grenades. He then finishes up his emotional roundhouse with "Actually... I thought about it, and you're not exactly XCOM material either." The word 'either' had emphasis on it, implying that the noob wasn't fit for his cruuent job. The Commander walks away from the depressed noob, leaving him to go off somewhere and explode into a bunch of depressed pixels. I mentioned the live Alien Grenades on his belt, right?
Excuse me, I am a perfectly compotent ROBLOX player, I just rename-
OH GORILLA-
You deal 35,000 damage to the Noob Squadron Leader Beta.
The Virusmodder raises his hand, and a violet energy comes out of it and implants itself into the ground.
Dragon, rise. You shall be my greatest weapon!
A large dragon rises out of the ground, at least a hundred times larger than all of you, with great white scales, furious red eyes, and... purple... cysts. The Godmodder now looks normal.
When did Terra get here? I thought we had a deal- oh god what happened to you.
Let me punch you for good measure!
The Godmodder flies up into the sky and crashes down into Terra, only dinking her for 60,000 damage.
Uh, well...
Survive until she gets bored!
OBJECTIVE: Deal 1,000,000 damage or survive for 3 turns!
All non DCCCV PG entities turn to Terra and attack for a combined 100,000 damage! The Azote Elemental spontaneously regenerates 5,000 HP due to just being there and the Dirt Centielementals become more existent.
A bunch of people build up the Reactor by 12%. 3 Conscripts move to Azuria, as well as the APEX. The Conscripts go to Azuria and hit a yeet so hard that it kills Steve. The Gatherer Drones finish mining the Boomite, and having nothing better to do, everyone moves back to the main Battlefield. The Repair Drones repair JORDAN up by 5 HP. The Ruler promotes a Conscript to a Defense Captain, which can organize entities defensively. The APEX farts out another drone. The Diplomat attempts to use Diplomancy on the Gamma NSL but rolls an 8.
Now you do have a good force and my force was destroyed but we're insured by the Godmodder here.
Terra squishes all the Panzernoobs. The Tangerine Hulk attacks Senator Shrek for 3,000 damage.
Stay strong, men! Hold your ground and this fight will be over-
RETREAT! RETREEATT!
The Resistance, sans DarkUprising, runs away.
...
Well it's just me, at least for now.
DarkUprising stabs Terra for 25,000 damage.
[GODMODDER] The Godmodder: 90/100 HP.
[PG] Noob Squadron Leader Alpha 95,000/95,000 HP. 2/3 Hailstorm.
[PG] Noob Squadron Leader Beta 55,000/80,000 HP. 2/5 Nuke Grenade.
[PG] Noob Squadron Leader Gamma 100,000/100,000 HP. 2/3 Barrier.
[PG-DCCCV] Azote Elemental 30,000/70,000 HP. 60(-5%)% Dodge Chance. Gains +5,000 damage per consecutive attack on the same entity. Resets upon switching to a new target.
[PG-DCCCV] Swarm of Dirt Centielementals 1,000/1,000 HP. only 20 can be killed at a time. 5 spawn a turn, capping at 200. x97.
[N-JOE] Farm 100,000/100,000 HP. 10/10 Food. Crop Growth 2/2. Conscripts 7,000/7,000 HP. x17. Turret 30,000/30,000 HP. x3. Instantly attack entities that attack the Farm. JORDAN 17/22 HP. 8 RP. Can summon a living type of drone if idling.
Worker Drones 400/400 HP 0 ATK x7. Basic worker drone does various jobs (Mostly building) (500 action power Each)
Gatherer Drones 400/400 HP. 0 ATK. Gathers resources for the cult Eg. food water wood stone metal and money. x2.
Repair Drone 100/100 HP. Heals for 2,500 per action. Can only heal machines. x6.
Gatherer Drones 400/400 HP. 0 ATK. Gathers resources for the cult Eg. food water wood stone metal and money. x2.
Repair Drone 100/100 HP. Heals for 2,500 per action. Can only heal machines. x6.
[N-JOE] Apex 150,000/150,000 HP. Small attack. Summons Repair Drones. 10% Dodge Chance. Can protect 1 entity. Energy Node Factory 135,000/135,000 HP. Creates Energy Nodes. Fusion Reactor. 40% Progress.
[N-JOE] Energy Node Field. 2,000/2,000 HP. 1,000/1,000 HP Shield. Cannot protect entities with >=100,000 HP. x3.
[N-JOE] Slaves 1,000/1,000 HP. 0.5% Progress on the Fusion Reactor per slave. x10.
[N-JOE] Engineer Apprentice 5,000/5,000 HP. 1.5x assistance efficiency. x2.
[N-JOE] Builder Apprentice 5,000/5,000 HP. 1.5x building speed. x2.
[N-JOE] Guard Squad Officer 2,000/2,000 HP.
[N-JOE] Defense Captain 2,000/2,000 HP.
[N-JOE] Diplomat Apprentice 2,500/2,500 HP. Can recruit entities.
[N-TOG] Temple of REE. Channels actions for me to do something.
[H SUPERBOSS] Terra, the Ulitmate Dragon: 4,999,815,000/5,000,000,000 HP. Takes 75% Damage from Charged Attacks.
[H-TOG] Tangerine Hulk. 88% Rage. 2x Attack. Rage goes down with cute things. Rage affects damage.
[AG] DarkUprising 75,000/75,000 HP. 5/15 Assist Points.
[AG-TMB50] Senator Shrek 36,000/60,000 HP. Takes a max of 3,000 damage per attack. Deals 1.6x damage. I could break Prince Charming in half with my bare hands! 5/6. You don't gorilla with this ogre! 1/3.
[AG-TMB50] Creeper Emitter. Destroyed if no Creepers live on the battlefield for 3 turns in a row. Spore Tower: (3/6). Runner Nest (3/4). Upgrade! (3/12). Digitalis Network (3/5). 15 Creepers every 2 turns.
[AG-TMB50] Creeper. 1,000/1,000 HP. In a Defensive Position, reducing damage taken by 50%. x16.
JOEBob: Has 35 Gold. Has some wood. Has compost. Has some fuel. Has 6 chunks of Boomite.
ThatOtherGuy: Scratched Record: 7 uses. Can be used once a round. Grants target an extra action.
Pointed Stick: 10 uses. Literally a pointed stick. Increases damage. Attacks using it cannot be blocked.
Has RoboHalley the Friendly Robot Doggo. Also has Realicraft's body.
Person999: Can control his own H Entities 100% of the time.
ThatOtherGuy: Scratched Record: 7 uses. Can be used once a round. Grants target an extra action.
Pointed Stick: 10 uses. Literally a pointed stick. Increases damage. Attacks using it cannot be blocked.
Has RoboHalley the Friendly Robot Doggo. Also has Realicraft's body.
Person999: Can control his own H Entities 100% of the time.
Noobcarrier Remote. 0/7. Summons a friendly Noob Squadron Leader. Owned by TOG.
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