Nutella Fairy
Skeletron Prime
DON'T BLINK!
(Sorry, my spoiler split into two)
Alright guys, so since people are starting to somewhat enjoy the stupidness, I'm gonna put each chapter in seperate posts, and copypaste them here after so you get an alert each time a chapter comes out.
CTHULHU is drinking lemonade by the beach
CTHULHU:
CTHULHU:
Ah, what a quiet summer day!
Wow, these sunglasses are very uncomfortable.
CTHULHU takes off his glasses. EYE OF CTHULHU shreiks in pain.
EOC:
DUUDE!!!
CTHULHU:
What now?
EOC:
THAT HURTS MAN!
THAT'S IT I QUIT!!
EOC FLIES AWAY
Wow, these sunglasses are very uncomfortable.
CTHULHU takes off his glasses. EYE OF CTHULHU shreiks in pain.
EOC:
DUUDE!!!
CTHULHU:
What now?
EOC:
THAT HURTS MAN!
THAT'S IT I QUIT!!
EOC FLIES AWAY
EOC flies off into space. He finds a giant galaxy called "Desktop". Inside it he found a planet called Terraria. In it he flew to a island chain known as "My Saves", and finally flew to an island called "Tommy's world"
The EOC flies down and sees TOMMY, a Terrarian exploring a Jungle.
TOMMY:
I feel like an evil presence is watching me...
EOC:
HI BUDDY!
TOMMY:
AHHHHHHHH
(EOC doesn't seem to understand human language...)
EOC:
I'm not fat! You're a meaniepants!
TOMMY:
Wow, I'm sorry, it's just my first time fighting a boss.
EOC:
MY ELEPHANTS DO NOT WEAR ORANGE BIKINIS, YOU LIAR!
TOMMY:
What? I'm just gonna kill you, because you're weird.
Tommy takes out his body soap
TOMMY:
I feel like an evil presence is watching me...
EOC:
HI BUDDY!
TOMMY:
AHHHHHHHH
(EOC doesn't seem to understand human language...)
EOC:
I'm not fat! You're a meaniepants!
TOMMY:
Wow, I'm sorry, it's just my first time fighting a boss.
EOC:
MY ELEPHANTS DO NOT WEAR ORANGE BIKINIS, YOU LIAR!
TOMMY:
What? I'm just gonna kill you, because you're weird.
Tommy takes out his body soap
TOMMY sprays body soap at EOC
EOC:
AAAAAAAAAAA
EOC retaliates by summoning his POSSE (LARRY, PERRY, AND JERRY)
LARRY:
Like, we should totally like, charge!
JERRY:
Ya bro.
PERRY:
Unicorn.
The POSSE (three Servents of Cthulhu) charge at TOMMY. Tommy is soon overwhelmed,while the EOC tries to rub off the suds on his iris
TOMMY:
DIE!
TOMMY pulls out his Starfury.
EOC:
LOL YOUR SWORD IS PINK LOLOLOLOLOL UR A GIRL XDXDXD!!1111
TOMMY swings hit sword at EOC's POSSE, and they splatter into peices. a star falls and hits EOC. EOC spins around wildly, and retreats.
EOC:
AAAAAAAAAAA
EOC retaliates by summoning his POSSE (LARRY, PERRY, AND JERRY)
LARRY:
Like, we should totally like, charge!
JERRY:
Ya bro.
PERRY:
Unicorn.
The POSSE (three Servents of Cthulhu) charge at TOMMY. Tommy is soon overwhelmed,while the EOC tries to rub off the suds on his iris
TOMMY:
DIE!
TOMMY pulls out his Starfury.
EOC:
LOL YOUR SWORD IS PINK LOLOLOLOLOL UR A GIRL XDXDXD!!1111
TOMMY swings hit sword at EOC's POSSE, and they splatter into peices. a star falls and hits EOC. EOC spins around wildly, and retreats.
TOMMY:
NO FAIR! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME DEMON JUNK SO I CAN MAKE A SWORD OUT OF IT!
There is no sign of the EOC, due to it being day, and the sun hurts him. He retrated underground, where he enslaved a race of skeletons.
EOC:
Servants, go and bring me some white chocolate from that white chocolate biome.
SKELETON:
That's marble.
EOC:
Is that food?
SKELETON:
No master, it's rock.
EOC:
Build me a giant monument to myself out of the white chocolate that I can live in.
-999999999999999 hours later-
SKELETON:
It's done!
EOC:
That's great!.... IF I COULD FIT THROUGH THE DOORWAY!
SKELETON: (a sudden burst of bravery)
MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR SO FAT!
OTHER SKELETONS:
RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT!
NO FAIR! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME DEMON JUNK SO I CAN MAKE A SWORD OUT OF IT!
