Casual Favourite quote?

[kingklutz]

If life give you lemons, make orangeade and make life wonder how the you made orangeade- unknown

 

[Magic Sponge]

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
"It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become."
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."

- Dr. Seuss

 

[bo0MXxXsplatter]

"I Never Miss"

 

[Lhama]

"Don't be negative, be positive!" - Bloodseeker from Dota 2.

Just a funny pun. Lol

 

[all_we_need]

"It's now very common to hear people say, "I'm rather offended by that", as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. "I'm offended by that." Well, so ing what?" ~Stephen Fry.

and

"I think its the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." ~ George Carlin

 

[Evilgrapez]

"When you got grandchildren you know you're grand. And that's when you know, you've got the grandest of grand in Piano Land Grand!"

I am serious: I did not make that one up. My brother said that one while recording something.

 

[theclownfish II]

and one from myself

''no one is perfect''

 

[Evilgrapez]

and one from myself

''no one is perfect''

OMIGOSH THAT IS SO ORIGINAL I HAVE NEVER EVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE BRAVO BRAVO YOU SIR ARE A GENIUS!

 

[rangerofthewest]

I have a few that I like:

"Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception." - Cosmos dude.

The next dialogue is from a fantasy I am writing with a good friend - it is perhaps one of my favorite sections. Not much context, one of the main characters is facing one of the antiheroes and the antihero is in the balance between choosing good or dark. The antihero has asked the main character why he still has hope against insurmountable odds of a battle that he has every chance of losing

"I'll be damned if I give up. Giving up is losing the battle before it has begun - and losing the battle is losing everything - So this day I say to you, are you with me or not? You know where I stand. I am relentless. I am unforgiving. I will never give up. And you know why? As long as I don't give up, the outcomes of a thousand thousand battles do not matter. I am Ranger, mortal. I am the undefeated. I am the champion of countless battles. Fear me. I know damn well they do."

"Are you sure, Ranger? Can I trust you to make the right choice?"

"I am never sure, and I am never trustworthy. That's what makes me so unequivocally deadly."

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

"I'm lonely... lonely at the top" - My brother, yesterday
"Weird actually, we say racists are 'discriminating', but that is the thing they can't do by definition, they think everyone from the same group is the same." - Christopher Hitchers

 

[Mr Vampire]

I got 3 k?

Grammar is pointless.

There is no life without PIZZA!

Vampires are the best thing to ever live.

 

[bo0MXxXsplatter]

I got 3 k?

Grammar is pointless.

There is no life without PIZZA!

Vampires are the best thing to ever live.

WRONG! Vampires are not alive.

 

[Dire Sigma]

This one I carry close to my heart.

"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, you're a wizard."

 

[TheBigPie]

"There is nothing on this earth to be prized than true friendship." -St. Thomas Aquinas

 

[MrCal]

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game.

Veni. Vidi. Vici. (Latin, I came. I saw. I conquered.)

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

Posh ing skier, Julian Casablancas. ing tramp, Doherty. Midget with whiskers, Justin Timberlake. Looks like my old gym teacher was Madonna. And a tranny who forgot the wig... Britney!

I'd love to be a hobbit. I'd be a really bad hobbit. I wouldn't be like Sam. I'd kill Gandalf, wipe out all the hobbits, marry the princess and claim the throne. Ha ha.

I am a cartoon, big blue eyes and big round nose. I'm the Tasmanian devil. I'm the Mickey Mouse of the band, ain't I? And Serge is Walt Disney, he drew me.

(On the Cookie Monster) Hate him. Absolutely horrible. I don't mind Sesame Street but, honest to god, I hate him. Always moaning about ing cookies and his eyes moving around all the time. A ed puppet.

That's quite a few. From awe inspiring to madness. Enjoy?

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

"If girls would know what we as men are thinking, they would instantly turn lesbian... With what they would answer to about 50% of our fantasies..." - Ronald Goedemondt, a Dutch comedian

 

[TheAverageCommoner]

You can cry.
You can bleed.
You can puke.
You can doubt.
You can fall.
You can lose.
All that is fine. At least you tried.
But never quit.
Because if you quit, you never truly tried.

 

[Midnight Moonlight]

"7.8/10 Too much water" -IGN

Spoiler: Loljk

"Walk the path that is meant for you without fear...For you are no longer alone" -Saint Germain

 

[Brony Bonfire]

Remember powerthirst? yeah you do.

When god gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!
Powerthirst
GODBERRY!!!
KING OF THE JUICE!!!

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

"Justice ain't no lady, she's a twisted battered ..." Gav, AKA Miracle of Sound in Redemption blues