Huzbubber Tim
Ice Queen
They don't get enough evidence.
I keep running with the pizza and destroy the next person with a galaxy.
I keep running with the pizza and destroy the next person with a galaxy.
They don't get enough evidence.
I keep running with the pizza and destroy the next person with a galaxy.
But I also go back in time and stop the Terminator from killing both my parents and my girlfriend who for some reason is there too (that's how the movies go, right?)
I throw the pizza in the trash.
I use the pizza as a shield because it teleported to me for no apparent reason.
I fly off in a spaceship with the pizza as Earth explodes.
I cover my ears with my handy towel and run out of the ship, sailing for thirty seconds before I land in another very nice space ship owned by Zaphod Beeblebrox.Luckily i own the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and use the knowledge within to catch a ride on your ship. I break into your communications to broadcast Vogan poetry on all channels on a continuous loop, causing insanity and the need to end their suffering for all who hear it, including the next person on the list.
I cover my ears with my handy towel and run out of the ship, sailing for thirty seconds before I land in another very nice space ship owned by Zaphod Beeblebrox.
I hit the improbability drive and speed away real fast, so fast that everything behind me dissipated into nothingness.
"This whole time, I have been secretly moving in the shadows to build the ultimate super-weapon! Behold the Giga-Blaster-Tron Over Nine Thousand! I use it to decimate the entire universe! Wahahaha!"
Me:Wait, what'd I miss?
Quite a bit of back and forth.
Lucky i subscribe to multiverse theory, and the universe you destroy is not the one i call home, i do, however teleport my next foe directly to the point of impact just as you set of the explosion.
(It was the fish slap)
I deal with it.
I poke the next person.