There is no sign of the EOC, due to it being day, and the sun hurts him. He retrated underground, where he enslaved a race of skeletons.
EOC:
Servants, go and bring me some white chocolate from that white chocolate biome.
SKELETON:
That's marble.
EOC:
Is that food?
SKELETON:
No master, it's rock.
EOC:
Build me a giant monument to myself out of the white chocolate that I can live in.
-999999999999999 hours later-
SKELETON:
It's done!
EOC:
That's great!.... IF I COULD FIT THROUGH THE DOORWAY!
SKELETON: (a sudden burst of bravery)
MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR SO FAT!
OTHER SKELETONS:
RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT!
EOC Charges multiple times, killing all his skeleton minions.
A SKELETON MERCHANT appears.
MERCHANT:
Hello giant Eyeball! Would you like some goods?
EOC:
GIMME THAT LANTERN.
MERCHANT:
You'll have to pay for it, silly!
EOC:
Give it to me, or I will steal your soul.
MERCHANT:
Please, I have a rare soul condition. If you take my soul, you might catch a virus!
Takes soul.
MERCHANT:
Silly eye, I fooled you! The undead don't have souls!
EOC:
Then why are you wearing shoes! Shoes without soles would be HIGHLY uncomfortable!
MERCHANT:
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddeling giant titan eyeballs!
Hands over lantern, however the EOC can't pick it up! He has no hands!
A SKELETON MERCHANT appears.
MERCHANT:
Hello giant Eyeball! Would you like some goods?
EOC:
GIMME THAT LANTERN.
MERCHANT:
You'll have to pay for it, silly!
EOC:
Give it to me, or I will steal your soul.
MERCHANT:
Please, I have a rare soul condition. If you take my soul, you might catch a virus!
Takes soul.
MERCHANT:
Silly eye, I fooled you! The undead don't have souls!
EOC:
Then why are you wearing shoes! Shoes without soles would be HIGHLY uncomfortable!
MERCHANT:
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddeling giant titan eyeballs!
Hands over lantern, however the EOC can't pick it up! He has no hands!
I had some trouble turning the text red. Sorry.
EOC:
Do you sell hands?
MERCHANT:
Sorry, a slime bought the last severed hand I had in stock.
EOC:
Well, I guess I'll have to get some myself. Goodbye Mr. Mcbones.
EOC flies to the surface. He uses his demon powers to fly through the floor of TOMMY'S house, and splatters him against the ceiling.
TOMMY:
BLAAAUGH
Drinks potion.
TOMMY:
THAT'S IT!
TOMMY throws some grenades. EOC dodges these with statements like "girlypants" or "you fight like a flower" One Grenade blows of TOMMY'S hands.
EOC:
Thank you!
EOC:
Do you sell hands?
MERCHANT:
Sorry, a slime bought the last severed hand I had in stock.
EOC:
Well, I guess I'll have to get some myself. Goodbye Mr. Mcbones.
EOC flies to the surface. He uses his demon powers to fly through the floor of TOMMY'S house, and splatters him against the ceiling.
TOMMY:
BLAAAUGH
Drinks potion.
TOMMY:
THAT'S IT!
TOMMY throws some grenades. EOC dodges these with statements like "girlypants" or "you fight like a flower" One Grenade blows of TOMMY'S hands.
EOC:
Thank you!
Alright guys, so since people are starting to somewhat enjoy the stupidness, I'm gonna put each chapter in seperate posts, and copypaste them here after so you get an alert each time a chapter comes out.
The EOC Proceeds to slap TOMMY in the face every time he moves with the severed hand. Then he runs away spinning around with his demon powers because he is a giant frickin eyeball who can do whatever it wants.
The EOC knocks on GUIDE's door.
GUIDE:
Who is it?
EOC:
A massive demon eyeball.
GUIDE:
Massive demon Eyeball who?
EOC:
Massive demon eyeball going to rip your useless face off.
GUIDE:
Come on in!
EOC bites of GUIDE'S hand.
The EOC knocks on GUIDE's door.
GUIDE:
Who is it?
EOC:
A massive demon eyeball.
GUIDE:
Massive demon Eyeball who?
EOC:
Massive demon eyeball going to rip your useless face off.
GUIDE:
Come on in!
EOC bites of GUIDE'S hand.
TOMMY enters with a stump where his left arm should be. Since he is left handed, he cannot use any weapons, and just resorts to punching the eye with his remaining arm.
EOC:
You even punch like a girl.
Splat!
The EOC watches as the chosen one, the one destined to kill Cthulhu's evil brother and save the world from the red disease that threatens to mutilate the land dies in agony. This brave and tragic death would be forever in the hearts in minds of the people who live in the houses that he built with....
EOC:
Meh...
The EOC flies away, because he didn't give a red.
EOC:
You even punch like a girl.
Splat!
