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Story Downternet - A reader-driven story

Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!
Commands are still open.

CA: Pick up nearby sword and break the pot with it.



You decide to pick up the sword from the ground. Perhaps it will help you persuade the pot to give out its contents.

You think to yourself that pots are not living beings. You say you don't care.
>CA: Just take the sword already.
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CA: Just take the sword already.



You obtained a SWORD!

Look at how beautifully simple it is. Perfection.
>CA: Break the pot.
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CA: Break the pot.



Not so fast! You have merely added the SWORD to your INVENTORY. You must EQUIP it first in order to use it!
>CA: Quickly EQUIP SWORD and be done with it.
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CA: Quickly EQUIP SWORD and be done with it.



You quickly EQUIP your new SWORD.

Of course, it goes into the WEAPON slot.
>CA: JUST BREAK THE GODDAMNED POT ALREADY.
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CA: JUST BREAK THE GODDAMNED POT ALREADY.



Yeah yeah you're on it.

You raise your trusty SWORD and...
>Next.
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Next.



...You SMASH! the pot really hard. So hard, that the word SMASH! cannot contain itself.

Inside, you find...
>Next.
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Next.



...An USELESS PIECE OF :red:.

Actually, it's a CUBE. But it LOOKS REALLY USELESS nonetheless. You can feel your DISAPPOINTMENT METER rise up at alarming levels.

The DISAPPOINTMENT METER isn't actually a feature. How disappointing.
>CA: Take the CUBE anyways, you may find an use for it.

-------EDIT
No new commands? In more than 6 hours? Aw. Okay.
Commands will now be closed for the night.

-------EDIT
Commands are now back open!
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!
Commands remain open.

CA: Take the CUBE anyways, you may find an use for it.



You highly doubt that, but you add the USELESS CUBE to your INVENTORY anyway, wasting one of your precious ITEM SLOTS.
>CA: Search the crates.
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CA: Search the crates.



More loot is always a good thing. You decide to look in the crates.

In the first one, you find...
>Next.
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Next.



...A BOW TIE!

You think it would be a neat idea to wear it. You add it to your INVENTORY.

Time to search the other crate! Maybe there's something cool in it.
>Next.
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Next.



You find an UNPLEASANT NOTE.

You feel insulted.
>CA: EQUIP BOW TIE.
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CA: EQUIP BOW TIE.



You do exactly that.

Oh how you look fantastic! You can feel your PULCHRITUDE stat increasing while wearing the BOW TIE.
>CA: Take the SKULL and try to wear it.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!
Commands are now closed for a little while.

CA: Take the SKULL and try to wear it.



Time to make yourself a little bit more scary! You add the SKULL to your INVENTORY.
>Next.
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Next.



The SKULL is not a piece of EQUIPMENT!

You cannot wear the SKULL.

It is impossible.
>CA: Examine other parts of the room.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!
Commands will remain closed for the night. They'll come back up tomorrow, though!

>CA: Examine other parts of the room.



You decide to look around to the other side of the room.

There is nothing of interest apart from a door leading to the next room. Perhaps you'll find an exit in another room if you explore further in this weird dungeon of sorts.

You're not sure if this is a dungeon though.

Who cares.
>Next.
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Next.



You walk through the...

...the...

...uhhh.
>Next.
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Next.

>Next.
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Next.



:red::red::red::red::red::red::red:
>CA: STRIFE!
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CA: STRIFE!



It's time to STRIFE!

>AGGRIEVE: Deal some DAMAGE!
>ABJURE: GUARD yourself from ENEMY ATTACKS with extra STURDINESS!
>ABSCOND: RUN AWAY like a COWARD!
>TECHNIQUES: Use one of your BATTLE TECHNIQUES! (You have no BATTLE TECHNIQUES at the moment.)
>USE ITEM: Use an ITEM during battle! Not all ITEMS can be used.
>CA: ABSCOND.

-------EDIT
Commands are back open!
This is a special case, since we're currently in a STRIFE!
Remember the battle commands: >AGGRIEVE, >ABJURE, >ABSCOND, >TECHNIQUES, and >USE ITEM.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
I swear these pages are a pain in the :red: to make. Oh and yeah new page. Woo.
I'm gonna take a short break. It's not because I need to plan what's next but I need to find a way to make these pages not painfully long to produce. And also other things. That means commands will be closed for a while.

CA: USE ITEM: Throw the CUBE.



You throw the USELESS CUBE at the SHADEO. It receives 1 DAMAGE.

Are you :red:ing serious. This thing really is a piece of :red:!

The SHADEO attacks again and deals 2 points of DAMAGE!

>AUTHOR: Break FOURTH WALL.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages.
Commands are back open.

AUTHOR: Break FOURTH WALL.



Those BATTLE ANIMATIONS are a pain in the :red: to make. Gonna turn those off.
>AUTHOR: Say you're sorry for the interruption.
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AUTHOR: Say you're sorry for the interruption.



Just pretend that nothing happened and that there never was any BATTLE ANIMATIONS in the first place.

You may continue with the game. Sorry for the interruption.
>Next.
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Next.



You pretend nothing happened.

What will you do?
>CA: AGGRIEVE.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New page!

CA: AGGRIEVE.



You swing your trusty SWORD on the SHADEO and deal 10 DAMAGE! That's much better than a LAME CUBE THROW.



The SHADEO AGGRIEVES, using its standard BITE attack, dealing 2 DAMAGE once again. It's certainly not how it's gonna win against YOU! HA!

>CA: ABJURE.
 
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Criddle

Moderator
Staff member
Moderator
just so we go through everything atleast once except for techniques cause none are available of course
> ABJURE
 
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