Destroy the Godmodder V

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I approach the newly-arrived K-Goons and offer to teach them the ways of the Ronga Sajok. This sophisticated art trains students devastating styles such as the "Face to Foot Style" and "My Nuts to Your Fist Style."

After many grueling days of training, it is now time for the students to challenge their master. I start with a high kick, but alas, I fall victim to the "Face to Foot Style" as their face catches my foot. I then attempt to swing a fist down low, but I am foiled by "My Nuts to Your Fist Style." The grueling battle continues as I see myself being overwhelmed by my students. Oh how I've trained them well...

The battle comes to a close. Not a bruise nor scratch lay on my body as I accept defeat. My students are bleeding, making them the victor.

I have purposefully taught them Ronga Sajok.

Why do you insist on coming after me for this charge? 7/10 (+1 from Murphmario)

I give Murphmario my heart, which houses a +1.
 
Aaaand action!
Now, the grim clouds are coming closer and closer to position of Adapto Corps and K-Grunts alike. They rain acids, weak enough to not outright kill them, but strong enough to melt any defence still on them. "Having fun yet?" They ask with a bit of sarcasm.
3/10: Limbo of the Dead
3/20: Living Hell
3/30: Chronicles of Pain

That was fast! 600 damage!

K-Tank 3/5
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Action: More K-Grunts arrive, including a medic.
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Entity Orders: Finish them!

2 K-Grunts added! One K-Medic added!

Yeah I'm just going to let the corps die.
6/50 The Prime Initiative
6/10 Together We Stand
5/5 Gunmen (FINISHED!)
3/5 Mook Generator (+1 from Krill)
A bunch of assorted guys with guns appear, ready for battle:
Gunmen: whatever health tar says
Shield: Blocks attacks on Gunmen, has a bit of regen, will revive every time it dies after three turns.
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[x1]
The man walks over to V, and throws a pie into her face. However, this is no ordinary pie. It is the pie of cardboard boxes. While V is trying figure out the sentence "It is the pie of cardboard boxes.", the man whaps her in the face with a shovel.
[x1]
The man then runs off, and proceeds to jump onto one of the K-grunt's head, then jumps to the next Grunt's head, and so on, until he leaps off the last one, doing a spin in midair, then lands. He then reveals he was wearing spiked boots as he was doing that. Ouch.
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The one post entity that is adapto-corps probably just dies because I was stupid and tried to summon something with one post aaaaaaaaaaaa.
The Gunmen, if they can act this turn, lock onto the grunts, and open fire.
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+2 to krill since I did both my actions in one post.

Gunmen added. Unfortunately, there has been a shield shortage, so I gave them some armor instead
V is no stranger to symbols. As such, she recovers quickly enough to grab and steal your shovel.
250 damage! One K-Grunt destroyed!
"I dunno. I'm just curious. Also I just wanna call you something insulting.

...

Welp nice talking withcha Vore–OOF”

You seem to have been interrupted by a shovel flying into your face...

Suddenly, I fall out of the sky and attempt to dropkick V before landing.

1/20: Super Shield
1/10: Super Ultra Uppercut to Slam Dunk Combo
1/35: Clothier Voodoo Doll

+1 to Krill13

Your position in the air makes this rather difficult...

K-Tank 4/5
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I set up a V-Duplicate, which appears identical to V.
It can absorb 3 attacks directed at V, and until that time, attacks directed at V have a 50% chance to hit the duplicate and not require any response from V.

V-Duplicate added!

I approach the newly-arrived K-Goons and offer to teach them the ways of the Ronga Sajok. This sophisticated art trains students devastating styles such as the "Face to Foot Style" and "My Nuts to Your Fist Style."

After many grueling days of training, it is now time for the students to challenge their master. I start with a high kick, but alas, I fall victim to the "Face to Foot Style" as their face catches my foot. I then attempt to swing a fist down low, but I am foiled by "My Nuts to Your Fist Style." The grueling battle continues as I see myself being overwhelmed by my students. Oh how I've trained them well...

The battle comes to a close. Not a bruise nor scratch lay on my body as I accept defeat. My students are bleeding, making them the victor.

I have purposefully taught them Ronga Sajok.

