"Mirabel, is it? I know I've been fun for you, to conduct your tests on. To see what I'll do. A dummy, to play with."
He's behind you. You didn't see him move. Teleportation has signs to it, speed will show effects on the surroundings, and if he's talking you'd have seen them by now. What did he do? The pointed pressure gets worse. "...Don't." "Neither of us want that."
I might ask you the same question. In fact, I will. Who are you?
Action: "Mirabel" sighs, glaring at the corrupt device on the ground. She approaches it, stepping slowly, heavily. She haltingly produces a chisel-but then draws it back.
There is more to be found here...
In a dark flickering, the chisel collapses into a bundle of smooth wire. At one end is...what appears to be a sharpened USB. At the other, a smooth box, obsidian-black. She strikes, the coils of cable wrapping as the wire sinks into its quarry. Immediately it begins siphoning data from the Brick Phone, bringing a deluge of data crashing through the link. The process is so fast and breaks so many subroutines that the machine begins to smoke and spark. Not long for this world, now. As it continues downloading she turns to Red Faith:
More investment for your project.
With a crash, a daunting pile of burned, rusted, or broken machine parts lands millimetres away from Red Faith. It is unclear how this is supposed to help. (+1 to @DragonAegis)
The Sampling Machine follows its dreams. Go! Be free, young one!
You take a look at where the Rubble used to be. Some form of metal rests within, perfectly smooth. You try to take it out, but it isn't an individual piece. It seems to be a sort of layer, underneath the coliseum. Strange.
You can infer the Dj feels partially foolish for not getting atleast a debuff on him. But the metal is something she is curious about; what exactly is it, and is there more?
UNLEASH THE ACTION(S)!
She raises her non-shared disc shield, spinning it so it could function as a buzzsaw. It slowly lowers, but every second it built speed, fixing it's pace to be enough to cut a 7 on the mohs hardness scale. It clacks the metal in the hopes that fragments can be chopped up and retrieved for inspection.
TRANSITION TO CHARGES!
While this is happening, she reads over the manual on how to get started on constructing the set. The zeroth step is quite simple, (and yes you heard it right, zeroth) having to locate all the necessary items to first make it. She then realizes she hasn't gotten everything, for just the speakers and turntable were ordered. "Darn it, I forgot my laptop." (6/80)
While this is happening, the cardboard decomposes because nobody has paid any mind (not that I could blame you for that). But C.D does take notice of the littered material as it’s on it’s last stage of rotting. A waste, so she better replace it; but since her only weapon and method of charging it going turbo, she has to be cautious and touch it with a singular finger. She quickly gets a second of contact, though the +1 produced is spinning right round. Being intimidated by the fast twirling, and without a second thought, she sends the charge to a peticular young girl on the field. (@MzFuchsia )
Despite the BRICK PHONE not moving something m,ust have gone in the card, since the IT PLUSH was ejected. so you check it out.
It appears to be a RED BUTTON.
Against your better judgment you press it.
>Be the clown guy.
You are now "the clown guy" AKA ronald McDonald. For some reason a lot of animatronics are appearing from nowherere. including freddy fazbear, chuck E cheese, Bernard from Five Nights at Freidrichs, and even an animatronic version of McTonight. in fact so many of them are spawning in such a small space that they colapse ito a black hole. Well this is unfortunate. In response you take your modded DS out of your pocket (which you have because a laptop doesn't fit in your pocket and a phone can't do quite all you need) and boot up M.U.G.G.E.N. on it. thus you temporarily gain all the powers you are shown to have in that game.
With these powers you conjure a very large French Fry and use it olike a baseball bat to hit the black hole, sending it all the way into orbit for a home run.
Unfortunately for you, there is somehow somebody in it's path. Who? Exactly! (+1 to @Krill13 in the form of a black hole that is also simultaneously an attack on them)
4/25, VariableEntity.CHR
the "+1 to whoever gets this reference "Posters tire-swing wagon candle camper sofa fork rubber-band" in form of all that and a bag of chips. (yes, it is a reference to something)" offer from erlier STILL applies, it will apply until somebody sucesfully claims it.
Hint: the source matterial can be found on YouTube.
Hint 2: the music notes are there for a reason
Hint 3: Minecraft is involved in some way.
(the animatronics appear from the button being pressed obviously)
A chunk of metal flies down to the ground. Well, 'flies', 'falls', 'looks like a shooting star' - same diff.
[Reboot in progress...]
[ERROR: Program not found]
[Recovering program...]
[ERROR: Recovery program not found]
[Factory resetting...]
[ERROR: Information not found (x[ERROR: Counting program too damaged to count this high]). Skipping all instances...]
The first thing the red dot of the rather damaged wreckage sees is Zamiar, just on the verge of folding out.
[Imprinting... Person has been given temporary repair prev- ERROR: UAC cannot be found. Attempting to fix error...]
['Fix Error' program cannot be fo-]
[Overridden by Main Program. Loyalty has been assigned. Aid... searching records... no records found.]
[Contacting ERROR: Broadcasting system cannot be found]
[Language decoding in progress...]
One word is spoken. Just one, by the people around. [Language has been reverse-engineered]
A scratchy voice drones into everyone's heads. "Who. Are. You."
[Damage Detected in Self]
[Repair in pro- Error: nanobots unfound]
Action: Sparks fly out, damaging entities on the entity list from the top down.
[Assigning threat levels to Priority 1]
[Aiding @Sylveone46. Designation: Ally. Aid: Charg- ABORTED: Target is organic. Not-Charge given.] (OOC: This is still a charge)
[Attempting to repair... repair nanobot creation in progress... 1/5]
You malfunction, aggressively! The sparks do minor damage to the [AG] Faction, killing the Attack Drone, Mortar Turret, and Disc Shield in the process!
"...[WARNING: CENSORING PROTOCOLS INITIATED — AUDIO REMOVED. ANY FURTHER ATTEMPTS AT VIOLATING LEXICON PARAMETERS WILL RESULT IN PUNISHMENT.]"
"Wow. What weakling must be controlling me that he can't say-" The sword painfully slams into his face after being perfect parried. He's shattered into several pieces.
The Shatterer's action this turn is spent putting himself back together again. "...I need to fight more efficiently." He Shatters the particles of the air, and then Shatters them further. Exotic energy results from this, and he absorbs it. [+1 Charge] In his left hand, an illusion replica of his sword begins fading into existence.
[Illusory Weapon Copy: 1/5]
You... do that.
(Reminder, barring noted circumstances, Players such as yourself are treated as not damageable by normal means. Attacks will simply lower the power of your next Action.)
You blend a Vein of Madness with a washing machine, tearing both it and the Vein apart as the chaos loosely trapped within is violently released. There is a horrible, deafening roar as the Vein is broken.
And something that wasn't, now is.
CHAOS ROLL 7: Lost Soul summoned to the [PG] faction.
You also go to break a Vein of Madness presumably not seeing how it turned out for Minion!
As seen later, though, your Attack is interrupted by a spike blasting the hammer out of your hand! It flies over to the Vein, bonking it for sadly no damage.
[Action]
The Metal Cube is made into a Hypercube! With this extra space, Four tries to implement the following things, in order!
- a reactionless drive: it moves the Metal Cube while not being a rocket. omnidirectional.
- a higher-dimensional storage compartment
- some of Red Faith's blood
- the iron atoms on the outside are given a mode that lets them take on a crystalline structure and act as light projectors, somehow.
- improvements to the neuron-like iron atoms to make them act as memory (a lot of memory, too). they are also given an ironcyst mode, which helps with data transfer.
- a singular bone, which acts as a Mass Effect Core. this also provides antigravity somehow???
- nodes of incredibly strong and precise electromagnetic sensors to detect which atoms are where, when (made entirely from iron, of course). also helps with data transfer.
- sensors linked to Red Faith's blood in such a way that they can see through the Blood Icon's iron-related facet, to see conceptual things that are vaguely metal-related.
- a rearrangement of the iron atoms so if too much force is placed on them, the 'vital core' of the Metal Cube will get ejected into 4D space.
- we'd put a spiritual binding from Red Faith's 'verse here to detect spiritual/magical stuff but that would involve giving the Metal Cube a soul, and I think we've done enough this round
[This set of abilities can be called upon to do flavor/shenanigan-esque things, when I remember they exist.]
[They will probably do nothing if I don't explicitly use them, except for the ejection one, or if the Metal Cube suddenly becomes a sophont]
[Things that cannot be completed (whether due to implementation difficulties or lack of Action Power) will be edited and done next round.]
[Names? Uhhh. CapSou Modules 00 through 08. Entirely undescriptive, I know.]
The Metal Cube's mass increases.
[2 Charge on upping Metal Cube health. Should increase HP and MHP by 10,000?]
