Sirplop
Spazmatism
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Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏
(300/300)
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I̧̨̬̤͓̟̜̯̘͉͠t͓͎͓͕͞ ̛͚̦̝̪͜C̷̨̩͕͉̜͇ớ̹̯͎͔̼͝m̨̡͕̮͚e̹̠̤̗̼̥̟͉̹s͍̘̳͖̺̕͜ͅ.̷̧͍͕̻̼͇̳̀
(300/300)
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I̧̨̬̤͓̟̜̯̘͉͠t͓͎͓͕͞ ̛͚̦̝̪͜C̷̨̩͕͉̜͇ớ̹̯͎͔̼͝m̨̡͕̮͚e̹̠̤̗̼̥̟͉̹s͍̘̳͖̺̕͜ͅ.̷̧͍͕̻̼͇̳̀
Its shadow has been approaching for more than a year. It started with the little things first; the birds going quiet, the wind growing still, the tide receding far more quickly than it should. Then came the more… prominent effects of the coming end; The sun setting hours earlier, birds falling from the sky, dead and rotting. The shadows whispering of our inevitable demise; this sinking dread burdened on all of our hearts; that terrible malice in the air. All of it has a source, as do us all.
T̰͖̕h̛͎͕̖̤̜͇̖͓͜e͙̭̮̪͉͎͍͟͠ŕ҉̦͍̩è͚̩'̷̳̥̪̻͔̱̟͘͝s̡̮̦̻̥͘ ̷̫̜̙͞͝n̛͙̼̣͖͉̖o̸̗̖̳̘̼̦͔ṯ̴̟̦̼̕h͘҉͕̪i̘̠̺̩̩̙͔̘ń̨͔̦̩͉g̙̻̱̠̺̩͝ ̷͍̳̖̪͔͕̹͢w̷̤̖͖̜͇e̲̳͇̘̘͈͚͡ ̸̙̤́c̞͕̞̘͖̀a̰̙̪̕ͅn̴̰̜̝̥̰̼͓͘ ̭̖̗̪͓̬͚͔ͅd̡̜̞͖̖̀o͉̤̦̭̕͝.̨͚̦̲̬
The Aetherian Rift, forgotten by most, unknown to many, unyielding to all. A fabulous gateway of unspeakable and ineffable power. Many things have come through this portal from sources unknown to all who have investigated. Finally, at long last, the shadows of the stars sit right in the sky. A great shudder is felt by all, echoing out of that hole to another realm.
و̧͓͓̪̟̖ي̵̺̳̣̜̱̙͘ج̧̮̭̗͎̗͕̣́ب̛̮̳͓͡ ̨҉̙͙̣أ͍͍̼͇̘̫͘ن͕̲̠̗̼̀ ͖̤̀͢͝ن̜̞̪̲͓͡͞ͅع̙̙̘̟̠͜ت͔̟̠̞͈͖̞̼́͜ن̨̪̠͝ق̛̟̥̯̩ه̸͚̮͙̗͡ͅا͔͙̟̩̞،̴̳̰͙̰̀ ̻̜̘̜ͅͅك͉̟͓̟̤̳̼̝̀م̕҉̻̘͚ا̪̦͚̗̙̲̺͝ ̻ا̲̩̬͢ع͎̰̮͉͈͢͠ت͏̰͖̭͍̻͖ن̮̭̩̪͕ق̧̛̬̳̲̝̭̯͞ت̵̣̟͡ن̪̠͙̲̺͘̕ͅا̮̟͍̞̭͍̹ͅ ̮ج҉̻̳̣͇͢ͅم̖̠̯̫̕ͅي̶̜̀ع̵̩̦͖ͅا̸̪̣͈̖.́͏̨͉̩
We must embrace it, as do all.
With a slow, pulsating rhythm, the Rift grows wider and wider, and as it does so, something stirs within its depths. The skies blacken, and with the sudden dark a low, dull, guttural rumble can be heard, echoing from the pit. A suggestion of motion - bestial scrapings and slow, almost hypnotizing poundings - is heard from the Rift. Its motion and, now apparent breath, echo louder and louder and louder through the now-alien portal.We must embrace it, as do all.
And all at once,
All is still.
You look to your left and right. Or, at least, you try, finding your head to be firmly latched in place, pointing your gaze - and every other person’s - towards the restless door.
ل̵̯͇̯̻ق͔د̷̫̩̫ ͇͕͇͚̤͖و͎̳͡ج̠̰̟̞̭͟د̭̜̼͖̦̰ت͍̩͔͎ ̨̠̩͎̰̬͈ل̗ك̟͓͕̖
It has found you.
You cannot… see anything come out of the portal, but you know something is there. Something you cannot see; no, something you dare not see. It’s there, lurking on the edge of your vision. Shapes. Figures. Symbols. Infinite possibilities. A hulking mass of flesh; a shivering eye, sliding away from view. A color out of space. Mouths. Meat. Claws. Terrible. A nightmare made material; existing, yet not existing. Nothing, but everything.It has found you.
