Discussion in 'Forum Roleplay' started by Bubby Aurora, Jan 16, 2019.
Hey, what's that thing in your hand? It looks like a rudimentary martian gun.
"A console controller. Used to interact with virtual things via console as well as to play video games."
"I have another one if you want to join! I can teach you the controls for this game, and we can go on some casual Team Deathmatch!"
Deathmatch!? Are we killing each other!? That's against the law, I have to stop you! *Pulls out his sword and holds it to her neck*
"No, it's a virtual game where you have multiple lives and you have to waste the other team's lives. Nobody actually dies."
Oh... *He looks embarrassed, and sheathes his sword*
I'm a soldier, I don't play pretend.
"Well, it's not pretend, but it's not real either. It's kind of like a simulation, but you control a character with buttons instead of actually simulating something."
Well, I have my own form of a simulation. Follow me to your backyard.
"Uh, no, it's the middle of a huge storm. I'm not catching a cold, cuz I have no rain gear."
I seem to be setting up a fighting game for two players.
*Looks out the window* Oh, I didn't notice that. Hey, where are all the flying fish? They should be enlarging and soaring about right now...
"The majority of enemies you know and hate do not exist in this realm."
Ah. Need to remember these things...
Hey, do you have a garage or something?
"If you count my room"
No, that's an occupied room.
"I don't mind."
I'm givin' off dat herpderp aura
Well, don't get mad if your stuff breaks. *I pull out a mysterious orb and go up to her room*
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