[+1 to any one person who +1s me. Currently: the Vessel.]
[Debt: none! and probably none for the foreseeable future, hopefully.]
[Foundational Reinforcement: 1/10] [CAPTAIN OF ALL SOULS: 0/4] +1 naturally, +1 from the Vessel, +1 from "Mirabel", -2 used
You try... a lot of things! A lot of them don't work! What does, work though:
The Metal Cube gains 1 Movement! It may slide up or down the Entity list, one space at a time. (Reactionless drive)
The Metal Cube gains 1 Entity Storage! It may hold one Entity with sufficiently lower max HP than itself within, acting as an improved version of Bodyguarding (those some Attacks might still pierce it). (Storage Compartment)
The Metal Cube has 1 Move-Resist! It will move 1 less space when pushed by outside forces, if that force is not exceedingly powerful. (Anti-Gravity Bone)
The Metal Cube has a Safety Feature! If not currently holding an Entity, it will eject a small piece of itself when fatally wounded, with these features lost. (4D ejector)
Charge expended! The Metal Cube grows in size! There is a want to change the numbers just to make you go mad
(Sorry but Shenanigans were banned in the great Comedy War.)
Filar [10/13]
(from 8/13: +1 naturally, +1 from DragonAegis)
---
The Vessel is not happy with the development. If the madness has to guard a phone, it has to be disposed of. And what is a better way to do it than to...
...Clarity Sign - Mad Order.
The [GM] vein starts getting stretched. And stretched. And wrapped around a pole like a thread, the appendages turning into a knitting kit.
"How-how dear of-ear of you..."
Like an old grandma doing what the kid doesn't want, the Vessel keeps wrapping it, until it's fully wrapped around the pole, before getting up and slowly going to the volcano that appeared out of nowhere (apparently just small golden dome with lava inside it), dropping the vein and the pole inside it in shock.
"Oh- oh dear-dear..."
With faux-shocked expression, the entity coughs up a +1, it falling straight at DragonAegis. It smells like old, although not mouldy, cookie.
"Apologies-apologies..."
With the [GM] vein currently dead, you dip the [N] Vein into a volcano instead!
The Chaos within, perhaps out of sheer chance, does not target anything here. A burst of radiant light flies out and away from the coliseum, illuminating the sky in a flash of blooming magenta.
CHAOS ROLL 33: A future event has been altered. If this is in your favor, it is not yet known.
Her throne hovers up and over, with her slowly running a claw down the back of ESCHATON's head.
The machine shakes violently with a flicker of life, just enough for it to raise its head as its one, flickering cyan lens unleashes a potent, bright cyan bolt of piercing energy towards the Brick Phone.
Its head silently dips again after its brief outburst.
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[CHARGES]
The jolt from the drone is compounded with the passive charging of the huge cables attached to the machine. The single, dimly lit lens is now constantly flickering, holding a dull blue glow.
You trigger ESCHATON's weapon, firing a beam of destruction at the Brick Phone!
...But the Lost Soul intervenes. It casually places the Tombstones within your path, splitting the damage between them instead. With their armor, they merely take 750 damage each.
Theguardianholdsoutanarmtodefendhisbody,whichsuddenlyformsseveralgiantspikesthemomentthespecterbitesdown. A furious flash of red shines from within his visor as the armored being's form instantly contorts into a giant plated centipede, grabbing the specter in jaws made of a writhing black substance and repeatedly slamming them against the second tombstone.
The wooden effigy mimics this attack and nibbles the specter with tiny pincers. Inanotherinstant,theguardianreturnstohispreviousshapeandtakesastepback.
Hemanifestsasmallglassstarinhishandandlobsitatthemetalwreckageasaquestionablemeansofansweringitsquery. +1 to @ScienceWorm.
You spear the Specter's mouth when it goes in for a bite,leaving its jaw left wide as it can't find a way to actually clamp down. Attack Countered! The Wooden Effigy returns the favor and eats the Specter, killing it!
You flail around the fading form of the Specter in your jaws, bashing it against the Tombstone!
...Ghosts aren't good battering rams. You only manage 1,500 damage.
We thus gaze upon the Aura of Corruption. A resplendent view it has become, hasn't it? Still, one matter remains that plagues its beauty: Its existence is still bound to that simplistic thing that is the Brick Phone! We are all sure that simpleton will be rid of, yes? But does this air of exotic beauty have to join it in nonexistence? Tragically, that is how it shall unfold... unless someone is willing to give it a pair of legs, with which it shall run with from such fate.
Thusly, Who is willing to give it such legs- no, no, why a dismembered pair?! I meant it metaphorically! METAPHORICAL!
(...yes, I am giving the Aura of Corruption a pair of dismembered legs. General intent is to free it from the Brick Phone, otherwise go crazy with it again. This will be a running theme.)
[Charge]
What is being charged? [8/10]
Who now awaits an orderly exchange? Who now awaits a friendly little barter? (+1 up for trade)
(You give me too much power)
You gift the Aura of Corruption with... legs? A certain robot might be a fan of this, I suppose. Disembodied Legs summoned!
The Fabrication Drone runs diagnostics on the Spiken't Wall, since it's supposed to act more like a Spike Trap than a wall.
After accessing its systems it tries to get the Spike Trap to do something.
It fails, it attempts to send multiple commands, slightly different ones every time until it gets something, even an acknowledgement ping because for some reason the trap is acting like these commands its sending just don't exist.
Eventually it sends the command "Trigger" this command is acknowledged and causes the Spike Trap to do something, this command is also sent at the same time that a spark lands on the "Spike Trap".
a Trigger and a Spark, they both activate the Trap and make it shoot out a Spike, and by shoot out the spike shoots out, like a gun, and not like trap.
The Spike then launches towards Nyatailie, it doesn't stab through her though, it instead stabs the paint covered hammer out of her hands, and uselessly to the ground.
The Fabrication Drone reconsiders trying to repair this spiken't wall back into a trap, it drafts a blueprint for a spike launcher
[Spike Trap or Launcher? 1/3] +1 from Krill
+1 to @Krill13 in the form of the Spike still flying high after hitting the hammer, moving up and hitting... nothing?
The Mortar turret gets a target marker for the Shambler.
The Attack Drone moves towards the Brick Phone to target it.
When the Missiles land the Fabrication Drone Tones to ALAPHET "MAINTAIN COURSE"
To Zet's reply it Sounds out with a Tone of "ACKNOWLEDGED, CAUTION UP, SURVEY ORGANIC-SCRAP-HYBRID, RESISTANCE BOMBARDMENT"
Berrum Prique, perceptive as ever, does not notice the new whole in his hand. Instead, his mouth curls open in a big O as he inspects his new vestment. "HUWH?" He gasps. "WHO GAVE ME THIS!?"
I honestly think that's the smartest thing Berrum has ever said, and he doesn't even know why.
"THIS MUST BE A SIGN!" he raves. "THE LORD HAS GIVEN ME A GIFT! PRAISE, IT!!"
Woah-woah-woah. Is this place growing an echo? I swear, I just heard somebody say "PRAISE, IT!!" and somehow it wasn't Berrum.
Like, do we need to have a talk, guys? I know faith can be really appealing in times of crisis, but I've found that opening up to other people can help-
"PRAISE IT!!!" Berrum lunges at the little plushie next to him, stabbing it with his shiny new crucifix. "!PRAISE! !PRAISE! !PRAISE! !PRAISE!" He stabs it over and over and over and-
...You know what. Nevermind. Forget what I said. If anyone needs therapy here, it's us.
[ACTION]
"!!PRAAAIIISE!!" Berrum shanks the doll one last time. He gets up off his knees, head hanging between his labored breaths. He looks exhausted. His wild eyes stare through empty bullet holes at the frayed pile of stuffing fallen at his feet. Dropping the crucifix, he leans down to pick up the poor, lifeless animal, and-
The creature doesn't bleed. Where there was blood, THE LORD fills us with-
"PRAISE!" Berrum holds the doll up like Simba, desperately shaking it so that it may breathe in the sun. "!PRAI-AISE!" he gasps. "!!PRAAAIII!! !!AAAIIISE!!"
There is a red button atop the plushie's head, gleaming like a lordly crown. As Berrum shakes it, the wind traces its finger along the glossy surface. In a moment of violence, IT clicks...
"See me," IT speaks in the voice of a doll. "Know my worth. My name."
Berrum doesn't hear the speech of THE LORD. He is too busy sobbing at the death of his unknown friend.
"Let me into your heart. Let me hold your gaze."
IT rises up into the air, hovering above the faithful on the strings of the beyond. Aged dairy and cured meats. The scent of THE ONE WHO GIVES US ALL WE DESIRES is like a charcuterie board. It even comes with-
"Let me be the drumming in your ears."