The EOC watches as the chosen one, the one destined to kill Cthulhu's evil brother and save the world from the red disease that threatens to mutilate the land dies in agony. This brave and tragic death would be forever in the hearts in minds of the people who live in the houses that he built with....
EOC:
Meh...
The EOC flies away, because he didn't give a red.
Exploring
The Eye of Cthulhu goes exploring underground. No dip you buttface that's the name of the chapter.
The Eye of Cthulhu goes exploring underground. No dip you buttface that's the name of the chapter.
EOC:
Hi skeletons!
Skeletons:
Oh dear.
EOC:
Remember last time? Yeah. I have hands now. do you have hands? LOL you do, but your not a friggin giant doomsday eye.
EOC:
Bring me gold, or I will slap you harder than a girl asked out by Cthulhu.
Skeletons:
Okay, your sexiness.
1 millennia later. it doesn't matter though because the player character is dead and the world seizes to exist. I would say your mind is blown but only people with IQ's the same as their shoe size read this story.
EOC:
Where's my gold?
Undead Miner:
I'm sorry sir, but all the gold in these caves have been mined. Even if there was gold, it wouldn't be enough to protect a highly delicate sensory organ that was not meant to be detached in the first place.
The Eye stares at the Miner menacingly. It even gave him a furious glare, which is physically impossible.
Miner:
UHHH. May I recommend mining the crimtane in the bloodied lands? There tons of it, and it gives lots of protection!
EOC:
TELL ME WHERE.
Hi skeletons!
Skeletons:
Oh dear.
EOC:
Remember last time? Yeah. I have hands now. do you have hands? LOL you do, but your not a friggin giant doomsday eye.
EOC:
Bring me gold, or I will slap you harder than a girl asked out by Cthulhu.
Skeletons:
Okay, your sexiness.
1 millennia later. it doesn't matter though because the player character is dead and the world seizes to exist. I would say your mind is blown but only people with IQ's the same as their shoe size read this story.
EOC:
Where's my gold?
Undead Miner:
I'm sorry sir, but all the gold in these caves have been mined. Even if there was gold, it wouldn't be enough to protect a highly delicate sensory organ that was not meant to be detached in the first place.
The Eye stares at the Miner menacingly. It even gave him a furious glare, which is physically impossible.
Miner:
UHHH. May I recommend mining the crimtane in the bloodied lands? There tons of it, and it gives lots of protection!
EOC:
TELL ME WHERE.
Om Nom
After the EOC feasted upon the Chrimera he chatted with, becuase he could, the large eye stumbled upon a mouth!
EOC:
Wow, a giant red mouth shaped cavern! I should fly into it.
Blood Crawler:
Good morning!
EOC:
AH, A CREEEPY CRAAAWLEY SPYDAH!
Blood Crawler:
Let me guess, you are a banished body part of Cthulhu, waiting to visit the Brain...
EOC:
Nah, I need some red ore to cover my body with and go on an AVENTURE.
Blood Crawler:
Uh, let me escort you to the nearest PsyCrimiatrist.
EOC:
Why does everything here start with crim?
Blood Crawler:
Because this biome as a whole is a corruption reskin with uncreative names, silly!
EOC:
So, this Brain, who is he?
Blood Crawler.
He is the remaining living essense of Cthulhu himself!
EOC:
CTHULHU?
BC:
Of course, the Crimson was created just after your departure! Due to his lack of depth perception, Cthulhu fell of a cliff and SPLATOOSHED everywhere! His brain remains actively enslaving us parasites after we tried to infect him!
EOC:
Can I see this brain?
BC:
Of course! right this way!
After the EOC feasted upon the Chrimera he chatted with, becuase he could, the large eye stumbled upon a mouth!
EOC:
Wow, a giant red mouth shaped cavern! I should fly into it.
Blood Crawler:
Good morning!
EOC:
AH, A CREEEPY CRAAAWLEY SPYDAH!
Blood Crawler:
Let me guess, you are a banished body part of Cthulhu, waiting to visit the Brain...
EOC:
Nah, I need some red ore to cover my body with and go on an AVENTURE.
Blood Crawler:
Uh, let me escort you to the nearest PsyCrimiatrist.
EOC:
Why does everything here start with crim?
Blood Crawler:
Because this biome as a whole is a corruption reskin with uncreative names, silly!
EOC:
So, this Brain, who is he?
Blood Crawler.
He is the remaining living essense of Cthulhu himself!
EOC:
CTHULHU?
BC:
Of course, the Crimson was created just after your departure! Due to his lack of depth perception, Cthulhu fell of a cliff and SPLATOOSHED everywhere! His brain remains actively enslaving us parasites after we tried to infect him!
EOC:
Can I see this brain?
BC:
Of course! right this way!
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. I stuffed my face with candy and everything was better. I'm high now though)
