"Did you know I can create a forcefield inside someone's body and then expand it until they explode?" - Invisible Woman, Fantastic Four, explaining just how unsetting creative use of superpowers can be.
"You're as useless as the army in a superhero movie." - Unknown.
"Some human beings think they have cats as pets. It's actually the opposite." - Unknown.
"If life gives you lemons, make sure they're correctly spell-checked and have a coherent plot." - Fanfiction writer injoke.
"Know your enemy, know yourself, and you will win a thousand battles without fail." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Some problems are like mazes: It's much easier to find a way out of them from the outside."