-a shark.
"Let me sink you softly to bed."
All the wounds upon IT are the sins of man. IT forgives, and so we must forget. There is no death in ITS perfect world. We live forever in ITS eye- the empty screens whispering static as IT fulfills our every waking dream.
THE LORD has no need of Tombstones. The button upon ITS head clicks again, and a burst of corruption explodes across the marked graves. Static scrambles their forgotten words, erasing the names of those we've lost. They do not matter anymore. IT will takes us away. IT will tell us a new history.
Beneath THE LORD'S singular gaze, the Tombstones weaken, pressed upon by the futility of their memory. Nothing matters if it is not eternal. Even the mountains will wear away. Only IT will remain, watching.
[CHARGE]
PRAISE IT: [08/12] (+1's from Krill and Algot)
VioletMcPaperVelvet finds something new in the place of their plushie. Like everyone else, they are graced by a shimmering, red button. (+1 to @Algot 120)
[ENTITY]
Let's flip things up! Game & Watch switches to Thin Plane and snips up the Patchwork with his pet turtle.
(OOC: boss what did I do to deserve your excellent writing)
You deny the Tombstones, under ITS BEAUTIFUL LIGHT, of their purpose. There is no need for marker of the dead in a world of the immortal.
One Tombstone fades away into blissful nothing, its meaning rendered obsolete. The first Tombstone, though, endures the storm. It has aged enough to see Entities fall, and will not go quietly into the dark. (Mechanically the second Tombstone just had lower health and died, the first suffers 2,000 damage.)
"Mirabel", completely unfazed by the sharp thing pointing into her back, takes two steps forward and spins, facing Zamiar.
How'd you get behind me like that? Most methods of teleportation leave signs...you do have Godmodding, I guess, but...
What Zamiar is actually saying seams to have no more substance to her than a spring breeze. With one exception:
Also, I remind you that Mirabel is not my name.
I might ask you the same question. In fact, I will. Who are you?
Action: "Mirabel" sighs, glaring at the corrupt device on the ground. She approaches it, stepping slowly, heavily. She haltingly produces a chisel-but then draws it back.
There is more to be found here...
In a dark flickering, the chisel collapses into a bundle of smooth wire. At one end is...what appears to be a sharpened USB. At the other, a smooth box, obsidian-black. She strikes, the coils of cable wrapping as the wire sinks into its quarry. Immediately it begins siphoning data from the Brick Phone, bringing a deluge of data crashing through the link. The process is so fast and breaks so many subroutines that the machine begins to smoke and spark. Not long for this world, now. As it continues downloading she turns to Red Faith:
More investment for your project.
With a crash, a daunting pile of burned, rusted, or broken machine parts lands millimetres away from Red Faith. It is unclear how this is supposed to help. (+1 to @DragonAegis)
The Sampling Machine follows its dreams. Go! Be free, young one!
You try to siphon away the Brick Phone's data!
...But the Lost Soul intervenes. The Mistake is shoved in your path, its bulky form impeding your progress. The wires stab into its flesh, dealing 4,000 damage. No data is harvested.
The Sampling Machine will do what it wants. This will surely be a good decision.
You can infer the Dj feels partially foolish for not getting atleast a debuff on him. But the metal is something she is curious about; what exactly is it, and is there more?
UNLEASH THE ACTION(S)!
She raises her non-shared disc shield, spinning it so it could function as a buzzsaw. It slowly lowers, but every second it built speed, fixing it's pace to be enough to cut a 7 on the mohs hardness scale. It clacks the metal in the hopes that fragments can be chopped up and retrieved for inspection.
TRANSITION TO CHARGES!
While this is happening, she reads over the manual on how to get started on constructing the set. The zeroth step is quite simple, (and yes you heard it right, zeroth) having to locate all the necessary items to first make it. She then realizes she hasn't gotten everything, for just the speakers and turntable were ordered. "Darn it, I forgot my laptop." (6/80)
While this is happening, the cardboard decomposes because nobody has paid any mind (not that I could blame you for that). But C.D does take notice of the littered material as it’s on it’s last stage of rotting. A waste, so she better replace it; but since her only weapon and method of charging it going turbo, she has to be cautious and touch it with a singular finger. She quickly gets a second of contact, though the +1 produced is spinning right round. Being intimidated by the fast twirling, and without a second thought, she sends the charge to a peticular young girl on the field. (@MzFuchsia )
(...Debuff on who?)
In an impressive display of "musical" talent, you spin a vinyl disc so fast it can be legally considered a saw-blade. With it, you begin to cut through the metal! A few bits fly off, which you collect for... some reason. Metal Bits gotten! As that's going on, you can see that the layer itself is pretty thick.
Despite the BRICK PHONE not moving something m,ust have gone in the card, since the IT PLUSH was ejected. so you check it out.
It appears to be a RED BUTTON.
Against your better judgment you press it.
>Be the clown guy.
You are now "the clown guy" AKA ronald McDonald. For some reason a lot of animatronics are appearing from nowherere. including freddy fazbear, chuck E cheese, Bernard from Five Nights at Freidrichs, and even an animatronic version of McTonight. in fact so many of them are spawning in such a small space that they colapse ito a black hole. Well this is unfortunate. In response you take your modded DS out of your pocket (which you have because a laptop doesn't fit in your pocket and a phone can't do quite all you need) and boot up M.U.G.G.E.N. on it. thus you temporarily gain all the powers you are shown to have in that game.
With these powers you conjure a very large French Fry and use it olike a baseball bat to hit the black hole, sending it all the way into orbit for a home run.
Unfortunately for you, there is somehow somebody in it's path. Who? Exactly! (+1 to @Krill13 in the form of a black hole that is also simultaneously an attack on them)
4/25, VariableEntity.CHR
the "+1 to whoever gets this reference "Posters tire-swing wagon candle camper sofa fork rubber-band" in form of all that and a bag of chips. (yes, it is a reference to something)" offer from erlier STILL applies, it will apply until somebody sucesfully claims it.
Hint: the source matterial can be found on YouTube.
Hint 2: the music notes are there for a reason
Hint 3: Minecraft is involved in some way.
(the animatronics appear from the button being pressed obviously)
You create a Animatronic Singularity, sending it flying out into space! But wait! Who could possibly be in its trajectory, threatened to be crushed beneath the weight of a black hole?! @Krill13 failure to Counter will greatly weaken your next Action!
The Attack Drone Factory makes another Attack Drone. Maybe this one will get to do something!
ALAPHET blows up the Shambler, killing it! It's what the Mortar Turret would have wanted.
Zet helpfully informs ALAPHET that blowing people up is easier when you aim for parts weak to blowing up, like the spine. ALAPHET nods in agreement! His Attack has gone up!
The Sampling Machine, lacking a dedicated Target, tries getting a piece that Zombified Catgirl to figure out why it seems only Catgirls are being Zombified... and misses! (2 over, o o f) Game&Watch flips sideways, and holds a snapping turtle to munch on Patchwork for 1500 damage!
Phil looks at the skeleton again. the skeleton shrugs, and spears another Zombified Catgirl.
Game & Watch, meanwhile, also flips! He's not gonna be the same as that otherGame&Watch. Game & Watch then swings a massive credit card at Game&Watch, successfully hitting for 5000 damage!
Metal Cube does nothing. It does this nothing quite ominously.
The Voidlings strike, one aiming for the skeleton, the other the Defensive Wall! The Wall crumbles, and the skeleton dodges out of the way... once, before being hit! Both are slain!
The Mistake lurches forward, slamming a bloated and overly-muscular limb into The Sampling Machine, dealing 4000 damage!
Patchwork patches up the Tombstone, and heals the Mistake to full!
The Tombstone, clearly having more than 1 person buried beneath it, has a Shambler and a Rotten emerge from the gravesoil!
The Brick Phone starts to ring once more. A voice rasps out of its speaker. "Y O U..." The Aura of Corruption calls forth its masses...
Undead: Abilities that trigger upon an Entities death or by killing an Entity do not trigger.
Wrath: Triggers upon a successful Counter from the Entities owner. Automatically Attacks whatever was Countered.
Corrupted: Every turn, Stats are randomly added. These Stats change every turn (for example, it could go from +1000 Healing to +250 Thorns).
AD: Anti-Drug. Lives to wage war on drugs, and any who use them.
GOALS: [AG]: Defeat Zamiar! [N]: Achieve your own desires! [PG]: Assist Zamiar!
TERRAIN: AuraOfCorruption
-The coliseum is wracked by rot. Spawns in arbitrary amount of Entities each turn. Allegiance may rarely vary. Power increases the longer it exists!
-Veins of Madness fill the area. Use them at your own risk.
-Given form by the Brick Phone. Disappears when it dies?
