Casual Favourite quote?

"A winner is you!"
"I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!"
"Would you kindly...?"
"Requiescat in pace."
"Prepare for unforeseen consequences."

A proper one:
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music."
I cant think of anything so here is some random quote that i instantly thought of

"Its like watching someone beat their fists against the wall before running off to hospital and then coming back to do it some more. And they used my medical insurance. And its MY WALL". - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"Chi si estranea dalla lotta è un gran figlio de na mignotta" trans "Whoever gets himself out of the fight is a big son of a b***h"
My childhood ;(

On a serious note, there are a ton of amazing quotes from berserk and spaghetti westerns, way too many to quote them all .
"At least he knows how to fill the time... usefully." A friend of me, trying to protect me from getting put out of class for bein on TO, and we didn't walk through the door until end of class.

Something usefull when attacked by zombies:
The whole list of Artix the paladins things to not say when around undead.
"I'm like a ripe stool and the world's like a gigantic :red:, and we're about to let go of each other."- Martin Luther
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -George Patton
"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy." -Christopher Dawkin
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.” -Some unknown dude, although Mark Twain is often wrongly credited for it
My favorite is one i created "The world is like a battery, there is both positive and a negative side."
Favorite inspirational quote is from Tyrion: "Never forget who you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never used to hurt you."

Favorite funny quote has to be from Hussie: "On such occasions, when life hands you those kooky lemons, there is really only one thing you can say: :red: lemonade. These lemons are incredible."
"Did you know I can create a forcefield inside someone's body and then expand it until they explode?" - Invisible Woman, Fantastic Four, explaining just how unsetting creative use of superpowers can be.

"You're as useless as the army in a superhero movie." - Unknown.

"Some human beings think they have cats as pets. It's actually the opposite." - Unknown.

"If life gives you lemons, make sure they're correctly spell-checked and have a coherent plot." - Fanfiction writer injoke.

"Know your enemy, know yourself, and you will win a thousand battles without fail." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"Some problems are like mazes: It's much easier to find a way out of them from the outside."
Best villain quote ever comes from one of the worst movies ever made, Street Fighter: The Movie. The context is, Bison is holding Chun-Li captive and she starts a raher lengthy exposition on how Bison, back when he was just a common thug leading a gang of bandits, burnt down her village and killed her father.

So Bison's answer to that revelation? "The day your village was visited by me was the most important day of your life, but for me it was... Tuesday."
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