Why do you insist on coming after me for this charge? 7/10 (+1 from Murphmario)

I give Murphmario my heart, which houses a +1.

This made me laugh.
750 damage to the final K-Grunt! But...

2 K-Grunts appear!
One K-Medic appears! You may want to guard it...
The gunmen appear!
Final K-Grunt attacks the Adapto Corps! Adapto Corps destroyed!

K-Grunt [PV] HP 250/1000 (x3)
K-Medic [PV] HP 500/500 (Healer)
Gunmen [AV] HP 22000/22000 (Light Armor)
V [V] HP 100/100
V-Duplicate [V] 50% chance to block an attack directed at V. Can sustain 3 attacks.
 
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Well, guess I have to ramp up my difficulty then, else I won't be able to overtake any of these factions alone.

Action 1 - Against V herself.

The figure conjures the swarm of dryflies. But the dryflies aren't just dead flies, they're zombie flies. They swarm around the V, they suck some blood out of... her.

But that's not over yet. The flies begin to merge together, into strongly-decayed fish. It bites off the head of her in disgusting manner. But in reality, it's a fluke scaring her enough to not expect the figure to beat her down with a powerful wand into a vacuum of pain. It vibrates more and more, making her feel a lot of pain. And in the end, her head bursts in the pain, as if concussion that was given from the staff.

Action 2 - Against Gunmen:

The figure looks very annoyed at the gunmen. How dare they get a shielding? The figure quickly decided to solve it with the Hydrogen-Oxygen Sulphurine (VI). Throwing it in a simple arc, it falls on entire army. The shield quickly melts down, and they are left naked and defenceless, possibly cowardly too because of lack of the armour.

Charges:

5/10 Limbo of The Dead
5/20 Living Hell
5/30 Chronicles of the Pain
 
K-Tank 5/5
It's a TANK!
The K-Tank fires every other round, but deals additional damage for it. For starters, let's have it and the other K-forces target the Gunmen
Also, it will intercept attacks directed at the Medic.
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Speaking of the gunmen, the thing about armor?
It weighs you down.
The gunmen are suddenly crushed by the weight of their armor as I turn up the gravity around them.
 
8/50 The Prime Initiative
9/10 Together We Stand (+1 from krill)
1/5 yeehaw
5/5 Mook Generator (+1 from Krill)
A mook generator appears!
The Gunmen defend it, bodyguarding it!
The Gunmen open fire on the Medic and mooks!
The Mook Generator will spawn mooks every turn!
It spits out two mooks!
The Man looks at edgeplayer. HEY! If you stop attacking me, I'll give you +1s! At the very least, ATTACK THE GODDAMN PGs!

[x1]
The man tosses the K-grunts into a wall, which they glitch into.
[x1] The man tosses the V duplicate into V, where it turns into a pumpkin pie!
 
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Ahem

"Hi Vore from the Voritily Voracious Vorehouse no I don't care about the truck you're throwing at me right now or that orbital strike coming down at me I'm gonna keep calling you Vore until you somehow end up in kindergarten and all your kindergarten classmates will start calling you Vore and you will experience the pain of kindergarten mockery which I didn't really experience myself and I just wanted you to experience that experience so yeah nice ranting to ya Vore."

...yeah I wasted an entire action on that. This is going to lead up to an attack I swear probably.
 
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I snap my fingers. Suddenly, a television falls on V's head, with a larger television falling in the same spot afterwards. As in, on V's head.
3/20: Super Shield (+1 from Krill13)
2/10: Super Ultra Uppercut to Slam Dunk Combo
2/35: Clothier Voodoo Doll
 
I attack the V-Duplicate. No I'm not gonna tell you how I'm gonna do that.

Haha now these fools won't know how I planted and triggered C4 explosives below the V-Duplicate and followed it up with a roped harpoon throw bringing it down to a spot on the ground where I've planted Skystabber Plants whose name is also what they do as they stab what's above them and what's currently above them is a V-Duplicate that's falling down towards them meaning the V-Duplicate is stabbed by the Skystabber Plants.

Don't talk to me or my charge ever again: 8/10

+1 to +1ing FlamingFlapjack
 
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I attack the K-Healer with the entirety of the Wikipedia page on Pencils.
 