-Disembodied Legs: 500/500 HP, Escape: If Brick Phone is slain, automatically leaves Battlefield, Weather: Can only be targeted by Players.
BATTLEFIELD:
Zamiar [GM]: 19/20 HP, Godmodder, absent.
ENTITIES:
Spiken't Wall [Drone-AG]: 7000/7500 HP.
Attack Drone Factory [Drone-AG]: 9500/10,000 HP, spawns one Attack Drone every turn.
Attack Drone [Drone-AG]: 500/500 HP, 250 Attack.
ALAPHET [Drone-AG]: 1/1 HP, 2,500 Attack, cannot take damage while Zet is alive.
Zet [Drone-AG]: 4500/5000 HP, SURVEY-AND-SUPPORT [II]: Double's ALAPHET's Attack.
Sampling Machine ["Anfini"-AG]: 3500/25,000 HP, 5000 Attack, 75% Accuracy.
Vein of Madness [AG?]: 5000/5000 HP. Madness: Triggers a random effect on death. Corrupted (Recruit: Pay 4 Charges to own this Entity. Switches Factions to owners side.)
Heartless [AG]: 1/1 HP, 10,000 Attack, Corrupted (Fickle: Might move to a different Faction before, during, or after Attacking.)
Wooden Carving [Guardian-AG]: 9500/10,000 HP, 5000 Wrath. Game & Watch[Berrum-AG]: 9500/15,000 HP, 1,500 Attack, 40% Dodge, Plane: Thin
G&W can be either Flat Plane, having 5,000 Attack and 10% Dodge, or Thin Plane, having 1,500 Attack and 40% Dodge.
Phil [AD]: 1000/1000 HP, 1000 Attack. Undead.
Vein of Madness [AD?]: 5000/5000 HP, Madness: Triggers a random effect on death. Corrupted (Blissbringer: Converts one random Entity into a Zombified Catgirl at the end of the turn. Faction does not change.)
G&W can be either Flat Plane, having 5,000 Attack and 10% Dodge, or Thin Plane, having 1,500 Attack and 40% Dodge.
Vein of Madness [N?]: 5000/5000 HP. Madness: Triggers a random effect on death. Corrupted (Insanity: Madness is extra volatile this turn. Applies to all instances of Madness.)
Error [N]: 5000/5000 HP, Corruptedx4 (Honest: Cannot switch Factions, Assimilate: Permanently takes 1 Stat of Entities it kills, +1000 Attack, Rampage: If an Entities Attack would fail, double this Entities next Attack.)
Metal Cube [FourthFaith-N]: 19,000/20,000 HP, 500 Armor, CapSou Modules, Mass Increase [III]: Raises Current and Max HP by 17,500.
Reactionless Drive: 1 Movement. May go one Space up or down each turn. Entering a different Faction list costs 5 Movement.
Storage Compartment: Entity Storage. May hold 1 Entity with half or less Max HP than this Entity within itself, acting as an improved Bodyguard. Some Attacks can still pierce this.
Anti-Gravity Bone: 1 MovementResist. Moves 1 less space from outside forces. Sufficiently strong forces ignore this.
4D Ejector: Safety Feature. When mortally damaged, summons a Metal Core without these CapSou Modules. Any lost Modules cannot be regained.
Voidling [GM](x3): 500/500(x3) HP, 500x5(x3) Attack, Corrupted (Union: All Attacks happen at once, Shatter: Attacks lower Max HP, Erratic: Each Attack hits a different target.)
Heartless [GM]: 1/1 HP, 10,000 Attack, Corrupted (Apex: Acts first in Entity List.)
Void Eater [GM]: 5000/5000 HP, 1000 Attack, Influence: Gains x1 Attack when a Corrupted Entity dies.
Shambler [GM]: 1000/1000 HP, 1000 Attack. Undead.
Rotten [GM]: 500/500 HP, 1500 Attack. Undead.
Mistake [GM]: 8000/8000 HP, 4000 Attack, Rotting: loses 2000 MHP per turn. Undead.
Patchwork [GM]: 7500x1,9000x2/9000x2 HP, 3000x2 Healing, 2/1: Treated as one instance.
Vein of Madness [GM?]: 5000/5000 HP, Madness: Triggers a random effect on death. Corrupted (Repel: All Entities with Attack less than this Entities HP cannot Attack.)
Tombstone [GM]: 3000/3000 HP, 3000 Armor, Summon Shambler, Summon Rotten [II], Summon Specter [III]
Brick Phone [GM-Tough!]: 7000/25,000 HP, 3000 Armor, 1500 Regeneration. Creating Aura of Corruption. [IIIII]
PLAYERS:
Anfini: "Mirabel" [AG]
Vella: Vessel [AG]
Fluxxation: Xal [N]
Krill13: Who [N]
O.R.I.G.I.N.: Berrum Prique [AG]
Sylveone46: Nyatailie, Nekomancer [PG]
ANDDIIIIIIIIIIIEWITHA:}: DJ [AG]. Has Metal Bits.
MzFuchsia: Molly Blyndeff [AG]
Orchamut: The Guardian [AG]
Robot # 207: Fabrication Drone [AG]
ClownFan48: A Series Of Horrible Events [AG]
DragonAegis: Red Faith/Four, The Higher One [N]
Green_Metagnight: The Shatterer [AG]
Algot 120: VioletMcPaperVelvet [N]
Moth to the Lampshade: EchoBelle [PG]
Razor_Typhoon: Minion [N]
ScienceWorm: Wreck [PG] Lost Soul [PG]: 1/1 HP, 3 Defensive Moves: May Act at any point to interrupt an Attack against a [PG] Entity or Player, except itself. Can only use the current Battlefield for these Moves.
...But the Lost Soul intervenes. The Mistake is shoved in your path, its bulky form impeding your progress. The wires stab into its flesh, dealing 4,000 damage. No data is harvested.
There probably has to be a pun about how the last phone call between Arbiter from hit video movie "Madness Combat" and Vessel from hit text game "DtG: What a Perfect World" went. It went... silent, mostly because the phone wasn't connected to power at all.
With silence, it observes, it watches, it walks slowly to the Lost Soul. And then it lobs a shadow ball. It doesn't do anything damaging, except to grab it's attention, it also passing through the Brick Phone.
In reality, it was setting both of them as sequential targets. With a "parabuster" beam materializing out of its maw, the Vessel fires at them sequentially. If Lost Soul somehow lived through Mirabel's attack, then it won't survive that one, and if it's dead, then the phone weathers away into dust, whatever was holding it together exorcised.
The Vessel looks at their deed... and decides to, after all that, give The Shatterer a hand. (+1 to Green Metaknight in form of... a hand. No, seriously, it's a hand!)
(Despite the name, this one isn't a rpnull post. I'm just here to clarify two things. First, this isn't a debuff, you can't -1 charge to people after all. Secondly, this +1 note to Molly btw; the hasty fling is me randomly picking someone.)
((OOC: Tables, Mister-Boss-Man, come on now. All I do is write so many incomplete thoughts, when I finally bother to finish a sentence, it's like a bomb going off. Your energy for the game is real, Tables. Seriously. What did we all do to deserve your upbeat, passionate GMing?))
Despite the BRICK PHONE not moving something m,ust have gone in the card, since the IT PLUSH was ejected. so you check it out.
It appears to be a RED BUTTON.
Against your better judgment you press it.
>Be the clown guy.
You are now "the clown guy" AKA ronald McDonald. For some reason a lot of animatronics are appearing from nowherere. including freddy fazbear, chuck E cheese, Bernard from Five Nights at Freidrichs, and even an animatronic version of McTonight. in fact so many of them are spawning in such a small space that they colapse ito a black hole. Well this is unfortunate. In response you take your modded DS out of your pocket (which you have because a laptop doesn't fit in your pocket and a phone can't do quite all you need) and boot up M.U.G.G.E.N. on it. thus you temporarily gain all the powers you are shown to have in that game.
With these powers you conjure a very large French Fry and use it olike a baseball bat to hit the black hole, sending it all the way into orbit for a home run.
Unfortunately for you, there is somehow somebody in it's path. Who? Exactly! (+1 to @Krill13 in the form of a black hole that is also simultaneously an attack on them)
4/25, VariableEntity.CHR
the "+1 to whoever gets this reference "Posters tire-swing wagon candle camper sofa fork rubber-band" in form of all that and a bag of chips. (yes, it is a reference to something)" offer from erlier STILL applies, it will apply until somebody sucesfully claims it.
Hint: the source matterial can be found on YouTube.
Hint 2: the music notes are there for a reason
Hint 3: Minecraft is involved in some way.
