DON'T BLINK- The Eye of Cthulhu's amazing adventures..

I have a feeling you guys wait too long, and I'm sorry for that!

Bunnikin
The eye of Cthulhu flies off, over a very peculiar tree made of expensive looking bark. next to it is a girl with a red shirt and a red bunny beside her.

EOC:
Ooh a bunny, can I pet it?

Snif:
Oh no, an eye!

Snif takes out a yoyo and begins to whack the Eye with it.

EOC:
A yoyo, really, a girly guy without hands can fight better than YOU!

Snif:
Wow, this Eye is tougher than I expected.

Once again, the Eye of Cthulhu fails at understanding his opponent's language.

EOC:
Wow, nice burn, but we all know I'm the one with the better eggplant parmesean recipe.

The EOC spots some sunlight and turns away to hide, while Snif dies in agony while a sexy nurse comes to her aid.

Ive had some fun with your characters, @Derunih.
 
I'm really inspired of stupidity right now....
Gross
The eye of Cthulhu flies off to the Crimson to get some armor.

EOC:
I like this place. Red is my favorite shape.

Chimera:
Red is a number, dude.

EOC:
For a mutant hybrid demon who wants to stay alive, you sure have a tendancy to backsass me.

Chrimera:
Sorry, I am used to seeing floating eyes without hands, yaknow?

EOC:
Oh, I didn't exactly think that there are other floating eyes around these parts.
 
Nutella Fairy said:
I'm really inspired of stupidity right now....
Gross
The eye of Cthulhu flies off to the Crimson to get some armor.

EOC:
I like this place. Red is my favorite shape.

Chimera:
Red is a number, dude.

EOC:
For a mutant hybrid demon who wants to stay alive, you sure have a tendancy to backsass me.

Chrimera:
Sorry, I am used to seeing floating eyes without hands, yaknow?

EOC:
Oh, I didn't exactly think that there are other floating eyes around these parts.
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I laughed so hard at this
Nutella Fairy said:
TOMMY enters with a stump where his left arm should be. Since he is left handed, he cannot use any weapons, and just resorts to punching the eye with his remaining arm.

EOC:
You even punch like a girl.

Splat!

The EOC watches as the chosen one, the one destined to kill Cthulhu's evil brother and save the world from the red disease that threatens to mutilate the land dies in agony. This brave and tragic death would be forever in the hearts in minds of the people who live in the houses that he built with....

EOC:
Meh...

The EOC flies away, because he didn't give a red.
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He didn't give a red. The text is red xD
I'm sorry I really wanted a new chapter please don't kill me Aley the Ale Fairy Nutella Fairy.
 
Om Nom
After the EOC feasted upon the Chrimera he chatted with, becuase he could, the large eye stumbled upon a mouth!
EOC:
Wow, a giant red mouth shaped cavern! I should fly into it.

Blood Crawler:
Good morning!

EOC:
AH, A CREEEPY CRAAAWLEY SPYDAH!

Blood Crawler:
Let me guess, you are a banished body part of Cthulhu, waiting to visit the Brain...

EOC:
Nah, I need some red ore to cover my body with and go on an AVENTURE.

Blood Crawler:
Uh, let me escort you to the nearest PsyCrimiatrist.

EOC:
Why does everything here start with crim?

Blood Crawler:
Because this biome as a whole is a corruption reskin with uncreative names, silly!

EOC:
So, this Brain, who is he?

Blood Crawler.
He is the remaining living essense of Cthulhu himself!

EOC:
CTHULHU?

BC:
Of course, the Crimson was created just after your departure! Due to his lack of depth perception, Cthulhu fell of a cliff and SPLATOOSHED everywhere! His brain remains actively enslaving us parasites after we tried to infect him!

EOC:
Can I see this brain?

BC:
Of course! right this way!​
 
Nutella Fairy said:
Of course, the Crimson was created just after your departure! Due to his lack of depth perception, Cthulhu fell of a cliff and SPLATOOSHED everywhere! His brain remains actively enslaving us parasites after we tried to infect him!
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This could probably be why the devs don't include Cthulhu as a boss. Perhaps they thought of the same thing? :eek:
 
lel da f*ck iss dis(my reaction)
I really like this story. It's funny.
WRITE MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
I'm loving this. Next make a story about the Armpit Hair of Cthulhu. It would prove to make it quite interesting.
 
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