I activate a Rallying Cry, increasing the effectiveness of my troops for this turn only.
 
Well, guess I have to ramp up my difficulty then, else I won't be able to overtake any of these factions alone.

Action 1 - Against V herself.

The figure conjures the swarm of dryflies. But the dryflies aren't just dead flies, they're zombie flies. They swarm around the V, they suck some blood out of... her.

But that's not over yet. The flies begin to merge together, into strongly-decayed fish. It bites off the head of her in disgusting manner. But in reality, it's a fluke scaring her enough to not expect the figure to beat her down with a powerful wand into a vacuum of pain. It vibrates more and more, making her feel a lot of pain. And in the end, her head bursts in the pain, as if concussion that was given from the staff.

Action 2 - Against Gunmen:

The figure looks very annoyed at the gunmen. How dare they get a shielding? The figure quickly decided to solve it with the Hydrogen-Oxygen Sulphurine (VI). Throwing it in a simple arc, it falls on entire army. The shield quickly melts down, and they are left naked and defenceless, possibly cowardly too because of lack of the armour.

Charges:

5/10 Limbo of The Dead
5/20 Living Hell
5/30 Chronicles of the Pain

Blocked by the V-Duplicate!
Light Armor removed.

K-Tank 5/5
It's a TANK!
The K-Tank fires every other round, but deals additional damage for it. For starters, let's have it and the other K-forces target the Gunmen
Also, it will intercept attacks directed at the Medic.
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Speaking of the gunmen, the thing about armor?
It weighs you down.
The gunmen are suddenly crushed by the weight of their armor as I turn up the gravity around them.

K-Tank added!
The armor is gone, but you deal 500 damage anyways.

8/50 The Prime Initiative
9/10 Together We Stand (+1 from krill)
1/5 yeehaw
5/5 Mook Generator (+1 from Krill)
A mook generator appears!
The Gunmen defend it, bodyguarding it!
The Gunmen open fire on the Medic and mooks!
The Mook Generator will spawn mooks every turn!
It spits out two mooks!
The Man looks at edgeplayer. HEY! If you stop attacking me, I'll give you +1s! At the very least, ATTACK THE GODDAMN PGs!

[x1]
The man tosses the K-grunts into a wall, which they glitch into.
[x1] The man tosses the V duplicate into V, where it turns into a pumpkin pie!

They do not glitch into a wall, but you do deal 500 damage and kill a K-Grunt.
Blocked by the V-Duplicate!
Mook Generator appears!

Ahem

"Hi Vore from the Voritily Voracious Vorehouse no I don't care about the truck you're throwing at me right now or that orbital strike coming down at me I'm gonna keep calling you Vore until you somehow end up in kindergarten and all your kindergarten classmates will start calling you Vore and you will experience the pain of kindergarten mockery which I didn't really experience myself and I just wanted you to experience that experience so yeah nice ranting to ya Vore."

...yeah I wasted an entire action on that. This is going to lead up to an attack I swear probably.

There is a bright flash!
You are now in a room with many animated spike balls. Have fun.

I snap my fingers. Suddenly, a television falls on V's head, with a larger television falling in the same spot afterwards. As in, on V's head.
3/20: Super Shield (+1 from Krill13)
2/10: Super Ultra Uppercut to Slam Dunk Combo
2/35: Clothier Voodoo Doll

V catches the first television and uses it to block the second one, but the weight of it knocks her down.
However, a purple field briefly flashes over her when she hits the ground, and she didn't appear to take any damage from the fall.

I attack the V-Duplicate. No I'm not gonna tell you how I'm gonna do that.

Haha now these fools won't know how I planted and triggered C4 explosives below the V-Duplicate and followed it up with a roped harpoon throw bringing it down to a spot on the ground where I've planted Skystabber Plants whose name is also what they do as they stab what's above them and what's currently above them is a V-Duplicate that's falling down towards them meaning the V-Duplicate is stabbed by the Skystabber Plants.

Don't talk to me or my charge ever again: 8/10

+1 to +1ing FlamingFlapjack

Oh. Haha. The V-Duplicate has no health, so attacks on it won't work. You need to attack V.

I attack the K-Healer with the entirety of the Wikipedia page on Pencils.

