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Story Downternet - A reader-driven story

Discussion in 'Non-Terraria Creations, Art, & Literature' started by Supeh Mario, Mar 16, 2015.

  1. basicguitar

    basicguitar Golem

     
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  2. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Lunatic Cultist

    We should make :red: hit the fan, this is going nowhere.

    >take :red: in fan

    That should do it.
     
  3. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    commands are still closed btw

    -------EDIT
    Commands are now open again.
    For a while I'll be only taking the first command.
     
    Last edited: Mar 18, 2015
  4. Mystic Neon Rain

    Mystic Neon Rain Skeletron Prime

    >Wait a little longer just in case and go scare the neighbors. IDK
     
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  5. basicguitar

    basicguitar Golem

    For after the above command is finished:

    >Investigate stump with harpoon in it
     
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  6. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages!
    Commands are still open. First ones I see will be taken.

    CA: Wait a little longer just in case and go scare the neighbors.

    [​IMG]

    You think to yourself that maybe your connection isn't back yet, and that you should breathe some fresh air outside. And you could scare your neighbors while you're at it.
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    If only you actually had neighbors.

    You guess you could just walk around the house.
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    Huh? What's this?
    >CA: Investigate stump with harpoon in it.
    ____________________________________
    CA: Investigate stump with harpoon in it.

    [​IMG]

    How strange. You don't remember seeing this stump before. And whose harpoon is this? Where did it come from?

    It sort of... gives you... unpleasant thoughts.

    ...

    You... uhm... Perhaps you should back away.
    >CA: Take harpoon out of stump and spear an animal with it.
     
    Last edited: Mar 18, 2015
  7. Erienna Nakagai

    Erienna Nakagai Headless Horseman

    >Take harpoon out of stump and spear an animal with it.
     
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  8. Xman101

    Xman101 Cultist

    >Go back inside, check router.

    (If above command is completed) - >Wash hands of animal blood in bathroom.
     
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  9. Mystic Neon Rain

    Mystic Neon Rain Skeletron Prime

    I found the no-neighbors thing amusing, because I used to not have any neighbors either. I lived outside a really small town (as in, it-only-had-one-grocery-store small)...except I lived several miles outside of town, sooooo my nearest neighbor was a mile away. I'm sorry that this is so off-topic.
     
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  10. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages!
    Commands remain open. First ones will be taken.

    CA: Take harpoon out of stump and spear an animal with it.

    [​IMG]

    You refuse without hesitation. You really don't want to take that harpoon. You'd only end up spearing yourself you mean you don't want any accidents.
    >CA: Go back inside. Check router.
    ____________________________________
    CA: Go back inside. Check router.

    [​IMG]

    You go back inside to check the router and what the :red: is that.

    ...

    Is that an elf.
    >CA: Try to talk to it.


    --------------------------------------------------
    It isn't really that off-topic, so I don't mind such comments and whatevers.
     
    Last edited: Mar 18, 2015
  11. Mystic Neon Rain

    Mystic Neon Rain Skeletron Prime

    >Try to kill it talk to it.
    Okay. I was just making sure--I didn't know if you were supposed to comment other than to add to/review the story.
     
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  12. basicguitar

    basicguitar Golem

    >Have the elf teach you majyyks. (If it hasn't been killed yet.)
     
  13. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

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  14. Erienna Nakagai

    Erienna Nakagai Headless Horseman

    >Realize it's holding the router. Then take it and slap the elf thing.
     
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  15. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages!
    Commands will now be closed until I release the next page. I need to do some planning.

    >CA: Realize it's holding the router. Take it and then slap the elf thing.

    [​IMG]

    You calmly take the router from the elf and...
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    ...SLAP THAT MOTHER:red:ER!
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    That'll teach it not to steal your precious router. You add the precious to your inventory.

    Slapping the elf seems to have released some majyyk. You start feeling a little dizzy.
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    You black out.
    >Next.
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2015
  16. Mystic Neon Rain

    Mystic Neon Rain Skeletron Prime

    I think I laughed harder than I should've...
     
  17. Chazm

    Chazm Skeletron Prime

    You now appear as an elf... with the elf which had your router! He's trying to use it for his internet- 'cause he blew his up with the reset button.
    >Watch helplessly.
     
  18. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    While I certainly do not want to BREAK YOUR FUN, it would seem that the COMMANDS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED, which means that you are UNABLE TO ENTER COMMANDS. In addition, the LAST COMMAND is ">Next." although it has been STRICKEN THROUGH, which means the FOLLOWING PANEL IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE, and that I am most likely PLANNING or WORKING ON IT. You may consider this situation as some sort of SHORT BREAK or a PLANNING PHASE, or WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF.

    You may enter commands once I release the next panel(s). Sorry!
     
  19. Chazm

    Chazm Skeletron Prime

    Ah, ok.
     
  20. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    Oh wow new panels
    finally
    Commands are now back open. First ones will be taken, as usual.

    Next.

    [​IMG]
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    You gain consciousness.

    And a terrible headache.
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    But your headache will have to pass. For now, you concentrate on where you are right now.

    Which isn't home, obviously.

    You have absolutely no idea of where you are, and you have no clue how you got there in the first place. You remember slapping an elf, then... Then you don't know. You sort of fell unconscious, you think. Perhaps a good way of finding out would be to explore further and look around for clues.

    What will you do?
    >CA: Check the contents of the pot.
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2015