(the animatronics appear from the button being pressed obviously)
Violet Chlorophyl presses the button against her JUDGEMENT, and even as she slips between faces to the guise of a clown, she feels something cold peel away. Ronald McDonald believes the sensation leaving him came from the animatronics of his mind. But they are not what she DESIRED. A storm of eyes look away, all spiraling around the ONE. Law is a thing not meant for man. If we are against JUDGEMENT, then-
[ACTION]
IT is gone. The plushie falls limp at Berrum's feet, tattered in a web of splayed threads. There is no button upon the doll's head. The weight pressed upon it has buried its crown.
Berrum Prique's gaze follows the toy as it descends. When it lands, he drops to his knees, cradling the plushie in his arms. Bitter tears drip from Berrum's wounds. Those same tears roll down the doll's eyes. They swim together like geminis.
"PR- PRAI-" he sobs. "PRAISE!" When there is no sin left to blame, there is only sorrow.
After a long sob, Berrum stands, wiping the holes in his nose. His face rises with a solemn mask, mourning. Absently, he holds his TV Remote, his fingers gripping its enormous shape.
"THE LORD-" He stops, then starts again. "THE LORD HAS TAKEN YOU." He points the remote at the little doll, his hands quaking. "PRAISE-" He chokes up the words. "PRAISE ITS GRACE!"
Berrum presses the button, and IT decimates itself.
Aged dairy and cured meats. Both come down to things of numbers. How long has the cheese molded? How much salt does the livestock contain? What percent of the thing is still itself? How much has it let THE OTHER take its place?
The doll has lost all meaning but ITS own. At the push of a button, it becomes nothing more than a vehicle of ITS worship. The fabrics sewn so carefully around its soft heart are stripped away, blown like ash across the four winds. Or- rather- guided by ITS vision in just one.
In a burst of holy infrared light, the plushie combusts. A mouth of flame opens beneath it, launching it across the dust. It spreads its threads like the arms of faith, flying on wings of flame. By THE LORD'S design, the doll strikes its mark.
The Patchwork are covered in gleaming red flames.
We reap what we sew, and what enters this world together must leave that way. Berrum watches the flames consume the undead pair, but he feels no exaltation. Fractions of embers lay at his feet. The sparks of his spirit drift away through the sky.
"...PRAISE?"
[CHARGE]
PRAISE IT: [09/12]
Who feels something that isn't there? When THE LORD has left ITS JUDGEMENT, who is there to receive it? (+1 to @Krill13)
[ENTITY]
OH NO HE DI-IN'T!!! Those are fighting words, Game & Watch! Or- I guess- fighting bells? Fighting beeps? I'm not totally sure.
Game & Watch [AG] switches to MURDER Flat Plane and brings the hammer down on Game & Watch [N]!
The Shatterer sees the Aura of Madness’ continued empowerment, and deridingly sneers. “Pathetic. Given legs, but it still goes nowhere. Speaking of which….”
[ACTION] Snapping his fingers, the Shatterer summons… a car? Why? He doesn’t even know what a car is-
Oh. That’s what it does. Or at least, what he knows it does. Did the Disembodied Legs survive the collision? If not, where will they reincarnate? Will they reincarnate?
The Vessel looks at their deed... and decides to, after all that, give The Shatterer a hand. (+1 to Green Metaknight in form of... a hand. No, seriously, it's a hand!)
He accepts the gift, albeit with hesitation, absorbing the energy into his W.I.P. Illusory Weapon Copy. He then Shatters the air some more to make another Charge. “…I should probably start getting more creative with these Charges…”
[Illusory Weapon Copy: 3/5]
(EDIT: Because of personal circumstances, I will have much less time to do internet stuff in the future... Because of this, I think I'll probably leave this roleplay, permanently this time; it has a lot of text and doesn't give me as much fun as the other roleplays I'm in.)
Who is made victim to this gun-fired spike?... no, Who would catch this spike with ease? How could its momentum be so easily erased? How next is it scrapped into its utmost base components?
Unfortunately for you, there is somehow somebody in it's path. Who? Exactly! (+1 to @Krill13 in the form of a black hole that is also simultaneously an attack on them)
A condensed amalgamation of Animatronics... this brings to mind a pondering thought: They are manufactured. They can be built... and so too can they be disassembled... Who here has the skills to do so? And Who shall do so? What manner of physics-defying hand shall turn this singularity of mechanically artificial life (with perhaps some hint of organic soul within) into drifting parts for repurposed usage?
The Schrödingerian adjudication of a so-praised thing of worship... Who would dare reassemble it for personal use?
[Counter + Action]
...as was described in the passages above, many such things have been disassembled. This includes the threatening Animatronic Singularity, its black hole constitution rendered, alongside the others, into drifting parts ready for reassembly.
But before that... the Shatterer seems intent on being rid of the Disembodied Legs. Now, Who in their right mind would let their precedent work simply be thrashed into uselessness?
...Which pile of recycled components looks as if it will further benefit from the addition of an isekai-inducing car, whole or not? So descend from the heavens above and ascend from the depths below thousands of towering spider-like appendages, crooking inwards like a pair of ultra-efficient hands ready to disassemble such a car down into its precious atoms, long before it can perform its miracle.
...How were those attained? Where did they originate from? What manner of communion allows these manifestations? Answer these questions, damned parasite...
(Bulk of the Action is simply preventing the Shatterer's Attack against the Disembodied Legs, potentially others as well if this ends up being powerful enough. Mentions of disassembly and reassembly are all flavor for the Charge usage below.)
[10/10 Charge being used]
So fuses a cacophony of material... both seen and unseen, all disassembled for this one reassembly.
...
...What?
A-Apologies, that was not directed to you, dear onlooker. Rather, the result of the ritual is... well, its physicalities, its nature, its... entirety. All of it evokes one simple thought: What?
(Yes, it's called What. Faction-wise, keeping this one to my possession. Stat-wise, uhh go crazy or mild with it again. You see, this is actually a ploy of mine where I overload you with power. What comes after that, I dunno.)
[Charge]
What is being conjured? [2/10]
...Who dares gift Ronald McDonald a Burger King Whopper? (+1 to @Algot 120)
[Action + 4 CP]
"May as well accelerate the schedule..."
Blue light (order, structure, reality...) emanates from Four's core, where a thin tendril of the Way moves, disjointed from the central stream. Within it is stability. But also, fragments of things that were once stable. A bit of waiting, and suspiciously red-blood-cell-shaped creatures dip out of it holding... well, not quite a world.
Red Faith rests a hand on the wall of the Metal Cube, and his voice cuts a word onto space's stone. "Wound." From each face, blue light bleeds. This light merely frames a window. A window to a not-so-distant land. Mist, solid and dark as the night. Rivers of fire and oaths. Gaping abysses where magic flows in torrents. No sun, but a gleaming sky nonetheless. And the impression of a boat.
All that can be seen only briefly, before power pours into the Cube. It's once again strengthened, but differently. Fins slide out, metal shapes into thrusters. It doesn't reseal the wounds- instead, the cube flips them to its insides, where they spread and fuse with its metal. An observer would see it grow darker and star-filled, as mass is made a portal and surface is made death's boundary.
As the door evolves and opens, a grand realm radiates from it. The space of life after death, of souls preserved. The Metal Cube becomes the Starship Incarnation of Erebus.
[hell yeah]
[Dead things get their consciousnesses/souls sucked in here. Destroyed spirits get their identity repaired and sucked in here. Robots get uploaded here. Etc.]
[The CapSou Modules become the IncEre Modules.]
[+1 me for more CP spent on this]
[I didn't realize the Lost Soul existed until now, have fun figuring that out.]
[Note: the Incarnation of Erebus is a metaphorical doorway to the Underworld, but it's always open. This means energy floods out, which Terrascapes the immediate area into Underworld. A pretty small area, though, and the Incarnation needs to remain there to maintain it, but it does mean the dead can somewhat affect the field through this.]
[+1 to any one person who +1s me. Currently: @Anfini .]
[Debt: 1 charge to the Fabrication Drone none! and probably none for the foreseeable future, hopefully.]
[Foundational Reinforcement: 0/10] +1 naturally, +1 from "Mirabel", +1 from the Fabrication Drone, -4 for Action
[Rivers Beneath: 0/6]
[Of Fire]
[Of Ice]
[Of Loss]
[Of Ends]
[Of World]
[Of Oaths]
Stuff I do:
[Optimizing - warning: optimization program hash does not match stored hash]
[Running... Goal found: protect {Designation 125}. Hardware search in progress... Optimal hardware choice found]
The hunk of metal somehow makes a force field around the Lost Soul.
[Giving aid]
+1 to @Sylveone46 in the form of sheer lack of information on the situation.
[3/5 Repair Nanobots]
"Current designation unknown. Information is suspected to be lost to this unit."