It's not really that long or that confusing.

I activate a Rallying Cry, increasing the effectiveness of my troops for this turn only.

K-unit attack increased!
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The K-Grunts attack the Gunmen for 1500 damage!
The K-Tank appears and begins charging...
The Gunmen open fire on the K-Grunts for 750 damage, killing one!
The Mook generator appears!

K-Grunt [PV] HP 1000/1000
K-Medic [PV] HP 500/500 (Healer)
K-Tank [PV] HP 23000/23000 (Charge[2], Bodyguard[K-Medic])
Gunmen [AV] HP 20000/22000
Mook Generator [AV] HP 25000/25000 (Summon[Mooks])
V [V] HP 100/100
V-Duplicate [V] 50% chance to block any attack targeted at V. Can block 1 more attack.

Attacks might be nice and all for V, but on entities, they won't have that much of an effect (especially on charged ones) unless you charge them.
But don't forget that you can't hurt V with a charge attack!
 
It's noon and no posts. Unless everyone decides to post during the evening or something, I don't think we're going to have enough posts.
Next morning's update will be skipped if post rate continues to be insufficient.
Destroy the Godmodder V will return in the morning of November 22 if this happens.
 
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+1 Krill +1 to Murphmario
10/50 The Prime Initiative
10/10 Together We Stand Using!
2/10 Fun and Games
4/5 yeehaw +1 from Krill!
A giant mecha falls from the sky, two giant speakers popping from its sides, which begin blaring rock music very loudly.
There's a click as two extra arms pop out from the side from the side of the mecha, except these are machine gun arms. Loaded with nukes. Which are quite weak in DTG, considering how in one game they share a level with a scythe made of candy corn, but still. The mecha somehow speaks:
"YEEHAW, LIBERTY TIME MOTHERgorillaERS"
Uh. Whatever. I guess it works.
Metal Gear LITE: whatever HP you want ABILITIES: Meltdown: III LIBERTY SUCKERS: IIIII
Meltdown: Does some damage to all of the PGs, then turns the terrain to Wasteland for three turns, which does damage to all PGs and Ns for the turns its in place.
LIBERTY SUCKERS: Creates a layer of armor, gives two AG entities a shield, and summons two Metal Gear JUNIORs,
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ACTION ONE:
The Man begins moving about at a seemingly random place, from side to side, jumping up in down. Suddenly, the K-Tank's Turret turns into a array of mechanical coconuts.
"DTG has so many exploitable glitches its not even- actually its pretty funny. Object swapping exploit's the best, in my opinion."
ACTION TWO:
The man steals the concept of the V duplicate not having a health bar and slaps it onto the K grunts, killing one. Because the V Duplicate no longer cannot have a health bar, it gets a health bar.
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The Gunmen will target the K-Tank, and the Metal Gear LITE will do the same. The Metal Gear LITE will also bodyguard the Gunmen.
 
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Ah, you think these animated spiked balls will stop me? Too bad! I'm great at handling balls!

I relieve each spiked ball of their spikes. Guess you could say that I shaved them. Guess you could say that I'm great at ...

...running back towards the battlefield with a bunch of spikes in my hand while leading a herd of giant balls. I throw said spikes at Vore while also leading the balls towards her.

Ohei the charge is here 10/10 (+1 because someone +1'd me and that someone is you know who)

I summon a summon whose thing is to summon summons while also summoning summons at enemies.

By the first summon I mean summon.
By the second summon I mean Mafia Boss.
By the third summon I mean call in.
By the first summons I mean Mafia Goons.
By summoning I mean shooting.
By the second summons I mean bullets.

I force feed a +1 to FlamingFlapjacks.
 
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"Yeah, you first say I'm an edgelord, then nag to attack PVs alone... yeah, that's a major mistake. This is only a mask behind. Why you, AVs and PVs must fight a funny fight, anyway? This seems like a COMEDY than the real strike, mr. Bad Jester." The hooded figure scolds the Man. "You can't change the personality, you two are both faulty in the situation. VIVE LA REVOLUTION! But I'll stay neutral.... for now." And now I'll narrate it myself!
Action [1] - Beginnings of Revolutionaries [Premise: Divide and Conquer Description: An one-manned N subfaction... for now.]
Suddenly, three brittle skeletons rose from the ground, made from necromantic powers I've had. They will work for a meat shields, and some basic strikes... IF V doesn't brainwash em', nor will Flapjacks strike them down with the weapons of premise. Since they're weak, I need to shield them somehow. Ah, I even know how!