ا̤̪̫ن̫͔͚͓̦̮́͟ض̶̗͕̹̯͉̳͓́͡م̶͍͈̘̱̥͕̘̕و͚̭̲̥͔̥ا̱̤͉̗̻͝ ͙͈͜͞إ͔̤̩͓͓̲ل̢̞͎ي̪͎̟̝͘ن͎͎̗͎͕̝ا͏͕͉͍̙̬،̢͉͉͓͇͜ ͔̦̬̮͍͜و̻̮̺͡س̤̮̯͞ن͏̖̹͚͉̩̬͔س̶̞̫̘̝̀ك̙̼ن͖͘ͅ ̵̶͎̭̫̭͍̼̕و̧̭̞س̸̨̗͇͍̥͍͜ط̧̲̦̘͙͍̪ ̶̥̬̖̯̣͍͍̣ع̲̰̞ج̨̡͙̹̜̠̞̜ا͟҉ͅئ̝̱̬̦͕͍̳̜̯́͡ب̷̢͖̗̟̥͜ ͓͜͠ͅو̨̣͇͖̣͖̀م̵̖̘̻͕̞ج̯͙̮̜̹̻د̸̧͈͖ ̗͎̠̼͚̪̤̝͠إ̨͇̟̼͍͟ل͙̤̥̻͍̜̟͢ى̩̱̪̗͙͢ ̛̛̟͚͓̼ا̞̪̖̤͇̀́ل̸̫͔أ̷̫͓̲̹̣ب̞̻̫̀͜د̸̨̨͓̯̼̭̝͍.̦͈̖̹̠̥̱̖ͅ
Join with it, and we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.
The moment you try to look at it your mind reels; you know this thing. It has no name for it needs no language. Its true ‘name’ is etched within the deepest threads of the fabric of your soul. You know what it is.Join with it, and we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.
It the progenitor of everything! The Creator of Creation! Life and Death! Father and Mother! Alpha and Omega! Our maker…
...and our destroyer.
...and our destroyer.
>1/2
OH MAN I HAVE SO MUCH CHARGE SPACE HOLY BALLS!
I'm also done being sick. Yaaay.
-=Charges
Piono's Big Boi Bananza (1/50)
Essence Defiler (13/30) +1 from Piono
Ceaseless Drifter (0/20)
-=Summons
Um... What's that up there?
A SUMMON!
W O W
-=Actions™
Oh man. Does stuff happen.
The Artificial Guardian does... Stuff.
The Desolate Hive uses Swarmsurge and makes more Wastewalkers.
The Bleak Queen uses Queen's Call and makes more Royal Guard. She also takes back her status as Monarch from Hillary. There's only one monarch, and that's the big terrifying bug-spawn-demon-horror that es out tiny bug-spawn-demon-horrors.
The Prophet does... Stuff.
Anyone else I missed? Oh Yeah.
Dree'is-Ag llfuiayts a PG entity. Don't know what llfuiayts means? WELL, I DON'T EITHER. BUT IT HURTS.
WHILE I'M STILL YELLING!
I PUNCH THAT MISERABLE COMMIE WAX-TART IN THE FACE. WITH A BANANA. SHAPED LIKE A FIST.
A FIST THAT PUNCHES COMMUNISM!
LIKE A BANANA!
YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-=Alchemies
"Meep" && Sheep in a bottle && Blushing Catgirls (Essence of Eep) == MSHEEP^3 (Lvl. 15, 10/16) [EE] --
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: -/8
OH MAN I HAVE SO MUCH CHARGE SPACE HOLY BALLS!
I'm also done being sick. Yaaay.
-=Charges
Piono's Big Boi Bananza (1/50)
Essence Defiler (13/30) +1 from Piono
Ceaseless Drifter (0/20)
-=Summons
Um... What's that up there?
A SUMMON!
W O W
-=Actions™
Oh man. Does stuff happen.
The Artificial Guardian does... Stuff.
The Desolate Hive uses Swarmsurge and makes more Wastewalkers.
The Bleak Queen uses Queen's Call and makes more Royal Guard. She also takes back her status as Monarch from Hillary. There's only one monarch, and that's the big terrifying bug-spawn-demon-horror that es out tiny bug-spawn-demon-horrors.
The Prophet does... Stuff.
Anyone else I missed? Oh Yeah.
Dree'is-Ag llfuiayts a PG entity. Don't know what llfuiayts means? WELL, I DON'T EITHER. BUT IT HURTS.
WHILE I'M STILL YELLING!
I PUNCH THAT MISERABLE COMMIE WAX-TART IN THE FACE. WITH A BANANA. SHAPED LIKE A FIST.
A FIST THAT PUNCHES COMMUNISM!
LIKE A BANANA!
YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-=Alchemies
"Meep" && Sheep in a bottle && Blushing Catgirls (Essence of Eep) == MSHEEP^3 (Lvl. 15, 10/16) [EE] --
Choice to activate MSHEEEP any turn instead of the normal attack. MSHEEEP has a 33% chance to trigger Eep, which deals regular damage, Meep, which deals 1.5x damage or Sheep, which causes a sheep to trample the entity and the entity misses. This can be avoided and a regular attack can be dealt if chosen.
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
This gives a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/11) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
+2 to Piono and +1 to Darkside