[Information found: There is more than one unit]
[Main Program finds this interesting]
Ronald McDonald gets out a notepad and begins dissasembling the burger writing down the ingreedients as he goes. Thank you, whoever you are, for the intel he is when replaced by The Princesspaper daisy.
daisy looks around and notces several rips in reality. so she uses the "glue stick" thing sticker to glue one closed, specifically the one near the guy who is protesting against drugs.
following this she walks up to the robot lady (aka Xal @Fluxxation ) Error: character Dialogue format incompatible with display technology* Recalculating
HI I'M DAISY!!! and wo are you?!
somwhen in the future, or perhaps in an alternate universe, a stageplay is being performed that retells these events, in the audience is Luigi and, he thinks the cultist guy is a cool character, so he throws an Ultra Shroom to their actor, which lands at their feet.
Circumstantialy simultameously to this,on the real battlefield, an ultrashroom comes flying in from the distance and lands by the feet of the cultist. (+1 to @O.R.I.G.I.N. in the form of an ultra shroom, (or would that be two ultra shrooms?))
6/25, VariableEntity.CHR (+1 from krill)
the "+1 to whoever gets this reference "Posters tire-swing wagon candle camper sofa fork rubber-band" in form of all that and a bag of chips. (yes, it is a reference to something)" offer from earlier STILL applies, it will apply until somebody sucesfully claims it.
Hint: the source matterial can be found on YouTube.
Hint 2: the music notes are there for a reason
Hint 3: Minecraft is involved in some way.
Hint 4:
*I was gonna use custom actual TTYD dialogue boxes, but those would need to be images and quotes don't actualy copy images some reason (even though they do on every othe forum i've ever been on).
The Fabrication Drone continues implicitly ignoring the interference from that malfunctioning pile of Scrap
[Spike Launcher 3/3]
The Drone observes that the wall this trap was supposed to help is gone now, it concludes that the Launcher is now the only option.
The Spiken't Wall suddenly floats up as the internals of the trap are replaced with gunpowder so that the Spikes now fire out of the holes instead of just extending, additionally it now has legs to adjust its aim and walls to protect its internals somewhat (upgrade the Spiken't wall with Attack and change its name to Spike Launcher)
The Fabrication Drone then observes an Odd Spaceship, it floats over next to the spaceship, then it creates a thing.
It seems to be anchored to the ground, is circular, and has... what is that a bunch of ropes?
As soon as it is built, The Turret shoots the Rotten, causing it to be tied up by ropes, then the Grapple Turret pulls the Rotten ominously close to the Afterlife Spaceship, the Grapple Turret doesn't do anything else though... but the Drone does, it charges up just like the time it electrocuted Eschaton to power it up.
This most likely causes the Lost Soul to interfere, but when it arrives to save the Rotten the Fabrication Drone suddenly rams the Lost Soul into
the Incarnation of Erebus, this puts both inside the afterlife!
Buuuuut The Fabrication Drone is still a perfectly functional unit, while the Lost Soul... is a lost soul.
Even if the Fabrication Drone gets uploaded, then it only needs to set an objective marker (which then automatically turns into a 'Scrap and Replace' marker because of the context) on the Mortar Wreck before that, then the Fabrication Drone will automatically go there and do the task on the marker.
the "+1 to whoever gets this reference "Posters tire-swing wagon candle camper sofa fork rubber-band" in form of all that and a bag of chips. (yes, it is a reference to something)" offer from earlier STILL applies, it will apply until somebody sucesfully claims it.
OOC: Oh! This is Mirror Sailboats, DanTDM's old song, that was edited together by someone else I think? But they do use his voice clips.
[Shield Generator 0/6] +1 from Algot
+1 to @DragonAegis from the Fabrication Drone entering the ship after charging up, since the energy has to go somewhere
The Attack Drone inherits the same orders as the previous one, this is from the Factory sending a copy of the orders.
Nyatailie's gaze lands on the Sampling Machine. She strides over to the mechanism. Taking note that her boss isn't here, she leans close...
"You seem to be the curious type, just like me. Try not to die for your discoveries."
The Nekomancer hands over a chunk of one of the once undead zombified Catgirls for the Sampling Machine to study... and also tries to patch it up a bit so it won't immediately die after she did it a favor.
"Enjoy my wittwe gift to mew, okay?"
With that done Nyatailie returns to her position within the horde...
+1 to @ScienceWorm , gotta keep the team one step ahead.
You try and snuff out the Lost Soul like a candle! As seen later, this lacks the power needed to get through the Force Field! Really I don't know what you expected
There probably has to be a pun about how the last phone call between Arbiter from hit video movie "Madness Combat" and Vessel from hit text game "DtG: What a Perfect World" went. It went... silent, mostly because the phone wasn't connected to power at all.
With silence, it observes, it watches, it walks slowly to the Lost Soul. And then it lobs a shadow ball. It doesn't do anything damaging, except to grab it's attention, it also passing through the Brick Phone.
In reality, it was setting both of them as sequential targets. With a "parabuster" beam materializing out of its maw, the Vessel fires at them sequentially. If Lost Soul somehow lived through Mirabel's attack, then it won't survive that one, and if it's dead, then the phone weathers away into dust, whatever was holding it together exorcised.
The Vessel looks at their deed... and decides to, after all that, give The Shatterer a hand. (+1 to Green Metaknight in form of... a hand. No, seriously, it's a hand!)
((OOC: Tables, Mister-Boss-Man, come on now. All I do is write so many incomplete thoughts, when I finally bother to finish a sentence, it's like a bomb going off. Your energy for the game is real, Tables. Seriously. What did we all do to deserve your upbeat, passionate GMing?))
Violet Chlorophyl presses the button against her JUDGEMENT, and even as she slips between faces to the guise of a clown, she feels something cold peel away. Ronald McDonald believes the sensation leaving him came from the animatronics of his mind. But they are not what she DESIRED. A storm of eyes look away, all spiraling around the ONE. Law is a thing not meant for man. If we are against JUDGEMENT, then-
[ACTION]
IT is gone. The plushie falls limp at Berrum's feet, tattered in a web of splayed threads. There is no button upon the doll's head. The weight pressed upon it has buried its crown.
Berrum Prique's gaze follows the toy as it descends. When it lands, he drops to his knees, cradling the plushie in his arms. Bitter tears drip from Berrum's wounds. Those same tears roll down the doll's eyes. They swim together like geminis.
"PR- PRAI-" he sobs. "PRAISE!" When there is no sin left to blame, there is only sorrow.
After a long sob, Berrum stands, wiping the holes in his nose. His face rises with a solemn mask, mourning. Absently, he holds his TV Remote, his fingers gripping its enormous shape.
"THE LORD-" He stops, then starts again. "THE LORD HAS TAKEN YOU." He points the remote at the little doll, his hands quaking. "PRAISE-" He chokes up the words. "PRAISE ITS GRACE!"
Berrum presses the button, and IT decimates itself.
Aged dairy and cured meats. Both come down to things of numbers. How long has the cheese molded? How much salt does the livestock contain? What percent of the thing is still itself? How much has it let THE OTHER take its place?
The doll has lost all meaning but ITS own. At the push of a button, it becomes nothing more than a vehicle of ITS worship. The fabrics sewn so carefully around its soft heart are stripped away, blown like ash across the four winds. Or- rather- guided by ITS vision in just one.
In a burst of holy infrared light, the plushie combusts. A mouth of flame opens beneath it, launching it across the dust. It spreads its threads like the arms of faith, flying on wings of flame. By THE LORD'S design, the doll strikes its mark.
The Patchwork are covered in gleaming red flames.
We reap what we sew, and what enters this world together must leave that way. Berrum watches the flames consume the undead pair, but he feels no exaltation. Fractions of embers lay at his feet. The sparks of his spirit drift away through the sky.
"...PRAISE?"
[CHARGE]
PRAISE IT: [09/12]
Who feels something that isn't there? When THE LORD has left ITS JUDGEMENT, who is there to receive it? (+1 to @Krill13)
[ENTITY]
OH NO HE DI-IN'T!!! Those are fighting words, Game & Watch! Or- I guess- fighting bells? Fighting beeps? I'm not totally sure.
Game & Watch [AG] switches to MURDER Flat Plane and brings the hammer down on Game & Watch [N]!
(EDIT: Because of personal circumstances, I will have much less time to do internet stuff in the future... Because of this, I think I'll probably leave this roleplay, permanently this time; it has a lot of text and doesn't give me as much fun as the other roleplays I'm in.)
Who is made victim to this gun-fired spike?... no, Who would catch this spike with ease? How could its momentum be so easily erased? How next is it scrapped into its utmost base components?
A condensed amalgamation of Animatronics... this brings to mind a pondering thought: They are manufactured. They can be built... and so too can they be disassembled... Who here has the skills to do so? And Who shall do so? What manner of physics-defying hand shall turn this singularity of mechanically artificial life (with perhaps some hint of organic soul within) into drifting parts for repurposed usage?