Action [2] - Trenching the Bonefriends.
And now I'm going to fix the problem of the troubles. I dig deep enough trench to hide my boneymen inside, but shallow enough for them to strike if danger comes, somehow.
Entity actions:
Skeletons have a nice meal of dead K-Grunt's calcium, that I gave to them.

Charges:

7/10 Limbo of The Dead
7/20 Living Hell
7/30 Chronicles of the Pain
 
K-Gunship 1/10
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Entity Orders: Attack the Mook Generator!
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Action: More K-grunts arrive
 
"Y'know, I don't think I've declared which side I was on."

"Wouldn't it be a surprise if I...ehehehe..."

I pull out an N from nowhere.

"...if I happened to be Neutral myself? Yeah, that would be a surprise now, wouldn't it, Vivian?"

"Yeah, calling you Vore over and over would actually be pretty bland so I'm just gonna start calling you other V's. That alright withcha, Violet?"

"Anyways..."

I chuck the N like it's a sharp Frisbee at Void rather abruptly.

"Just kidding! I'm full-on AV and I'm full-on going against'cha!"

Ohei another char-hey stay away from it! 1/15

Do you know what Murphmario needs? That's right! A brand new house! And also this +1.

If the Mafia Boss can somehow do something this turn, I tell him to shoot at that K-Tank there, eh?
I'll treat him to an expensive dinner later if he can.
 
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K-Gunship 2/10
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Action: I think the K-Medic needs a friend. So I summon one for him. Another K-Medic, that is.
 
+1 Krill +1 to Murphmario
10/50 The Prime Initiative
10/10 Together We Stand Using!
2/10 Fun and Games
4/5 yeehaw +1 from Krill!
A giant mecha falls from the sky, two giant speakers popping from its sides, which begin blaring rock music very loudly.
There's a click as two extra arms pop out from the side from the side of the mecha, except these are machine gun arms. Loaded with nukes. Which are quite weak in DTG, considering how in one game they share a level with a scythe made of candy corn, but still. The mecha somehow speaks:
"YEEHAW, LIBERTY TIME MOTHERgorillaERS"
Uh. Whatever. I guess it works.
Metal Gear LITE: whatever HP you want ABILITIES: Meltdown: III LIBERTY SUCKERS: IIIII
Meltdown: Does some damage to all of the PGs, then turns the terrain to Wasteland for three turns, which does damage to all PGs and Ns for the turns its in place.
LIBERTY SUCKERS: Creates a layer of armor, gives two AG entities a shield, and summons two Metal Gear JUNIORs,
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ACTION ONE:
The Man begins moving about at a seemingly random place, from side to side, jumping up in down. Suddenly, the K-Tank's Turret turns into a array of mechanical coconuts.
"DTG has so many exploitable glitches its not even- actually its pretty funny. Object swapping exploit's the best, in my opinion."
ACTION TWO:
The man steals the concept of the V duplicate not having a health bar and slaps it onto the K grunts, killing one. Because the V Duplicate no longer cannot have a health bar, it gets a health bar.
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The Gunmen will target the K-Tank, and the Metal Gear LITE will do the same. The Metal Gear LITE will also bodyguard the Gunmen.

Metal Gear LITE added! But as always, it will not be able to attack this turn...
Bodyguarding is a trait which the Metal Gear LITE does not have.
The bug works, but V patches it before it actually affects anything.
Your secon--hey, wait, I'm the one who decides how much damage things deal! /hourlongrant

Ah, you think these animated spiked balls will stop me? Too bad! I'm great at handling balls!

I relieve each spiked ball of their spikes. Guess you could say that I shaved them. Guess you could say that I'm great at ...

...running back towards the battlefield with a bunch of spikes in my hand while leading a herd of giant balls. I throw said spikes at Vore while also leading the balls towards her.

