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Story Downternet - A reader-driven story

Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!
Commands are now closed for REASONS.

CA: Check for available BATTLE TECHNIQUES.



You have no BATTLE TECHNIQUES, idiot! You gotta earn them!
>CA: AGGRIEVE.
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CA: AGGRIEVE.



You swing your SWORD once again, dealing the FINAL BLOW! The SHADEO has been slain!

VICTORY!
>CA: LEVEL UP.
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CA: LEVEL UP.



You gained a LEVEL! You are now LEVEL 2!

MAX HP +6
MAX SP +2
VIM +2
STURDINESS +3
IMAGINATION +4
WILLPOWER +2
PULCHRITUDE +5
FLEETNESS +3

You learned a new BATTLE TECHNIQUE!
-COOLKID (5 SP)
Raise your VIM, STURDINESS and PULCHRITUDE for 3 turns! Makes you wear COOL SHADES until the effects wear off!

You do your SIGNATURE VICTORY DANCE, which you just made up.
>Next.
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Next.



PHEW! What a fight!

Actually it was nothing impressive. But you LEVELED UP, which is REALLY AWESOME. Your parents would be proud of you.

Okay, now you can go to the next room.
>Next.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
>Get the cube back
Commands are still closed, btw. I won't open them today, either.
But don't worry, I had already planned that the Useless Cube would come back in CA's inventory somehow. I guess I won't have to force it if you guys want the Cube back.

-------EDIT
Just saying:
When commands are closed, I will allow discussion and comments until the commands re-open. Normally you'd have to enter a command then comment in a separate paragraph. It's not like discussion was not allowed in the first place, anyway.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!

CA: Try to break open that chest with your sword.



Break open? You'd never do that! You love chests and you certainly don't want to injure one.

They are not living beings you tell yourself. Yet again, you don't care.

You just OPEN THE ODDLY UNLOCKED CHEST LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. Using your SWORD. No one has been hurt in the process.
>Next.
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Next.



You obtain a MAP OF THE AREA!
>Break FOURTH WALL.
>CA: Salvage the chest.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!

Break FOURTH WALL.



Break the FOURTH WALL? What do you mean?

...Who are you talking to? CA?

ME???
>Oh :red:
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Oh :red:



YOU WANT TO CONTROL ME? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO??? WELL BAD NEWS FOR YOU BECAUSE I CERTAINLY WON'T BE LETTING YOU DO THAT. NOPE. NEVER.

AND DON'T TRY TO BRIBE ME IT WON'T WORK I ASSURE YOU, :red:NUTS.
>...
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...



I'm sorry, I got a little carried away here. But seriously. Don't do that again.

Just keep playing normally.
>CA: Salvage the chest.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!

CA: Go back and check if the SHADEO dropped some sweet shades.



You don't remember seeing any loot when you defeated the SHADEO, but you decide to check anyway, just to be sure.

As expected: nothing.
>CA: Look at the MAP and decide where to go next.
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CA: Look at the MAP and decide where to go next.



You decide to check out that MAP you just got.

It is not as detailed as you had expected, but it's pretty much showing what you need. Including your location. You don't know what kind of technology this is, but you think that the map tracking your location in real-time is pretty sweet.

You don't really know where the exit is, but you think that the room at the top might be where it is. You guess you could look around in the other rooms, too, just in case.
>CA: Go back to the previous room.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!

CA: Go back to the previous room.



You do that.

The story moves on at an alarming speed.
>CA: Go into the chest and sleep in it.
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CA: Go into the chest and sleep in it.



You sit in the chest and try to fall asleep. You are extremely uncomfortable.

This is incredibly stupid.
>Next.
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Next.



You manage to fall asleep despite the obvious discomfort.

Congratulations.
>CA: Dream.
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CA: Dream.



You are now dreaming.
>CA: Realize you are dreaming.
 
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