The Schrödingerian adjudication of a so-praised thing of worship... Who would dare reassemble it for personal use?
[Counter + Action]
...as was described in the passages above, many such things have been disassembled. This includes the threatening Animatronic Singularity, its black hole constitution rendered, alongside the others, into drifting parts ready for reassembly.
But before that... the Shatterer seems intent on being rid of the Disembodied Legs. Now, Who in their right mind would let their precedent work simply be thrashed into uselessness?
...Which pile of recycled components looks as if it will further benefit from the addition of an isekai-inducing car, whole or not? So descend from the heavens above and ascend from the depths below thousands of towering spider-like appendages, crooking inwards like a pair of ultra-efficient hands ready to disassemble such a car down into its precious atoms, long before it can perform its miracle.
...How were those attained? Where did they originate from? What manner of communion allows these manifestations? Answer these questions, damned parasite...
(Bulk of the Action is simply preventing the Shatterer's Attack against the Disembodied Legs, potentially others as well if this ends up being powerful enough. Mentions of disassembly and reassembly are all flavor for the Charge usage below.)
[10/10 Charge being used]
So fuses a cacophony of material... both seen and unseen, all disassembled for this one reassembly.
...
...What?
A-Apologies, that was not directed to you, dear onlooker. Rather, the result of the ritual is... well, its physicalities, its nature, its... entirety. All of it evokes one simple thought: What?
(Yes, it's called What. Faction-wise, keeping this one to my possession. Stat-wise, uhh go crazy or mild with it again. You see, this is actually a ploy of mine where I overload you with power. What comes after that, I dunno.)
[Charge]
What is being conjured? [2/10]
...Who dares gift Ronald McDonald a Burger King Whopper? (+1 to @Algot 120)
Shatterers's Attack is successfully halted! You disassemble the Animatronic Singularity... but that also means you were within range of the Singularity. Your hands may defy physics; the rest of you does not. Attack partially Countered! You are still Weakened, but not as badly.
What is summoned! I will do horrible things with it
[Action + 4 CP]
"May as well accelerate the schedule..."
Blue light (order, structure, reality...) emanates from Four's core, where a thin tendril of the Way moves, disjointed from the central stream. Within it is stability. But also, fragments of things that were once stable. A bit of waiting, and suspiciously red-blood-cell-shaped creatures dip out of it holding... well, not quite a world.
Red Faith rests a hand on the wall of the Metal Cube, and his voice cuts a word onto space's stone. "Wound." From each face, blue light bleeds. This light merely frames a window. A window to a not-so-distant land. Mist, solid and dark as the night. Rivers of fire and oaths. Gaping abysses where magic flows in torrents. No sun, but a gleaming sky nonetheless. And the impression of a boat.
All that can be seen only briefly, before power pours into the Cube. It's once again strengthened, but differently. Fins slide out, metal shapes into thrusters. It doesn't reseal the wounds- instead, the cube flips them to its insides, where they spread and fuse with its metal. An observer would see it grow darker and star-filled, as mass is made a portal and surface is made death's boundary.
As the door evolves and opens, a grand realm radiates from it. The space of life after death, of souls preserved. The Metal Cube becomes the Starship Incarnation of Erebus.
[hell yeah]
[Dead things get their consciousnesses/souls sucked in here. Destroyed spirits get their identity repaired and sucked in here. Robots get uploaded here. Etc.]
[The CapSou Modules become the IncEre Modules.]
[+1 me for more CP spent on this]
[I didn't realize the Lost Soul existed until now, have fun figuring that out.]
[Note: the Incarnation of Erebus is a metaphorical doorway to the Underworld, but it's always open. This means energy floods out, which Terrascapes the immediate area into Underworld. A pretty small area, though, and the Incarnation needs to remain there to maintain it, but it does mean the dead can somewhat affect the field through this.]
[+1 to any one person who +1s me. Currently: @Anfini .]
[Debt: 1 charge to the Fabrication Drone none! and probably none for the foreseeable future, hopefully.]
[Foundational Reinforcement: 0/10] +1 naturally, +1 from "Mirabel", +1 from the Fabrication Drone, -4 for Action
[Rivers Beneath: 0/6]
[Of Fire]
[Of Ice]
[Of Loss]
[Of Ends]
[Of World]
[Of Oaths]
Stuff I do:
[Optimizing - warning: optimization program hash does not match stored hash]
[Running... Goal found: protect {Designation 125}. Hardware search in progress... Optimal hardware choice found]
The hunk of metal somehow makes a force field around the Lost Soul.
[Giving aid]
+1 to @Sylveone46 in the form of sheer lack of information on the situation.
[3/5 Repair Nanobots]
Roleplay:
"Current designation unknown. Information is suspected to be lost to this unit."
[Information found: There is more than one unit]
[Main Program finds this interesting]
Ronald McDonald gets out a notepad and begins dissasembling the burger writing down the ingreedients as he goes. Thank you, whoever you are, for the intel he is when replaced by The Princesspaper daisy.
daisy looks around and notces several rips in reality. so she uses the "glue stick" thing sticker to glue one closed, specifically the one near the guy who is protesting against drugs.
following this she walks up to the robot lady (aka Xal @Fluxxation ) Error: character Dialogue format incompatible with display technology* Recalculating
HI I'M DAISY!!! and wo are you?!
somwhen in the future, or perhaps in an alternate universe, a stageplay is being performed that retells these events, in the audience is Luigi and, he thinks the cultist guy is a cool character, so he throws an Ultra Shroom to their actor, which lands at their feet.
Circumstantialy simultameously to this,on the real battlefield, an ultrashroom comes flying in from the distance and lands by the feet of the cultist. (+1 to @O.R.I.G.I.N. in the form of an ultra shroom, (or would that be two ultra shrooms?))
6/25, VariableEntity.CHR (+1 from krill)
the "+1 to whoever gets this reference "Posters tire-swing wagon candle camper sofa fork rubber-band" in form of all that and a bag of chips. (yes, it is a reference to something)" offer from earlier STILL applies, it will apply until somebody sucesfully claims it.
Hint: the source matterial can be found on YouTube.
Hint 2: the music notes are there for a reason
Hint 3: Minecraft is involved in some way.
Hint 4: View attachment 515548
*I was gonna use custom actual TTYD dialogue boxes, but those would need to be images and quotes don't actualy copy images some reason (even though they do on every othe forum i've ever been on).
You, in what's definitely a smart move, Glue shut the [AD] Vein of Madness! As you do, the Chaos within is disturbed, and lashes out! Projectiles of all types start spewing out, but thanks to the Glue, they can only reach a select few Entities!
CHAOS ROLL (INSANITY-MODIFIER) 150: Chaos Bullets rain! @Algot 120 Pick 3 Entities these land on! This will happen before all other posts next turn!
The Fabrication Drone continues implicitly ignoring the interference from that malfunctioning pile of Scrap
[Spike Launcher 3/3]
The Drone observes that the wall this trap was supposed to help is gone now, it concludes that the Launcher is now the only option.
The Spiken't Wall suddenly floats up as the internals of the trap are replaced with gunpowder so that the Spikes now fire out of the holes instead of just extending, additionally it now has legs to adjust its aim and walls to protect its internals somewhat (upgrade the Spiken't wall with Attack and change its name to Spike Launcher)
The Fabrication Drone then observes an Odd Spaceship, it floats over next to the spaceship, then it creates a thing.
It seems to be anchored to the ground, is circular, and has... what is that a bunch of ropes?
As soon as it is built, The Turret shoots the Rotten, causing it to be tied up by ropes, then the Grapple Turret pulls the Rotten ominously close to the Afterlife Spaceship, the Grapple Turret doesn't do anything else though... but the Drone does, it charges up just like the time it electrocuted Eschaton to power it up.
This most likely causes the Lost Soul to interfere, but when it arrives to save the Rotten the Fabrication Drone suddenly rams the Lost Soul into
the Incarnation of Erebus, this puts both inside the afterlife!
Buuuuut The Fabrication Drone is still a perfectly functional unit, while the Lost Soul... is a lost soul.
Even if the Fabrication Drone gets uploaded, then it only needs to set an objective marker (which then automatically turns into a 'Scrap and Replace' marker because of the context) on the Mortar Wreck before that, then the Fabrication Drone will automatically go there and do the task on the marker.
OOC: Oh! This is Mirror Sailboats, DanTDM's old song, that was edited together by someone else I think? But they do use his voice clips.
[Shield Generator 0/6] +1 from Algot
+1 to @DragonAegis from the Fabrication Drone entering the ship after charging up, since the energy has to go somewhere
The Attack Drone inherits the same orders as the previous one, this is from the Factory sending a copy of the orders.
