Finest Quotes

[Esther]

I don't need an autoclicker. I AM the autoclicker!
-Me, getting about 46 Clicks per second during Mass Click Weekend on Pokéfarm. (My touchpad buttons are very overpowered)

 

[Dark Sunshine]

 

[Courier 7]

"I messed up. Made a mistake. I thought I could help get us out of here, but... it didn't work out."
Chief Hanlon
2011-2011

Another one
"Fire...eating through my armor! Must...stop, drop, and roll!"
Zer0
2013-2021

 

[deletedaccount12]

"I want nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
discord user, 2021

 

[Picklenugget8]

“When the rockets go up, who cares where they come down, that’s not my department says Wehrner von Braun.”

Tom Lehrer

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"Dream big! Think of better moss!" -Dave, Dayshift at Freddy's 3

 

[Kit Da Percussionist]

I've got a few.

Spoiler: My quotes

Business is like cookie clicker

-Ted Nivison

Did you use our frozen bodies as bowling pins?

-Hopediah Plantar

It's called capitalism! Where everyone wins, except you!

-Tibblet-Tibblie Grimm Hammer III

Gain knowledge, consume, avoid papercuts

-Bat Queen

Bread puns forever!

-King

Ah yes, unique, for when you don't want to say bad

-E

Now, who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!

-Stanley Pines

Is a bush a sandwhich?

-Charlie Slimecicle

The world is a sandwhich and Big Chungus is out there

-Charlie Slimecicle

Your Happy Hanukkah has no chance against my Blue Eyes White Dragon!

-Charlie Slimecicle

I think the world's greatest national treasure is hidden in the catacombs underneath Orlando Florida.

-Ted Nivison

I don't think there are many Magical Girls out to steal your pokemon.

-Shaun Rollins

Why don't you just go and kidnap a stranger, sacrifice them to your Alchemical gods, tada!

-Remington Chase

Your Math is no match for my gun, idiot! *gets defeated by math*

-Stanford Pines

Food is overrated!

-Remington Chase

"What doesn't have problems?"

"America. If you squint enough that your eyes are closed."

-Shaun Rollins and Remington Chase

can a show substain itself on hate alone?

-Othermcnutt

good ol' King Tut, my favorite anime dog!

-Remington Chase

 

[adjacent]

As the famous, now infamous, Christopher Wistopher once said
"When in doubt. Whip it out."​

 

[Ash God of the Skull Gang]

“If you fail, then take it out on your friends.” -Some homeless guy