Ohei the charge is here 10/10 (+1 because someone +1'd me and that someone is you know who)

I summon a summon whose thing is to summon summons while also summoning summons at enemies.

By the first summon I mean summon.
By the second summon I mean Mafia Boss.
By the third summon I mean call in.
By the first summons I mean Mafia Goons.
By summoning I mean shooting.
By the second summons I mean bullets.

I force feed a +1 to FlamingFlapjacks.

Blocked by the V-Duplicate! V-Duplicate destroyed!
Mafia Boss added!

"Yeah, you first say I'm an edgelord, then nag to attack PVs alone... yeah, that's a major mistake. This is only a mask behind. Why you, AVs and PVs must fight a funny fight, anyway? This seems like a COMEDY than the real strike, mr. Bad Jester." The hooded figure scolds the Man. "You can't change the personality, you two are both faulty in the situation. VIVE LA REVOLUTION! But I'll stay neutral.... for now." And now I'll narrate it myself!
Action [1] - Beginnings of Revolutionaries [Premise: Divide and Conquer Description: An one-manned N subfaction... for now.]
Suddenly, three brittle skeletons rose from the ground, made from necromantic powers I've had. They will work for a meat shields, and some basic strikes... IF V doesn't brainwash em', nor will Flapjacks strike them down with the weapons of premise. Since they're weak, I need to shield them somehow. Ah, I even know how!

Action [2] - Trenching the Bonefriends.
And now I'm going to fix the problem of the troubles. I dig deep enough trench to hide my boneymen inside, but shallow enough for them to strike if danger comes, somehow.
Entity actions:
Skeletons have a nice meal of dead K-Grunt's calcium, that I gave to them.

Charges:

7/10 Limbo of The Dead
7/20 Living Hell
7/30 Chronicles of the Pain

It's not exactly a faction if you're the only one in it...
Skeletons added and trenched!
Wait, how'd you get that?

K-Gunship 1/10
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Entity Orders: Attack the Mook Generator!
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Action: More K-grunts arrive

K-Grunts added.

"Y'know, I don't think I've declared which side I was on."

"Wouldn't it be a surprise if I...ehehehe..."

I pull out an N from nowhere.

"...if I happened to be Neutral myself? Yeah, that would be a surprise now, wouldn't it, Vivian?"

"Yeah, calling you Vore over and over would actually be pretty bland so I'm just gonna start calling you other V's. That alright withcha, Violet?"

"Anyways..."

I chuck the N like it's a sharp Frisbee at Void rather abruptly.

"Just kidding! I'm full-on AV and I'm full-on going against'cha!"

Ohei another char-hey stay away from it! 1/15

Do you know what Murphmario needs? That's right! A brand new house! And also this +1.

If the Mafia Boss can somehow do something this turn, I tell him to shoot at that K-Tank there, eh?
I'll treat him to an expensive dinner later if he can.

The name confusion causes you to miss! And it cannot.

K-Gunship 2/10
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Action: I think the K-Medic needs a friend. So I summon one for him. Another K-Medic, that is.

Medic added!
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Metal Gear LITE appears!
Mook Generator appears!
The K-Grunts attack the Mook Generator for 1500 damage combined!
The Tank finishes its charge and attacks the Mook Generator for 8000 damage!
The Gunmen attack the K-Tank for 750 damage!
V sneezes on the skeletons, and they fall apart!
The Medics heal the K-Tank for 500 damage!

K-Grunt [PV] HP 1000/1000 (x3)
K-Medic [PV] HP 500/500 (x2) (Healer)
K-Tank [PV] HP 23000/23000 (Charge[2], Bodyguard[K-Medic])
Gunmen [AV] HP 20000/22000
Mook Generator [AV] HP 15500/25000 (Summon[Mooks])
Metal Gear LITE [AV] HP 30000/30000 Meltdown: /// LIBERTY SUCKERS: ////
Mafia Boss [AV] HP 25000/25000 (Summon[Mafia Goons])
V [V] HP 100/100
[doublepost=1542888237,1542888120][/doublepost]Due to Thanksgiving existing, I might be skipping certain updates.
Rest assured, Destroy the Godmodder V will continue to run as usual once the holiday ends.
 
K-Gunship 3/10
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More K-Grunts arrive.
 
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