Nyatailie's gaze lands on the Sampling Machine. She strides over to the mechanism. Taking note that her boss isn't here, she leans close...
"You seem to be the curious type, just like me. Try not to die for your discoveries."
The Nekomancer hands over a chunk of one of the once undead zombified Catgirls for the Sampling Machine to study... and also tries to patch it up a bit so it won't immediately die after she did it a favor.
"Enjoy my wittwe gift to mew, okay?"
With that done Nyatailie returns to her position within the horde...
+1 to @ScienceWorm , gotta keep the team one step ahead.
You give the Sampling Machine a piece of Catgirl Parts, alongside a quick maintenance so it doesn't fall apart (yet). It heals 4500 HP!
The Heartless strikes first! It strikes the [AG] Vein of Madness! The Chaos within is released, but the Heartless absorbs it all, filling in what was missing! This doesn't bode well...
CHAOS ROLL (INSANITY-MODIFIER) 135: Heartless has evolved into Chaos Heart.
Most of the [AG] Entities are Repelled by the Vein of Madness!
The Sampling Machine, given no orders, tries Sampling the Void Eater... and tragically misses!
The other Heartless, seeing how it is equally stopping the enemy, chooses this moment to attack the Tombstone, killing it and preventing any further summons! Game&Watch switches back to Flat Plane, bringing a mighty mallet down on Game & Watch!... and it hits! Game & Watch takes 5,000 Damage!
Game & Watch returns fire, literally! He swings a torch with reckless abandon, also hitting! Game&Watch takes 5,000 damage! Incarnation of Erebus has nothing it can use!
Patchwork tries to heal the Brick Phone... but couldn't?
Another ring of static calls out from the Brick Phone. The voice returns. "A L L..."
The Aura of Corruption grows in strength....
Undead: Abilities that trigger upon an Entities death or by killing an Entity do not trigger.
Wrath: Triggers upon a successful Counter from the Entities owner. Automatically Attacks whatever was Countered.
Corrupted: Every turn, Stats are randomly added. These Stats change every turn (for example, it could go from +1000 Healing to +250 Thorns).
Swarm: Treated as if one Entity.
Corruption: When Corruption reaches full, afflicted Entities switch Factions to the casters side. Can be dispelled.
AD: Anti-Drug. Lives to wage war on drugs, and any who use them.
GOALS: [AG]: Defeat Zamiar! [N]: Achieve your own desires! [PG]: Assist Zamiar!
TERRAIN: AuraOfCorruption
-The coliseum is wracked by rot. Spawns in arbitrary amount of Entities each turn. Allegiance may rarely vary. Power increases the longer it exists!
-Veins of Madness fill the area. Use them at your own risk.
-Given form by the Brick Phone. Disappears when it dies?
-Disembodied Legs: 500/500 HP, Escape: If Brick Phone is slain, automatically leaves Battlefield, Weather: Can only be targeted by Players.
BATTLEFIELD:
Zamiar [GM]: 19/20 HP, Godmodder, absent.
ENTITIES:
Spike Launcher [Drone-AG]: 7000/7500 HP, 3,750 Attack.
Attack Drone Factory [Drone-AG]: 9500/10,000 HP, spawns one Attack Drone every turn.
Attack Drone [Drone-AG]: 500(x2)/500(x2) HP, 250(x2) Attack.
ALAPHET [Drone-AG]: 1/1 HP, 2,500 Attack, cannot take damage while Zet is alive.
Zet [Drone-AG]: 4500/5000 HP, SURVEY-AND-SUPPORT [II]: Double's ALAPHET's Attack.
Sampling Machine ["Anfini"-AG]: 8000/25,000 HP, 5000 Attack, 75% Accuracy. Has Catgirl Parts.
Heartless [AG]: 1/1 HP, 10,000 Attack, Corrupted (Cowardly: Will redirect fatal blows to a random allied Entity.)
Wooden Carving [Guardian-AG]: 9500/10,000 HP, 5000 Wrath. Game & Watch[Berrum-AG]: 4500/15,000 HP, 5,000 Attack, 10% Dodge, Plane: Flat
G&W can be either Flat Plane, having 5,000 Attack and 10% Dodge, or Thin Plane, having 1,500 Attack and 40% Dodge.
G&W can be either Flat Plane, having 5,000 Attack and 10% Dodge, or Thin Plane, having 1,500 Attack and 40% Dodge.
Vein of Madness [N?]: 5000/5000 HP. Madness: Triggers a random effect on death. Corrupted (Siren: 1 Entity at random will attack a different target.)
Error [N]: 5000/5000 HP, Corruptedx4 (+1000 Healing, +2000 Healing, +3000 Healing, +4000 Healing) Incarnation of Erebus[FourthFaith-N]: 15,000/15,000 HP, 1500 Armor, 4 Movement, IncEre Modules, Gate Between, Mass Increase [III]: Raises Current and Max HP by 15,000.
IncEre Modules: Grants effects to Incarnation of Erebus. Gate Between: When an Entity within 5 Spaces of Incarnation of Erebus dies, gain their Soul. A Soul has the usable stats of the Entity which created it. Incarnation of Erebus may use as many Souls per turn as they wish. After a Soul is used (barring noted exceptions), it is removed.
Soul of Madness: Triggers Madness. 25% Chance to not be consumed.
Reactionless Drive: 1 Movement. May go one Space up or down each turn. Entering a different Faction list costs 5 Movement while on the edge of the current Faction list.
Storage Compartment: Entity Storage. May hold 1 Entity with half or less Max HP than this Entity within itself, acting as an improved Bodyguard. Some Attacks can still pierce this.
Anti-Gravity Bone: 1 MovementResist. Moves 1 less space from outside forces. Sufficiently strong forces ignore this.
4D Ejector: Safety Feature. When mortally damaged, summons a Metal Core without these IncEre Modules. Any lost Modules cannot be regained.
Voidling [GM](x3): 500/500(x3) HP, 500x5(x3) Attack, Corrupted (Breaker: Attacks destroy Armor, Maker: Attack generate Armor, Taker: Attacks steal Armor)
Chaos Heart [GM]: 10,000/10,000 HP, 10,000x2 Attack, Born Of Chaos: Triggers Madness when hit. Triggers 3 on Death. When Aura of Corruption is destroyed, loses this trait before dying. Corrupted (Insanity: Madness is extra volatile this turn. Applies to all instances of Madness.)
Void Eater [GM]: 5000/5000 HP, 1000x3 Attack, Influence: Gains x1 Attack when a Corrupted Entity dies.
Shambler [GM]: 1000/1000 HP, 1000 Attack. Undead.
The Hordes [GM]: 100(x100)(x2)/100(x100)(x2) HP, 100(x100) Attack(x2), Swarm(x2), Undead(x2).
Mistake [GM]: 6000/6000 HP, 4000 Attack, Rotting: loses 2000 MHP per turn. Undead.
Patchwork [GM]: 4500x1,6000x1/9000x2 HP, 3000x2 Healing, 2/1: Treated as one instance. Burning (3 Turns): -1000 HP per turn.
Vein of Madness [GM?]: 5000/5000 HP, Madness: Triggers a random effect on death. Corrupted (Frenzy: All Entities are treated as having +1 Attacks.)
Necromancer [GM]: 4000/4000 HP, 1000 Attack, Reanimate: Any Entity that dies is revived as a [PG] with half stats and Undead.
Necro Golem [GM]: 10,000/10,000 HP, 500 Armor, Soul-Shield: Prevents Necromancer from taking damage.
Viral [GM]: 2500/2500 HP, 2500 Attack, Spread: Attacks inflict Corruption, Corrupted (Feast: Gains x1 Attack per Entity that dies.)
Brick Phone [GM-Tough!]: 8500/25,000 HP, 3000 Armor, 1500 Regeneration. Creating Aura of Corruption. [IIIII]
PLAYERS:
Anfini: "Mirabel" [AG]
Vella: Vessel [AG]
Fluxxation: Xal [N]
Krill13: Who [N]
O.R.I.G.I.N.: Berrum Prique [AG]
Sylveone46: Nyatailie, Nekomancer [PG]
ANDDIIIIIIIIIIIEWITHA:}: DJ [AG]. Has Metal Bits.
MzFuchsia: Molly Blyndeff [AG]
Orchamut: The Guardian [AG]
Robot # 207: Fabrication Drone [AG]
ClownFan48: A Series Of Horrible Events [AG]
DragonAegis: Red Faith/Four, The Higher One [N]
Algot 120: VioletMcPaperVelvet [N]
Moth to the Lampshade: EchoBelle [PG]
Razor_Typhoon: Minion [N]
ScienceWorm: Wreck [PG]
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